uhh of all the days to run bad. why today! >.<

Full Tilt Poker $34,000 Guarantee No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t120/t240 Blinds + t25 - 9 players
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Snapface (UTG+2): t5520 M = 9.44
murrrr456 (MP1): t11165 M = 19.09
alston08 (MP2): t2845 M = 4.86
borti (CO): t6690 M = 11.44
KTDKY (BTN): t1550 M = 2.65
Hero (SB): t11985 M = 20.49
flounderfish_jr (BB): t10155 M = 17.36
tharula32 (UTG): t5715 M = 9.77
TheOracleAA (UTG+1): t3890 M = 6.65

Pre Flop: (t585) Hero is SB with A A
1 fold, TheOracleAA raises to t3865 all in, 1 fold, murrrr456 calls t3865, 3 folds, Hero raises to t11960 all in, 1 fold, murrrr456 requests TIME, murrrr456 calls t7275 all in

Flop: (t26610) 7 J 3

Turn: (t26610) T

River: (t26610) K

Final Pot: t26610
murrrr456 shows J J (three of a kind, Jacks)
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
TheOracleAA shows Q A (a straight, Ace high)
murrrr456 wins t14550
TheOracleAA wins t12060


**** you ****ing sunday **** **** **** im gonna brick everything ldo

Hey C Lovett, over in this thread http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/27.../#post13094426 we've got a witness saying that you were telling the whole table how good you were before the incident.

does this qualify as sick?

Full Tilt Poker $10 + $1 Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo Tournament - t40/t80 Blinds - 5 players
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BB: t4045 M = 33.71
UTG: t6082 M = 50.68
CO: t25484 M = 212.37
BTN: t5882 M = 49.02
Hero (SB): t4050 M = 33.75

Pre Flop: (t120) Hero is SB with T A 3 7
UTG raises to t160, CO calls t160, BTN calls t160, Hero calls t120, 1 fold

Flop: (t720) A A A (4 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, CO checks, BTN checks

Turn: (t720) Q (4 players)
Hero bets t480, UTG calls t480, CO folds, BTN folds

River: (t1680) J (2 players)
Hero bets t1280, UTG raises to t5442 all in, Hero calls t2130 all in

Final Pot: t8500
UTG shows 9 K T K (HI: a Royal Flush)
Hero mucks T A 3 7
UTG wins t8500

a;dsfadsoijf;dsafjadsfijs

just got in with t9 on a t93 vs qq in the 2nd chance, another guy says he folded QQ

insta 3 on turn...

KK < KQs twice today, plus a KK < AA, KK < 55 (flopped quads) and a few KK < Ax. In short, I HATE KK.

lotto is a lot of fun


Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t150/t300 Blinds + t25 - 9 players
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SB: t6865 M = 10.17
Hero (BB): t4400 M = 6.52
UTG: t6116 M = 9.06
UTG+1: t14912 M = 22.09
UTG+2: t8119 M = 12.03
MP1: t3198 M = 4.74
MP2: t545 M = 0.81
CO: t3519 M = 5.21
BTN: t15936 M = 23.61

Pre Flop: (t675) Hero is BB with A 6
7 folds, SB raises to t6840 all in, Hero calls t4075 all in

Flop: (t8975) 2 5 J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t8975) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t8975) T (2 players - 2 are all in)

PokerStars Game #32805699468: Tournament #192210628, $100+$9 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level V (30/60) - 2009/09/13 17:17:39 ET
Table '192210628 227' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: YaGotBurnt (3570 in chips)
Seat 2: Jezabel7 (6313 in chips)
Seat 3: gaming416 (4552 in chips)
Seat 4: I The King I (3909 in chips)
Seat 5: Bushman (5465 in chips)
Seat 6: Aftret (14370 in chips)
Seat 7: bigare (5887 in chips)
Seat 8: grimreaper27 (4662 in chips)
Seat 9: Ben86 (3812 in chips)
Aftret: posts small blind 30
bigare: posts big blind 60
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to YaGotBurnt [Ks Kd]
grimreaper27: folds
Ben86: folds
YaGotBurnt: raises 120 to 180
Jezabel7: calls 180
gaming416: calls 180
I The King I: folds
Bushman: folds
Aftret: folds
bigare: raises 5707 to 5887 and is all-in
YaGotBurnt: calls 3390 and is all-in
Jezabel7: folds
gaming416: folds
Uncalled bet (2317) returned to bigare
*** FLOP *** [Qs 5s 2h]
*** TURN *** [Qs 5s 2h] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 5s 2h Qd] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bigare: shows [Qc Qh] (four of a kind, Queens)
YaGotBurnt: shows [Ks Kd] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
bigare collected 7530 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7530 | Rake 0
Board [Qs 5s 2h Qd Js]
Seat 1: YaGotBurnt showed [Ks Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 2: Jezabel7 folded before Flop
Seat 3: gaming416 folded before Flop
Seat 4: I The King I folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Bushman (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Aftret (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: bigare (big blind) showed [Qc Qh] and won (7530) with four of a kind, Queens
Seat 8: grimreaper27 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Ben86 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Id like to carry out the steps of this song on that jackass

