I look forward to playing poker every Sunday and every Sunday I suck ass.

PokerStars Game #32810887266: Tournament #193236360, $100+$9 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXIV (6000/12000) - 2009/09/13 19:36:44 ET
Table '193236360 177' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: munchenHB (393385 in chips)
Seat 2: jimbomber (304368 in chips)
Seat 3: kandis-dk (210923 in chips)
Seat 4: simmsux (369742 in chips)
Seat 5: Marcio89 (321626 in chips)
Seat 6: homanga (193179 in chips)
Seat 7: calicat769 (343322 in chips)
Seat 8: PURPLE"K"99 (1058460 in chips)
munchenHB: posts the ante 1200
jimbomber: posts the ante 1200
kandis-dk: posts the ante 1200
simmsux: posts the ante 1200
Marcio89: posts the ante 1200
homanga: posts the ante 1200
calicat769: posts the ante 1200
PURPLE"K"99: posts the ante 1200
Marcio89: posts small blind 6000
homanga: posts big blind 12000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to homanga [2s 8h]
calicat769: calls 12000
PURPLE"K"99: folds
munchenHB: folds
jimbomber: folds
kandis-dk: folds
simmsux: folds
Marcio89: calls 6000
homanga: checks
*** FLOP *** [Th 8c 8d]
Marcio89: checks
homanga: checks
calicat769: bets 12000
Marcio89: folds
homanga: calls 12000
*** TURN *** [Th 8c 8d] [Tc]
homanga: bets 24000
calicat769: calls 24000
*** RIVER *** [Th 8c 8d Tc] [Qd]
homanga: bets 114000
calicat769: raises 114000 to 228000
homanga: calls 29979 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (84021) returned to calicat769
*** SHOW DOWN ***
calicat769: shows [Ts Td] (four of a kind, Tens)
homanga: shows [2s 8h] (a full house, Eights full of Tens)
calicat769 collected 405558 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 405558 | Rake 0
Board [Th 8c 8d Tc Qd]
Seat 1: munchenHB folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: jimbomber folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: kandis-dk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: simmsux (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Marcio89 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: homanga (big blind) showed [2s 8h] and lost with a full house, Eights full of Tens
Seat 7: calicat769 showed [Ts Td] and won (405558) with four of a kind, Tens
Seat 8: PURPLE"K"99 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

BOO FKN HOO U DUMB WHINY PIECES OF DICKFECES

I didn't quite realize how bad I did with KK today. Got it 5 times, lost every one.

Hand #1
Poker Stars $50+$5 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75/t150 Blinds - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN): t2530 M = 11.24
SB: t1310 M = 5.82
BB: t2400 M = 10.67
UTG: t2665 M = 11.84
UTG+1: t9305 M = 41.36
UTG+2: t13555 M = 60.24
MP1: t8525 M = 37.89
MP2: t2000 M = 8.89
CO: t8755 M = 38.91

Pre Flop: (t225) Hero is BTN with K K
2 folds, UTG+2 calls t150, MP1 raises to t600, 1 fold, CO calls t600, Hero raises to t2530 all in, 4 folds, CO calls t1930

Flop: (t6035) 5 J T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t6035) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t6035) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t6035
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
CO shows 4 A (a straight, Ace to Five)
CO wins t6035


Hand #2
Poker Stars $20+$2 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP1: t2390 M = 7.97
Hero (MP2): t6840 M = 22.80
CO: t5215 M = 17.38
BTN: t5497 M = 18.32
SB: t2485 M = 8.28
BB: t7790 M = 25.97
UTG: t1425 M = 4.75
UTG+1: t6105 M = 20.35
UTG+2: t2785 M = 9.28

Pre Flop: (t300) Hero is MP2 with K K
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to t500, 1 fold, Hero raises to t1400, 4 folds, UTG+2 raises to t2785 all in, Hero calls t1385

Flop: (t5870) 8 5 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t5870) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t5870) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t5870
Hero shows K K (two pair, Kings and Fives)
UTG+2 shows 5 5 (four of a kind, Fives)
UTG+2 wins t5870


