So, you just have to post her name for her to appear? I'll have to remember that. You can never have too many terts.

I wonder if it works in real life, If I call out "Terts fairy" 3 times at the top of my voice, will good looking terts appear? I may have to try that later...

ty sir, I'll put some shrimp on the bar-b and crack an icy foster's for ya!


Ha! I'm pretty sure in my neighborhood if I called out "Terts fairy" 3 times at the top of my voice, somebody would call the cops on me. But then again I look like a terrorist with my hoodie, shades, and wires running from my ear buds.....

Guess what happened when I tried it.....?

Hopefully 3 blondes showed up?

The terts fairy only has internet jurisdiction, I'm sorry. In real life, how you get boobs is in your own hands.

If only they were in my hands...

So I was gonna make the wifey dinner and she said nah , just take the kids out instead . Np , so I decide to go to the closest town because I seen a new restauraunt there the other day . Been here now for 15 minutes , 3 waitresses standing at the bar flirting with the bartender , and it smells like old people in here .

I wanna be like peace out bitches , but in order to go to another place I have to go in the other direction for a half hour . This is clearly an example of a time where it is correct to take the slightly -Ev play and stay . FML food better be goot !

Lolol pwned so far leroy

I'm drunk in a shower

posting from a shower is somewhat of an accomplishment. Not sure your phone/laptop is too fond of that.

well , food was decent , but very overpriced imo . $40 for me and 2 kids . waited another 20 minutes after eating for a bill . so i did the only thing one can do in this spot and i left her a $1 tip . I think she will find this more insulting than no tip because she can justify no tip as " omg , lol he must have forgot " but by leaving her a measly dollar she will know she done ****ed up somewhere , either that or she assumes I am a cheap bastard . either way she has to feel slightly insulted

I wont be going back there anyhow , so we can call it a draw

fwiw , I usually tip very well as long as i get decent service . i am not finicky either . if a waitress is busting her ass and i still have to wait , no big deal she gets a good tip . if she is slacking off and lollygagging and I have to wait she is gonna lose monies imo . It's up to them .

I'm willing to let the banhammer fall. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a ****ing performance from Ireland.

Welp, was all set to spend some quality time at the nearby casino playing some $1/2 live today.

Then I just found out I get to spend some quality time instead with 2 rug rats that are related to me. I'm feeling really *&%#ing guilty for being upset about that (and no they aren't my children, I'm not that degen)

take them to the casino

And buy 'em a beer? Meh, we're heading over to "the happiest place on earth".

Not Las Vegas....

Disneyland

take them to the casino, leave them at the buffet.

They can't leave as they are under 21 but they have food and drink so you aren't being negligent and you know where they are.

lolohwow

This sentiment is something that I can really swallow.

Also, those of you with children running a muck: leave them with Auntie WDWF. I promise to return them fully intact, and with an increased knowledge of all the awesome stuff a parent can't really teach them.

Watched it this morning half drunk and wasn't sure if it was a dream or reality.



I'm poasting from my sister's house because there's no internet where I live since friday morning and they said it won't be back 'til Monday. FU UPC.

Meh. it is a stupid game that I dont care about so you're safe.

Hint: pro trolling of Ozi is done with baseball.

This months thread has been epic iyam . We totally deserve a new thread title for october .

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

dont forget the cricket also

What should I do about my red line guys? I think it is a major leak.