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10-21-2020 , 07:48 AM
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Originally Posted by RFlushDiamonds
I just saw that we've been cast out of the religious thread.

lol
You ever watch "Father Ted" over there? I think you'd really enjoy it.
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10-21-2020 , 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted by d2_e4
You ever watch "Father Ted" over there? I think you'd really enjoy it.
I've seen it on a few times but no.

I may have to find it though. I think I would too.

Normally I let the wife pick the shows because that's like our time together.
lol

Yes. I am a beaten man.
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10-21-2020 , 07:51 AM
We do have it though. If that was the question.
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10-21-2020 , 07:51 AM
Yeah, check it out. I think it would be right up your street (mentioned it because the screencaps were from it, ldo).
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10-21-2020 , 08:37 AM
Also, maybe it's just me, but I find Irish accents inherently comedic. Any joke seems twice as funny when an Irishman tells it.
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10-21-2020 , 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by d2_e4
Also, maybe it's just me, but I find Irish accents inherently comedic. Any joke seems twice as funny when an Irishman tells it.
Yeah, they have a natural delivery.
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10-21-2020 , 02:56 PM
That was written by a woman who doesn't understand what it's like to own a penis. If you're going to sit here and tell me you haven't adjusted your dick at least once today, you're either lying or don't have one of the appropriate size to necessitate adjustment from time to time.

We're not going to poke fun at your micropenis because you have no control over what you're born with. Worry not though, there's someone out there for everybody.
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10-21-2020 , 03:03 PM
Yeah guys, it's only natural for big-dicked men to grope themselves in front of children. If you aren't groping yourself in front of kids then you must be some dinky-dicked-dem! HA
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10-21-2020 , 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Inso0
That was written by a woman who doesn't understand what it's like to own a penis. If you're going to sit here and tell me you haven't adjusted your dick at least once today, you're either lying or don't have one of the appropriate size to necessitate adjustment from time to time.

We're not going to poke fun at your micropenis because you have no control over what you're born with. Worry not though, there's someone out there for everybody.
Your talents are wasted as assistant (to the) slumlord, you should offer your services as Jeffrey Toobin's PR agent.
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10-21-2020 , 06:59 PM
I’m honestly just blown away that Ins00 puts his hands down his pants to adjust his dick in public in front of random strangers
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10-21-2020 , 07:04 PM
He can lasso a calf at 6 feet with that thing bro, you gotta do what you gotta do.
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10-21-2020 , 07:20 PM
I moved some posts here. Might I suggest measuring tape for the final part of the debate.
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10-21-2020 , 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by tame_deuces
I moved some posts here. Might I suggest measuring tape for the final part of the debate.
The mass debate?

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10-21-2020 , 09:27 PM
I googled it and the dick is 5 foot 9 inches
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10-21-2020 , 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by chezlaw
I googled it and the dick is 5 foot 9 inches
Damn, always imagined Inso0 as a towering stallion of a man, what with that humongous endowment and all.
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10-21-2020 , 10:04 PM
Sorry, I was refering to Rudi
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10-21-2020 , 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by chezlaw
Sorry, I was refering to Rudi
Really? I thought you googled Inso0 and found out his height. Thanks for clarifying.
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10-21-2020 , 10:24 PM
Your welcome. Anytime.
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10-22-2020 , 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Inso0
Oh, if you only knew...
We're discussing the size of your schlong in the poo flinger thread, if you're interested.
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10-22-2020 , 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by d2_e4
We're discussing the size of your schlong in the poo flinger thread, if you're interested.
I'm thrilled how this place has matured under us new mods.
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10-22-2020 , 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by d2_e4
We're discussing the size of your schlong in the poo flinger thread, if you're interested.
No matter how many PMs you send me, I'm not going to send you nudes.
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10-22-2020 , 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Inso0
No matter how many PMs you send me, I'm not going to send you nudes.
Oh dear, I fear there has been a massive misunderstanding. We already have the nudes, the PMs were for money.
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10-22-2020 , 01:39 PM
I have contained some posts, including one from a shifty-looking green.
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10-22-2020 , 01:43 PM
Good work, keep laying out the breadcrumbs, we'll get Inso0 in here eventually, and then...



Spoiler:
And that's just for his dick.
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10-22-2020 , 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by d2_e4
Damn, always imagined Inso0 as a towering stallion of a man, what with that humongous endowment and all.
Nailed it.

I'm 6'7". My wife thinks I'm a stallion, but she's maybe not an unbiased source.

I'm like a slightly taller Dwayne Johnson, if he was filled with pudding instead of steel.
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