PokerStars, $60/120 Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

Board:
LUPITA09 (Button): $30,536
kovi99 (SB): $13,210
Ziguigo (BB): $9,400
forostyan (UTG): $8,685
WhiteHorses (UTG+1): $11,520
penneywinkle (MP1): $11,254
basskhtstt05 (MP2): $8,340
rckyu (MP3): $9,890
slothmoney81 (CO): $6,955

Dealt to rckyu K K

Pre-flop:
(4 folds), rckyu raises to $360, (1 folds), LUPITA09 calls $360, (2 folds)

Flop: ($1,080) 9 5 2 (2 Players)
rckyu bets $720, LUPITA09 calls $720

Turn: ($2,520) J (2 Players)
rckyu checks, LUPITA09 bets $2,640, rckyu raises to $8,790 and is all-in, LUPITA09 calls $6,150

River: ($20,100) T (2 Players)

Results:
rckyu Showed K K
LUPITA09 Showed 3 4
LUPITA09 wins $20,100

One sunday hands like this will hold and I will make some money. Until then: **** SUNDAYS!!!!!!!!

Just folded in a capped O8 pot with the second nut low, figuring one of the other 3 guys had to have A2...nope, they all had the same high straight.

Back to Back hands in the 109 FO

Poker Stars $100+$9 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t1500/t3000 Blinds + t300 - 9 players
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MP1: t61611 M = 8.56
MP2: t72023 M = 10.00
CO: t149685 M = 20.79
Hero (BTN): t129790 M = 18.03
SB: t38209 M = 5.31
BB: t160340 M = 22.27
UTG: t74994 M = 10.42
UTG+1: t148479 M = 20.62
UTG+2: t87812 M = 12.20

Pre Flop: (t7200) Hero is BTN with K A
3 folds, MP1 raises to t9000, 2 folds, Hero raises to t129490 all in, 2 folds, MP1 calls t52311 all in

Flop: (t129822) 6 J A (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t129822) T (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t129822) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t129822
MP1 shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
Hero shows K A (a pair of Aces)
MP1 wins t129822

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UTG+2: t129822 M = 18.03
MP1: t71723 M = 9.96
MP2: t149385 M = 20.75
Hero (CO): t68179 M = 9.47
BTN: t36409 M = 5.06
SB: t157040 M = 21.81
BB: t74694 M = 10.37
UTG: t148179 M = 20.58
UTG+1: t87512 M = 12.15

Pre Flop: (t7200) Hero is CO with A A
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to t9000, 2 folds, Hero raises to t67879 all in, 3 folds, UTG+2 calls t58879

Flop: (t142958) 5 6 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t142958) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t142958) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t142958
UTG+2 shows K K (three of a kind, Kings)
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
UTG+2 wins t142958

**** this sunday

Why do I keep only folding the hands where I end up making the nuts?

I need a smiley that blows its brains out...

Poker Stars $50+$5 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t300/t600 Blinds + t50 - 9 players
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BTN: t13381 M = 9.91
SB: t18522 M = 13.72
Hero (BB): t5568 M = 4.12
UTG: t12356 M = 9.15
UTG+1: t18325 M = 13.57
UTG+2: t2438 M = 1.81
MP1: t22246 M = 16.48
MP2: t9058 M = 6.71
CO: t19091 M = 14.14

Pre Flop: (t1350) Hero is BB with A A
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to t2387, 1 fold, MP2 raises to t9008 all in, 3 folds, Hero calls t4918 all in, UTG+2 calls t1 all in

Flop: (t14174) 3 6 Q (3 players - 3 are all in)

Turn: (t14174) T (3 players - 3 are all in)

River: (t14174) A (3 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: t14174
Hero shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
UTG+2 shows J K (a straight, Ten to Ace)
MP2 shows T K (a pair of Tens)
Hero wins t6260
UTG+2 wins t7914

God i hate sundays.

awesome, just mincashed the brawl when some ****ing laggy ****** button nitrolls 88 and holds vs my AT for a 60+ bb pot

