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11-02-2011 , 06:03 PM

#51

gothninja

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 4,425

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

The one on the right looks tasty. No not Santa's massive erection in the background - I meant the girl.

11-02-2011 , 06:53 PM

#52

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

They were actually both really cute have no idea why farmer looks like she has jowels in this pic

11-02-2011 , 07:27 PM

#53

PapaPyrite

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

They were actually both really cute have no idea why farmer looks like she has jowels in this pic

Yeah Leroy is prolly looking that one over pretty closely, to add to his other 3

Given the oddities of snapshot type cameras, and weird drunken faces people sometimes make, the one on the right is about a 6.5......so, well past the threshold IMO

11-02-2011 , 08:10 PM

#54

OziBattler

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 14,707

[x] I heart cmars noob pm pwnage.

Im going to reuse that delightful wall of text. If you dont know what I'm a talking about then lol u

11-02-2011 , 08:25 PM

#55

AlienSpaceBat

table tilting animal

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 9,703

Quote:

Originally Posted by OziBattler

[x] I heart cmars noob pm pwnage.

Im going to reuse that delightful wall of text. If you dont know what I'm a talking about then lol u

awesome first post after 2.5 years tho imo http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...58&postcount=1

11-02-2011 , 09:50 PM

#56

PapaPyrite

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Quote:

Originally Posted by OziBattler

[x] I heart cmars noob pm pwnage.

Im going to reuse that delightful wall of text. If you dont know what I'm a talking about then lol u

Meh, was impressed with first one, but second one exposed the cut and paste technique used, so I deducted a few points for originality. I mean, for all we know somebody wrote that for CMAR and he just cuts and pastes like a clerk or civil servant.

Give it a 9

out of possible 10

Pretty sure you are the only mod I would ever give a perfect 10

to on this forum, since you are one of a kind Ozi (thank gawd)

11-02-2011 , 11:18 PM

#57

TBobLP

can't finish

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'One of a kind' if by 'one of a kind' you mean 'typical lolstralian drunktard'

11-03-2011 , 03:36 AM

#58

Jabba021

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Great title, needs bacon.

11-03-2011 , 04:08 AM

#59

PapaPyrite

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jabba021

Great title, needs bacon.

ldo, everything is better with bacon!

Here we go again, with breakfast, oh boy ....

11-03-2011 , 05:47 AM

#60

gothninja

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Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 4,425

Quote:

Originally Posted by PapaPyrite

...Given the oddities of snapshot type cameras, and weird drunken faces people sometimes make, the one on the right is about a 6.5......so, well past the threshold IMO

I'm not sure what you mean by an absolute score and an absolute threshold. Everyone knows cuteness is very situational - mostly due to the effect of beer goggles (both you and her), availability of alternatives (for both you and her), and how close to the end of the evening it is getting.

It's such a beginner's error to go with absolute strength without considering effective stack, relative strength, and risk of ruin.

Last edited by gothninja; 11-03-2011 at 05:57 AM.

11-03-2011 , 05:55 AM

#61

gothninja

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Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 4,425

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

They were actually both really cute have no idea why farmer looks like she has jowels in this pic

Jowls doesn't have vowels.

11-03-2011 , 07:24 AM

#62

sheeprustler

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Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,292

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jabba021

Great title, needs bacon.

Nom

11-03-2011 , 09:33 AM

#63

TBobLP

can't finish

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11-03-2011 , 11:30 AM

#64

PapaPyrite

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gothninja

It's such a beginner's error to go with absolute strength without considering effective stack, relative strength, and risk of ruin.

This is why I stay in the shallow end, here in BQ. I am such a beginner, I wouldn't even know half the terms young women use these days. Good thing I don't have to play the stupid "mating game".....I would get crushed no doubt.

Thanks for the help, but I'm afraid I'm just a helpless fish

11-03-2011 , 05:39 PM

#65

Bacon

Makes everything better

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,001

All better

11-03-2011 , 05:54 PM

#66

PapaPyrite

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Bacon ITT

4 strips please, slightly crispy, applewood smoked obv.

11-03-2011 , 10:00 PM

#67

enprinte

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 4,095

Almost time to load up 24 tables to try and win the lotto.

11-04-2011 , 01:02 AM

#68

sheeprustler

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Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,292

I was drunk last night and didn't post but I refuse to get drunk tonight and not post so I'm gonna post in here about stuff cos this is the place to do it so here i am yeaahhhhhhh

Postman pat

11-04-2011 , 01:21 AM

#69

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

^lalws

11-04-2011 , 04:13 AM

#70

enprinte

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 4,095

Quote:

Originally Posted by IamPro

^lalws

50NL Cap Sucks - I can't see how you play it!

I pretty much went on an instant swing and loss 6 stacks in 10 minutes.

Purchase HEM 2 - Hopefully I will run better now

Last edited by enprinte; 11-04-2011 at 04:30 AM.

11-04-2011 , 09:35 AM

#71

TBobLP

can't finish

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200nl cap tho

11-04-2011 , 09:49 AM

#72

sheeprustler

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Thread title sums up my feeling perfectly. Except the part about drinking tonight.

11-04-2011 , 01:11 PM

#73

Bona

MOFA

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 10,106

Nice avvy Bacon Goooo Biiiig Reeed imo

11-04-2011 , 02:00 PM

#74

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

Quote:

Originally Posted by enprinte

50NL Cap Sucks - I can't see how you play it!

I pretty much went on an instant swing and loss 6 stacks in 10 minutes.

Purchase HEM 2 - Hopefully I will run better now

lol, after a while the pain becomes numb and u forget its even there... also the players are so bad that I know I will win it back, it just might take a few hundred thousand hands