Hand #3
Poker Stars $11+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t50/t100 Blinds - 9 players
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BTN: t3475 M = 23.17
SB: t4315 M = 28.77
BB: t6115 M = 40.77
UTG: t5105 M = 34.03
UTG+1: t2400 M = 16
UTG+2: t2690 M = 17.93
Hero (MP1): t590 M = 3.93
MP2: t1810 M = 12.07
CO: t1575 M = 10.50

Pre Flop: (t150) Hero is MP1 with K K
UTG calls t100, UTG+1 raises to t300, 1 fold, Hero raises to t590 all in, 3 folds, SB calls t540, 2 folds, UTG+1 raises to t900, SB calls t310

Flop: (t2590) 9 J 8 (3 players - 1 is all in)
SB checks, UTG+1 bets t800, SB raises to t1600, UTG+1 calls t700 all in

Turn: (t5590) 4 (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t5590) T (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t5590
SB shows J K (a pair of Jacks)
UTG+1 shows A A (a pair of Aces)
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
UTG+1 wins t3620
UTG+1 wins t1970


Hand #4
Poker Stars $11+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t50/t100 Blinds - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: t3525 M = 23.50
BB: t4415 M = 29.43
UTG: t6115 M = 40.77
UTG+1: t2400 M = 16
MP1: t1270 M = 8.47
Hero (MP2): t1860 M = 12.40
CO: t1810 M = 12.07
BTN: t1575 M = 10.50

Pre Flop: (t150) Hero is MP2 with K K
2 folds, MP1 raises to t222, Hero raises to t900, 4 folds, MP1 raises to t1270 all in, Hero calls t370

Flop: (t2690) 3 2 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t2690) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t2690) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t2690
MP1 shows Q K (a flush, King high)
Hero shows K K (two pair, Kings and Deuces)
MP1 wins t2690


Hand #5
Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t150/t300 Blinds + t40 - 9 players
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SB: t1892 M = 2.34
BB: t7215 M = 8.91
UTG: t9328 M = 11.52
UTG+1: t7401 M = 9.14
UTG+2: t2161 M = 2.67
MP1: t8505 M = 10.50
MP2: t2005 M = 2.48
Hero (CO): t3285 M = 4.06
BTN: t3965 M = 4.90

Pre Flop: (t810) Hero is CO with K K
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t300, 2 folds, MP2 raises to t1965 all in, Hero raises to t3245 all in, 4 folds

Flop: (t5040) 7 6 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t5040) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t5040) 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t5040
MP2 shows K Q (a flush, King high)
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
MP2 wins t5040

i wanna assrape sasha grey right now

Another massively losing Sunday...only left in $26 token frenzy
Guess I am more terrible than I thought at teh pokerz, 97% rating on OPR be damned.

