I keep meticulous records

Jeff,

Since you have such an amazing memory for details, how about you state which dates and specific tournaments RJ had your action for before the audit is produced by Stars. That would go a long way toward proving how incredible your memory is, when the audit matches up with your memory.

I assume, when you requested the player audit, that you remembered to request Stars email that audit to SA.

At the moment I'm left wondering if you know what the word "calculate" means, since you are using it in a context that would imply you think it means "make up numbers as I go along." But I am excited to hear your memory of your stake down to such fine grain detail as single tournaments and hands.

so you're stitching her up then?

I'm kinda curious to know how RJ came across this cat. He's quite the specimen.

Jeff and I met in the strat forums.

I hate talking on the phone. Hate it, and basically use it for family only. Everyone else is email, IM, or text (or face to face if well known).

As I said before, to my recollection we talked on the phone a couple of times, but never extensively IIRC.

I encourage Jeff to post all emails he has in context. Entire conversations, as I have done.

We did not settle up daily. We did not talk daily. We settled up weekly, as we both stated before.

And let's marvel at the contradiction here. If he settled up daily, why would he not tell me the correct amounts owed immediately after Black Friday?

I guess this math is so complex it takes almost three years and multiple incorrect tallies to get right.

lol no.

I don't doubt Jeff believes he had those phone calls with you. Just like the phone calls he had with Obama, Tom Brady and Batman.

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I'm surprised that you hate talking on the phone or face-to-face unless you know the other person well. You seem to articulate yourself well and I would expect you to have more confidence to be honest.

PokerStars won't email one player's audit to another player. Instead, the audit is hosted on the PokerStars server, and the login/access details are sent to the owner of the relevant account.

The owner of the relevant account can then share the login/access details to the underlying file on the PokerStars server - by hosting the file on the PokerStars server, it prevents anyone from editing/manipulating the file and confirms the authenticity of the file.

I'm fine face to face. There's just something about the phone I hate. We all have our quirks. This is one of mine.

If you are the best player, how come:

A. You're playing $20 MTT instead of at a much higher level where you would make more money?

B. You need staking at all at these levels, because obviously the best player is making way more than enough to back himself?

C. You're not the richest poker player on the planet??

ROFLMAO!!

FYP

Huh? YOU started this discussion, not SGT RJ - and for the most part, no one here is ridiculing you nearly as much as you are ridiculing yourself.

OK, I'll bite - just who are the "2 better players in the world" that she is supposed to have damaged? And how did she damage them?

Who cares, in terms of this thread, or her modding of NVG, or anything else here, how good of a player SGT RJ is? Neither her playing ability, nor yours, is at issue here. She isn't stupid. She is honorable. Why wouldn't we take her word over someone who admits to being a liar, a cheater, and a thief?

And, again, if you're such a great player, why are you playing $20 MTTs instead of going against the likes of Ivey, Dwan, Isildur, et al and taking their millions??

Um, like, totally wrong!!! I've seen nothing of the sort in this thread. Please re-read what I just wrote above.

Lee

PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! Don't ban OP or close this thread!! This is the most fun thread on 2+2 in ages!!!

What?! You mean he never had a phone conversation with Batman??!!



Lee

Are you ready to admit you were trying to free-roll the tourneys I binked or do you want the audit

You're never going to do an audit. STFU

The only person in this thread that ever tried to stop the audit was you

I have all the data now

Before I do it I just want to know how Nicole got the 900 number she's held on to for 3 years

It's $950, and I've already answered that question multiple times.

I am going to try to heed R*R's advice and cease posting in this thread, but I want to leave one parting thought for Jeff.

Based soley on your posts, I'd say you are ****ING NUTS!

correct

I have the data available but I won't be around today, this will continue tomorrowish maybe the next day

I'd like to know how RJ got the 900 though. Where did she come up with the number? Did she get it from me? Did she get it on her own. Was she taking my word for it or was she keeping track too?

and where did you get that number from?

Try reading the first page of the thread.

I know reading comprehension has proven difficult for you, but if you persevere I have faith you can locate it, then distort it somehow for your magic math.

no where in the thread do you say how you got the number

You came up with the figure of $900: