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11-26-2011 , 06:38 AM

#601

gothninja

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 4,425

Yay I won the Euro lottery. Well, I won 2.7 buy-ins, which would be a nice ROI if I hadn't bought 8 tickets :/

11-26-2011 , 07:13 AM

#602

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

First I was like this...

And then I was like this...

And then I opened this....

And found this....

And the Red Wings beat Boston and stopped their 10 game win streak...so all in all a decent day

11-26-2011 , 09:44 AM

#603

AlienSpaceBat

table tilting animal

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 9,703

nice one tbob

11-26-2011 , 10:07 AM

#604

Palikari

veteran

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

what is that

11-26-2011 , 10:45 AM

#605

Palikari

veteran

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,394

Just realized that I desperately need to lose weight. Since I married I gained 25kg (3yrs). So I plan on fasting from monday on. No food, just water & vitamins+minerals. I did this once years ago. Over/under how many days I'll go? Anybody wants to bet against me?

11-26-2011 , 10:54 AM

#606

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

Won't bet.. but seems like a silly and unhealthy way to lose weight... not to mention unsustainable.

11-26-2011 , 11:04 AM

#607

Palikari

veteran

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf

Won't bet.. but seems like a silly and unhealthy way to lose weight... not to mention unsustainable.

It's less about the weight loss. I just need a real "break" to stop/reset my eating habbits. And I have always been a person of extremes so fasting sounds about right. Plus I love betting

11-26-2011 , 11:17 AM

#608

gothninja

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 4,425

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf

Won't bet.. but seems like a silly and unhealthy way to lose weight... not to mention unsustainable.

+1 imo

Low fat diet + exercise is the way to go.

11-26-2011 , 12:49 PM

#609

Bona

MOFA

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 10,106

Pay close attention to processed carb content (virtually eliminate sugar and flour) high protein.

Look up your daily calorie usage by chart/calc. Plan and execute a daily intake about 300-500 calories less than you burn.

Steadily but carefully increase your daily exercise routine.

Plan to lose 1.5-2.5 pounds a week while you are changing your habits.

Prosper, GL

* Assumes underlying good health. If any physical problems clear things with your doctor.

11-26-2011 , 03:24 PM

#610

Palikari

veteran

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,394

I'll sent my secret santa gift before I collapse, I promise

11-26-2011 , 06:41 PM

#611

crazyfool1985

¯\_(°_o)_/¯

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,213

bought myself a bottle of this today. 14% will report back later..............maybe

Last edited by crazyfool1985; 11-26-2011 at 06:44 PM. Reason: add picture ldo

11-26-2011 , 07:46 PM

#612

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

First I was like this...

And then I was like this...

Prb gonna be back in Miami around Jan so maybe we can meet up and play teh pokers

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

And then I opened this....

And found this....

And the Red Wings beat Boston and stopped their 10 game win streak...so all in all a decent day

Quote:

Originally Posted by Palikari

what is that

Last edited by IamPro; 11-26-2011 at 07:46 PM. Reason: bong??

11-26-2011 , 07:53 PM

#613

Leroy_Jenkins45

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 3,521

Tabasco sauce and binoculars . Tbob needs them ldo .

11-26-2011 , 08:01 PM

#614

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

Looks like a snorkel actually

11-26-2011 , 09:13 PM

#615

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

Quote:

Originally Posted by IamPro

Prb gonna be back in Miami around Jan so maybe we can meet up and play teh pokers

Book it.

11-26-2011 , 09:13 PM

#616

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

NOT A SNORKEL

11-26-2011 , 09:20 PM

#617

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,266

Obv tobacco smoking utensil is obv.

Last edited by wafflehouse1; 11-26-2011 at 09:20 PM. Reason: Or some wierd penis pump

11-26-2011 , 09:20 PM

#618

gothninja

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 4,425

Is it some kind of exercise device?

C'mon you at least need to take a pic of it out of the wrapping - and post it in the right thread.

11-26-2011 , 09:21 PM

#619

OziBattler

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 14,707

my first thoughts were it twas some sort of freaky assed dildo.

11-26-2011 , 09:32 PM

#620

gothninja

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 4,425

I think it's a penis pump. I didn't want to say it because of the all the obvious "how do you know" comments. But how I know is simply because I've got an email address so have been receiving pictures of penis pumps every day along with the viagra ads, etc, etc since the internet was invented - just like everyone else on this planet.

Could be an electric bong though.

11-26-2011 , 09:50 PM

#621

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

Was thinking that too but didn't want to post it lol

Last edited by IamPro; 11-26-2011 at 10:01 PM. Reason: reminds me of a Austin Powers moment

11-26-2011 , 10:30 PM

#622

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

OMG ok a normal pic...

11-26-2011 , 10:33 PM

#623

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

11-26-2011 , 11:39 PM

#624

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,266

thats a funny looking penis pump

11-26-2011 , 11:52 PM

#625

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

Quote:

Last edited by IamPro; Today at 06:46 PM. Reason: bong??

BOOYAKASHA!

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