Stage #1886000100 Tourney ID 4614747 Holdem Multi Normal Tournament No Limit 600 - 2009-09-13 18:37:22 (ET)
Table: 83 (Real Money) Seat #2 is the dealer
Seat 1 - WEEMINER (19,568 in chips)
Seat 2 - OFER1 (12,187 in chips)
Seat 3 - CHIPNACHRRRR (12,487 in chips)
Seat 4 - CROLL103 (6,270 in chips)
Seat 5 - THESLOTH23 (9,920 in chips)
Seat 6 - CQC69 (12,076 in chips)
Seat 7 - LIV_BOEREE (12,505 in chips)
Seat 8 - SPIDERUNO (23,964 in chips)
Seat 9 - CNUT01 (8,082 in chips)
WEEMINER - Ante 75
OFER1 - Ante 75
CHIPNACHRRRR - Ante 75
CROLL103 - Ante 75
THESLOTH23 - Ante 75
CQC69 - Ante 75
LIV_BOEREE - Ante 75
SPIDERUNO - Ante 75
CNUT01 - Ante 75
CHIPNACHRRRR - Posts small blind 300
CROLL103 - Posts big blind 600
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to CHIPNACHRRRR [Qh Ac]
THESLOTH23 - Folds
CQC69 - Folds
LIV_BOEREE - Folds
SPIDERUNO - Raises 1,800 to 1,800
CNUT01 - Folds
WEEMINER - Folds
OFER1 - Folds
CHIPNACHRRRR - All-In(Raise) 12,112 to 12,412
CROLL103 - Folds
SPIDERUNO - Calls 10,612
*** FLOP *** [6c 8d 6s]
*** TURN *** [6c 8d 6s] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [6c 8d 6s 2s] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
CHIPNACHRRRR - Shows [Qh Ac] (One pair, sixes)
SPIDERUNO - Shows [Js Jh] (Two Pair, jacks and sixes)
SPIDERUNO Collects 26,099 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot(26,099)
Board [6c 8d 6s 2s 7c]
Seat 1: WEEMINER Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: OFER1 (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: CHIPNACHRRRR (small blind) HI:lost with One pair, sixes [Qh Ac - B:6s,B:6c,P:Ac,P:Qh,B:8d]
Seat 4: CROLL103 (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: THESLOTH23 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: CQC69 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 7: LIV_BOEREE Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 8: SPIDERUNO won Total (26,099) HI26,099) with Two Pair, jacks and sixes [Js Jh - P:Js,P:Jh,B:6s,B:6c,B:8d]
Seat 9: CNUT01 Folded on the POCKET CARDS

not titled over losing the race, extremely tilted that i missed after he says gg mid hand

My Day = 'BOUT RIGHT

DIE DIE DIE.

Oh wait, didn't even play internet poker today...

DIE DIE DIE ANYWAY THOUGH.

TY LML.

god dammit f ftp

i ****ing hate my life I think ive been 2 outted about 15 times today not putting in much volume and only on Stars, playing bad now, decided to regroup and focus and salvage the night and insta got set under set in 100r

****

just got slowrolled out of the 2day and i've realized i'm def getting sick

i hate everything right now

edit: 2nd chance aruba sat

Stage #1886213238 Tourney ID 4659996 Holdem Multi Normal Tournament No Limit 150 - 2009-09-13 20:14:51 (ET)
Table: 6 (Real Money) Seat #2 is the dealer
Seat 1 - GRAMMY3 (4,838 in chips)
Seat 2 - BAGOFBOOM (4,937 in chips)
Seat 3 - CHIPNACHRRRR (8,870 in chips)
Seat 4 - 011POKERDR (4,856 in chips)
Seat 5 - SUNNY11 (6,685 in chips)
Seat 6 - AASALAZAR (2,643 in chips)
Seat 7 - BRADGS (3,165 in chips)
Seat 8 - PAPAGEORGIOOO (6,724 in chips)
Seat 9 - UBIOYA (4,090 in chips)
CHIPNACHRRRR - Posts small blind 75
011POKERDR - Posts big blind 150
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to CHIPNACHRRRR [Jh Js]
SUNNY11 - Folds
AASALAZAR - Raises 600 to 600
BRADGS - Folds
PAPAGEORGIOOO - Folds
UBIOYA - Folds
GRAMMY3 - Folds
BAGOFBOOM - Folds
CHIPNACHRRRR - Raises 8,625 to 8,700
011POKERDR - Folds
AASALAZAR - All-In 2,043
CHIPNACHRRRR - returned (6,057) : not called
*** FLOP *** [10c 7s 8s]
*** TURN *** [10c 7s 8s] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [10c 7s 8s Ks] [10h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
CHIPNACHRRRR - Shows [Jh Js] (Two Pair, jacks and tens)
AASALAZAR - Shows [10s 10d] (Four of a kind, tens)
AASALAZAR Collects 5,436 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot(5,436)
Board [10c 7s 8s Ks 10h]
Seat 1: GRAMMY3 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: BAGOFBOOM (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: CHIPNACHRRRR (small blind) HI:lost with Two Pair, jacks and tens [Jh Js - P:Js,P:Jh,B:10h,B:10c,B:Ks]
Seat 4: 011POKERDR (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: SUNNY11 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: AASALAZAR won Total (5,436) All-In HI5,436) with Four of a kind, tens [10s 10d - P:10s,B:10h,P:10d,B:10c,B:Ks]
Seat 7: BRADGS Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 8: PAPAGEORGIOOO Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 9: UBIOYA Folded on the POCKET CARDS

He instacalls on money bubble.


