we hurt his feelings!

At least the wiki-page will probably stay since the remove-page request was added a little over a year ago.

Guess Doug has to befriend the wiki-founder as well now?
(photoshop material: http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/..._300x385,0.jpg)

why is he a toolbox? cliffnotes for a newbie

No cliffs-- this is a study on ultimate toolboxness, read.

Just read. It is worth it.

You can only truly appreciate Doug Lee if you read the entire thread from page one.

I am going to get a T-shirt made with a toolbox on it, and wear it every time I play, on the off chance I find myself in the presence of Doug Lee.

Or better still, get him to sign a plain t-shirt, and have a tool box put on it after, then sell it for charity.

See you on the felt!
Doug Lee ToolBox

Or have ever been at a table with him and realize how much of a complete and total douchebag he really is.

(Everything here is true-and it's actually worse than that if you've seen the clown)

In the Wynn 5k he was briefly at my table. I was next to Lars Bonding and he apparently has a bit of playful history with Doug. Lars busts him by rivering a straight and shoving over Doug's river valuebet, Doug calls and Lars shows him, Doug playfully but he was obviously pretty pissed turns over top pair and says "AW YOU GOT ME AGAIN HUH HAHA" while simultaneously punching Lars in the arm. This isn't one of those 'take it easy bud' punches, this is a '**** you' punch. Then he says "Just like last time, huh? HAHA" and then punches him again. Lars is giggling the whole time but the tension was clearly there. I'm glad I was only there with Doug for a few minutes since I had just moved there.

so much fun hating on doug lee.

At the St. Louis WSOP-C event, 2 guys were playing heads-up for some tournament and they had the WSOP circuit ring sitting on the table for the winner. I couldn't help but chuckle and think of the The Toolbox.

http://www.dougleepoker.com/ContactMe.htm

LOL!

Not to mention playing 2/5 or 5/10 and laying his "Do you know who I am?" line two at least 2 players within 30 minutes. It's that bad, actuallly worse.

It's too bad that I don't know what I do now about him, I probably would have been bounced from the room. I've played with a lot of arrogant clowns, and total douchebags, but this little fairy thinks he's the second coming of Phil Ivey, and he's so far off, it's not even funny. Well, yeah it is-unless you're actually this douchebag.

What a sick sick thread. Been reading the whole thing for 5 hours now(got no life).

So much

Pls dont let it die.

OMFG I just died laughing out loud in my office.

I love this thread but this line just takes the cake.

*still laughing*

How dare you not take a picture with him Gobbo

Posted in the movies thread, but it really goes here.

I wish I had photoshop skillz

this thread is was tl;dr but i just had to make sure that this saw the light of day just in case

Fail! FAil!! FAIl!!! FAIL!!! EPIC-HUGE-OMG-I-CAN'T-BELIEVE-IT-F-A-I-L!!!!!

Go back, read. Start with the first page. Read it all. Every Word. You won't regret it. You will then come back here a few hours later and apologize.

This thread is WHY AL GORE INVENTED THE INTERNETS!!!!!!!!!

wow read it all now...very good thread

now you need an exorcism. tk

Tony, Vegas is your stomping ground, you don't have a story about Doug "Toolbox" Lee?

I want to be one of Doug's new friends!