If he binks the monster stack, this thread will become the most epic in 2+2 history. It will make Doug Lee's toolbox thread look like grandma Myrtle's gardening thread in comparison.

Would be a fantastic unfolding of events, but too many people would needle Mike with airport jokes if he made a deep run for the bracelet.

this guy has lied stolen ****ed people over and manipulated people to scam them for money. he absolutely is a scum bag.

you don't enable him by giving him money, but you enable him by excusing decades of despicable behavior.

I lol'd

I don't even consider what he is doing a scam.

I mean the dude is at the airport trying to get 2 or 300 bucks. How does anyone think of doing something like this???

I mean don't you just start selling drugs if you get to this point? Instead of going to lolmcarron airport.

Hopefully this thread doesn't dissuade PSUmike to keep doing what he is doing because I think it would be all sorts of awesome if I saw him the next time I fly in there. I'd snap give him the 2 or 300 if I saw him and gave me his speech about what's going on. Would be more entertaining than giving 2 or 300 away at the strip club.

Like oh.... There's that PSUmike hanging out next to the duty free shop that I read about on 2+2 8 months ago.

42k will you buy me a ticket to anywhere in the continental United States if I go down to the registration area and tackle Mike when he's waiting in line and drag him to the airport? Will probably need a little extra cash to disinfect myself as well.

Mike can you answer this honestly please?

How many women have you slept with?

i want it broken down...

Hookers - ??
Non Hookers- ??

Im putting the number of non hookers at less than 3.... Could even be a virgin (hookers dont count)

Maybe all you do is need to get laid.. I mean not having sex can have drastic results as we all know of the recent mass shooting because girls wouldnt sleep with him.

Having had the first experience you describe, I think you need to find a better strip club alternative experience.

Mike did you know that the job in Irvine payed 103k adjusted for inflation?

Does it count if Mike was the hooker?

And does he still score points if not all his clients where females?

I have had sex with 2 women my whole life. A 1 night stand as a freshman at Penn State I met at a party and my girlfriend soon after for 5 years until I graduated in '99. Once the gambling took over the pit became the sex for me. Met a girl in California when I moved there and dated for 2 months before she broke up with me because I was going to the card clubs every day and night. Haven't had a girlfriend since because of my transient lifestyle. I am sure some people will make fun of that but that is the truth. Haven't had sex in 14 years.

Then you don't know what a scam is, because he is pretty much the definition of a scammer. He asks people for money, lying to them about what the money is for, and also lying to them about returning their money and also giving them extra money on top of that when he has no intention to do so. It is unquestionably a scam, highly unethical and criminal.

its sex is like TL/DR . Porn sites are much easier

And it shows fella.


You do still knock one out tho, right?

If he does bink this one or another one in the future he should use the money to grind cash (2/5) like I suggested before....

And, Mike, whenever you get the compulsion to go off playing PaiGow just lock yourself in your room and beat your scmeckel until it's raw......then go to sleep

Larry

Man i knew i should of bet on this.....I dont even know the guy and can tell he hasnt had much sex... You didnt look like the hooker fuker type of guy so i kinda figured you hadnt slept with any...

Mike i think you need to have more sex..

no sex in 14 years... ouch......

What I don't get is you spend all this time begging for money. Why not get a job instead and earn the money? This story would be awesome if you didn't scam the money. Just get a job and stop being so damn lazy.

And they say heroin addiction kills your sex drive! Funny how all the heroin addicts around here seem to have hoardes of kids, all being taken into the care of the local authority.

Someone needs to be introducing our local bagheads to Pai Gow.

Who says you need a girlfriend? Many would not recommend it. Just go find some slut and take out some frustration. Look at mcdonalds.
It's a tragedy you burned 100k multiple times. You could have cleaned up and got some tail.

Sounds like the breakup with the girlfriend in 99 started a tailspin emotionally you have never recovered from. Also curious about your childhood, was it good? Were you abused? Fascinating & sad life bro.

I'm not excusing his behavior ... but I'm looking at today and how he can change his life. I want him to get clean. If he works a strong GA program, he can address his criminal past through the amends process, steps 8 and 9. It's a process and it's hard.

Yeah he committed horrific depressing criminal acts. Me wanting him to get clean today and wishing him well isn't enabling, at least not by my estimation.

This thread should be locked. This thread has done NOTHING for this guy except for him to gain attention and sympathy for his 15-year story of depravity and elude us away from the original reason why this thread was made: for this guy getting caught HUSTLING AT AN AIRPORT. He obviously doesn't want to fix himself. He just wants the attention. The thought of talking about all of his problems and his life story is indirectly feeding his addiction because he's still getting to talk about gambling and discuss gambling.
If you really "care" for this guy. The best move is to IGNORE HIM. Ignore this thread and let him feel alone again. He had an offer- an offer not every degenerate gambler gets- and he decided to throw that away. It's a white or black situation. Veneto. Hope you get your life together.

Now, I'm really hoping you ship this and spend at least $500 for a good hooker. You need it bro, you will run better in the pits guaranteed if you get some trim.

Do you have any evidence to back up this statement?

Also, when you have a pair of 8's, and pr of 5's, and a queen - 9; keep the 2 pair together, you'll get more pushes ( buy my pai gow instructional DVD's )

A link to this thread should be put on a clinical psychiatry forum. They wouldn't have a clue where to start.

Dude it's the interwebz. It's not here to help people so get off your high horse.

Mike, ship this bitch. I believe in you. Your time is NOW.