PokerStars Game #32815607597: Tournament #193236677, $100+$9 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (500/1000) - 2009/09/13 23:11:40 BRT [2009/09/13 22:11:40 ET]
Table '193236677 91' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: KoD-larry (20186 in chips)
Seat 2: Pghfan987 (21856 in chips)
Seat 3: hugoborin18 (14790 in chips)
Seat 4: novello (21910 in chips)
Seat 5: BillChapel (44313 in chips)
Seat 6: tpir90036 (28325 in chips)
Seat 7: p0cket00 (58041 in chips)
Seat 9: Hanamichi23 (20123 in chips)
KoD-larry: posts the ante 100
Pghfan987: posts the ante 100
hugoborin18: posts the ante 100
novello: posts the ante 100
BillChapel: posts the ante 100
tpir90036: posts the ante 100
p0cket00: posts the ante 100
Hanamichi23: posts the ante 100
p0cket00: posts small blind 500
Hanamichi23: posts big blind 1000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hanamichi23 [9h 9s]
KoD-larry: folds
Pghfan987: folds
hugoborin18: folds
novello: folds
BillChapel: folds
tpir90036: raises 2000 to 3000
p0cket00: folds
Hanamichi23: raises 17023 to 20023 and is all-in
tpir90036: calls 17023
*** FLOP *** [Ts 8d 4c]
*** TURN *** [Ts 8d 4c] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [Ts 8d 4c 2d] [Ad]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hanamichi23: shows [9h 9s] (a pair of Nines)
tpir90036: shows [Ah 7h] (a pair of Aces)
Hanamichi23 said, "wat"
tpir90036 collected 41346 from pot
N!CKELZ is connected


*****

Ahhh you whiny bitches... I'm about to stack so many Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers up in this bitch...

50 Featuring rebuys FT, douche nuggets

"GET THAT MONEY NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO
GET THAT MONEY AND REPRESENT YO CREW
AND KEEP IT TRU!"

Stupid Fool, You are forcing me to kill you!

feel the hate flowing through you

gah

It aint over. I'm not done!

mlagoo edit: i mean that was pretty much a nipple.

****ing christ

Stage #1886337825 Tourney ID 4659996 Holdem Multi Normal Tournament No Limit 400 - 2009-09-13 21:17:23 (ET)
Table: 5 (Real Money) Seat #5 is the dealer
Seat 1 - HYDRO WOMAN (5,454 in chips)
Seat 2 - BAGGY (9,493 in chips)
Seat 3 - NICHOLASJ (9,672 in chips)
Seat 4 - BILLIAM_CDN (4,505 in chips)
Seat 5 - TEDSFISHFRY (17,574 in chips)
Seat 8 - AASALAZAR (10,423 in chips)
Seat 9 - CHIPNACHRRRR (15,590 in chips)
HYDRO WOMAN - Ante 50
BAGGY - Ante 50
NICHOLASJ - Ante 50
BILLIAM_CDN - Ante 50
TEDSFISHFRY - Ante 50
AASALAZAR - Ante 50
CHIPNACHRRRR - Ante 50
AASALAZAR - Posts small blind 200
CHIPNACHRRRR - Posts big blind 400
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to CHIPNACHRRRR [Qs Qd]
HYDRO WOMAN - Folds
BAGGY - Folds
NICHOLASJ - Folds
BILLIAM_CDN - Folds
TEDSFISHFRY - Raises 888 to 888
AASALAZAR - Folds
CHIPNACHRRRR - Raises 2,525 to 2,925
TEDSFISHFRY - All-In(Raise) 16,636 to 17,524
CHIPNACHRRRR - All-In 12,615
TEDSFISHFRY - returned (1,984) : not called
*** FLOP *** [Ad 6s 7c]
*** TURN *** [Ad 6s 7c] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 6s 7c 8d] [10s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TEDSFISHFRY - Shows [Ah Jh] (One pair, aces)
CHIPNACHRRRR - Shows [Qs Qd] (One pair, queens)
TEDSFISHFRY Collects 31,630 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot(31,630)
Board [Ad 6s 7c 8d 10s]
Seat 1: HYDRO WOMAN Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: BAGGY Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: NICHOLASJ Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: BILLIAM_CDN Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: TEDSFISHFRY (dealer) won Total (31,630) All-In HI31,630) with One pair, aces [Ah Jh - P:Ah,B:Ad,P:Jh,B:10s,B:8d]
Seat 8: AASALAZAR (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 9: CHIPNACHRRRR (big blind) HI:lost with One pair, queens [Qs Qd - P:Qs,P:Qd,B:Ad,B:10s,B:8d]