**** today. That is all.

yeah today has been pretty lame so far, my biggest hate is getting HU for 1k wcoop seat and losing 55>K8 for the seat...........siiiiigh

maybe later will be better

gl all

NECRO
U BIDCHES
AND *** POKER

Sundays do in fact blow moose dick

***** Hand History for Game 14677831044 ***** (Full Tilt)
Tourney Hand NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, September 13, 06:14:20 ET 2009
Table 750000 Guarantee (105242769) Table 403 (Real Money)
Seat 8 is the button
Seat 1: Dr_Gammon ( $4030.00 USD )
Seat 2: xBIG_BUGx ( $2960.00 USD )
Seat 3: eux2 ( $3000.00 USD )
Seat 5: FU_15 ( $3000.00 USD )
Seat 6: shaolino ( $4130.00 USD )
Seat 7: Viktor ( $3030.00 USD )
Seat 8: JWeb777 ( $3850.00 USD )
Dr_Gammon posts big blind [$30.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to JWeb777 [ Kh Kc ]
xBIG_BUGx folds
eux2 raises [$90.00 USD]
FU_15 folds
shaolino raises [$4130.00 USD]
Viktor folds
JWeb777 calls [$3850.00 USD]
Dr_Gammon folds
eux2 folds
shaolino shows [Kd, Ad ]
JWeb777 shows [Kh, Kc ]
shaolino wins $280.00 USD
** Dealing Flop ** [ As, 9d, 2d ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2h ]
** Dealing River ** [ 3h ]
shaolino wins $7820.00 USD from main pot

Poker Stars $50+$5 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t400/t800 Blinds + t75 - 9 players
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BB: t30512 M = 16.27
UTG: t21156 M = 11.28
Hero (UTG+1): t11345 M = 6.05
UTG+2: t36709 M = 19.58
MP1: t12635 M = 6.74
MP2: t11179 M = 5.96
CO: t23965 M = 12.78
BTN: t3824 M = 2.04
SB: t13731 M = 7.32

Pre Flop: (t1875) Hero is UTG+1 with 7 7
1 fold, Hero raises to t11270 all in, 2 folds, MP2 calls t11104 all in, 4 folds

Flop: (t24083) 3 K 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t24083) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t24083) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t24083
Hero shows 7 7 (a pair of Sevens)
MP2 shows A K (a pair of Kings)
MP2 wins t24083

Can't win a flip today

WHY THE **** DO I KEEP PLAYING THIS ****ING LOTTERIES ???


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texasab1 (SB): t4610 M = 61.47
Hero (BB): t3026 M = 40.35
OUEmoKid (UTG): t2940 M = 39.20
sleeveowizard (MP): t6796 M = 90.61
-1SickDisease- (CO): t8210 M = 109.47
LevPower04 (BTN): t929 M = 12.39

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BB with T T
4 folds, texasab1 calls t25, Hero raises to t200, texasab1 calls t150

Flop: (t400) Q 6 9 (2 players)
texasab1 checks, Hero bets t250, texasab1 calls t250

Turn: (t900) A (2 players)
texasab1 checks, Hero bets t600, texasab1 calls t600

River: (t2100) T (2 players)
texasab1 bets t3560 all in, Hero calls t1976 all in

Final Pot: t6052
texasab1 shows Jc Ks (a straight, Ace high)
Hero mucks Td Ts
texasab1 wins t6052

Worst day ever. **** tournaments.

there you go

See you all next Sunday. Maybe i can hit a ****ing flop with ****ing AK next week... or hold against it with ANY pocket pair. And maybe not lose AKs vs AKo AI PRE to bull**** flushes. FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKK MY LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Owned by the chronic.


Poker Stars $50+$5 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t800/t1600 Blinds + t150 - 9 players
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MisterJonL (BTN): t50957 M = 13.59
TheCronic420 (SB): t53067 M = 14.15
vers (BB): t39162 M = 10.44
watoz86 (UTG): t41248 M = 11.00
Dr.Action (UTG+1): t12261 M = 3.27
phandancer (UTG+2): t47432 M = 12.65
leGraal (MP1): t59950 M = 15.99
Hero (MP2): t85866 M = 22.90
salehrol (CO): t23617 M = 6.30

Pre Flop: (t3750) Hero is MP2 with T T
watoz86 raises to t4001, 1 fold, phandancer calls t4001, 1 fold, Hero raises to t80000, 2 folds, TheCronic420 calls t52117 all in, 3 folds

Flop: (t116786) Q 9 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t116786) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t116786) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t116786
TheCronic420 shows Q A (two pair, Queens and Fours)
Hero shows T T (two pair, Tens and Fours)
TheCronic420 wins t116786