ub 2nd chance aruba sat, 5 seats, 22 left, this is for chiplead obv

ubs software made me mess up 3b size, but i guess it dont matter

Seriously. **** my life. **** stars. Why do they have to let me hit, then miraculously bink for him on the turn. Ughhhhhhhh.

Poker Stars $5.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15000/t30000 Blinds + t3750 - 7 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: t2024864 M = 28.42
UTG: t212813 M = 2.99
UTG+1: t465116 M = 6.53
MP: t671175 M = 9.42
CO: t848584 M = 11.91
Hero (BTN): t694785 M = 9.75
SB: t1446376 M = 20.30

Pre Flop: (t71250) Hero is BTN with A T
4 folds, Hero raises to t69575, 1 fold, BB raises to t2021114 all in, Hero calls t621460 all in

Flop: (t1423320) K A 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t1423320) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t1423320) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t1423320
BB shows 5 5 (three of a kind, Fives)
Hero shows A T (a pair of Aces)
BB wins t1423320


Oh and I was one tabling this damn thing for like 5 hours. Kill self.

Poker Stars $20+$2 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t150/t300 Blinds + t25 - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: t8273 M = 12.26
UTG: t13645 M = 20.21
Hero (UTG+1): t7215 M = 10.69
UTG+2: t15363 M = 22.76
MP1: t5963 M = 8.83
MP2: t9765 M = 14.47
CO: t20770 M = 30.77
BTN: t9975 M = 14.78
SB: t7585 M = 11.24

Pre Flop: (t675) Hero is UTG+1 with K K
UTG calls t300, Hero raises to t1200, 1 fold, MP1 raises to t5938 all in, 5 folds, UTG calls t5638, Hero raises to t7190 all in, UTG calls t1252

Flop: (t20993) A 5 J (3 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t20993) 7 (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t20993) 8 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t20993
UTG shows Q A (a pair of Aces)
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
MP1 shows 9 8 (a pair of Eights)
UTG wins t2504
UTG wins t18489

Full Tilt Poker The Fifty-Fifty No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t30/t60 Blinds - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: t7895 M = 87.72
Hero (UTG): t4910 M = 54.56
UTG+1: t3731 M = 41.46
UTG+2: t10767 M = 119.63
MP1: t3930 M = 43.67
MP2: t641 M = 7.12
CO: t4825 M = 53.61
BTN: t1961 M = 21.79
SB: t6930 M = 77

Pre Flop: (t90) Hero is UTG with T A
Hero raises to t180, 1 fold, UTG+2 calls t180, 5 folds, BB calls t120

Flop: (t570) 2 T 9 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t360, UTG+2 calls t360, BB calls t360

Turn: (t1650) 3 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t1355, UTG+2 calls t1355, BB folds

River: (t4360) 6 (2 players)
Hero requests TIME, Hero bets t3015 all in, UTG+2 calls t3015

Final Pot: t10390
Hero shows T A (a pair of Tens)
UTG+2 shows 6 6 (three of a kind, Sixes)
UTG+2 wins t10390

lol, why not?

Excuse me while I go refill bucknasty's momma's water bowl.

and i'm done

worst day ever

sigh