said something to him/the dealer when he checked his phone after limping pf since the last dealer made me put my fone away while i wasnt even in a hand. he took great offense to this called me a rat/snitch/moron etc over a few minutes. cue 10 min break i am like pissed off by this for some reason bc i felt like the table was on his side for the most part and i knew i was right. so i get back and needle him a little telling him u better hope u dont play a pot w me etc lol but the thing that threw him overboard is i see him looking at a spot on his shirt and look away, he looks up and i casually look his way and say u got some **** on ur shirt dude and hes like "r u trying to needle me? BECAUSE I WILL BREAK YOUR ****ING SKULL OPEN!" lol so i kinda like giggle to myself/act scared for 5 min then ask him to break a chip for me (i was the 10 seat and the 9 would have had to use most of his blacks to break my 500, he was the 8, although i did ask just to piss him off) so yeah he pegs the chip at my neck take the top off his coffee, gg him and my shirt/hat/general smell.

but i did get to meet todd terry and this outstanding young gentleman hooked up some awesome yellow fruit and a free t shirt on dinner break!



i hope he wins if he is still in!!!

A+

or F-?

omfg i had dwyte pilgrim on my right for a while too he was a beast and smelled like bananas and happiness unlike me (coffee and pain)

Epic.

Highlight of my day was calling 2 barrels on the turn and river from this guy with J-high and watching him reluctantly roll over T-high.

i still had two cups this morning i refuse to let the terrorists win

didn't even recognize sasha grey with clothes on...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjAjCp_Jbdc

ohhhh
noooo
thats how ruff rydersss roooolllllll

This thread is f'in great. But that's too much love for it, so **** that.

Told by my ex we'd never get back together. Shipping something big bc I'm pissed off and want to make her jealous.

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA already out of the warmupcoop AK<AA on a AK8 flop vs. a maniac

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! MAKE IT HURT SO GOOD!!!!

What a pompous douche nugget.

This makes me regret not going to the borgata. bout time someone took that damn c lovett down a peg.

**** you call. And a **** (thank) you for playing bad.

Poker Stars $20+$2 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t40/t80 Blinds - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: t2220 M = 18.50
SB: t10019 M = 83.49
BB: t3000 M = 25
UTG: t2420 M = 20.17
UTG+1: t4061 M = 33.84
UTG+2: t4440 M = 37
Hero (MP1): t4970 M = 41.42
MP2: t2805 M = 23.38
CO: t5065 M = 42.21

Pre Flop: (t120) Hero is MP1 with K T
3 folds, Hero raises to t240, 3 folds, SB calls t200, 1 fold

Flop: (t560) 6 T 2 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t400, SB calls t400

Turn: (t1360) K (2 players)
SB bets t320, Hero raises to t1075, SB calls t755

River: (t3510) A (2 players)
SB bets t8304 all in, Hero calls t3255 all in

Final Pot: t10020
SB shows A Q (a pair of Aces)
Hero shows K T (two pair, Kings and Tens)
Hero wins t10020

Necro Wants to Murder Your Life


Me, too...

Maybe you could play more than 4 tables if you didnt have 2+2 open ****tard!

ahahaahahaha, owned so bad

BRING THE HAAAAATE


Full Tilt Poker $6 + 0.50 KO No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t120/t240 Blinds + t25 - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: t1755 M = 3.13
SB: t3860 M = 6.89
BB: t13690 M = 24.45
UTG: t6335 M = 11.31
UTG+1: t7568 M = 13.51
Hero (MP1): t9605 M = 17.15
MP2: t15463 M = 27.61
CO: t7899 M = 14.11

Pre Flop: (t560) Hero is MP1 with A K
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t240, Hero raises to t890, 1 fold, CO calls t890, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls t650

Flop: (t3230) A K 5 (3 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets t1899, CO raises to t3798, UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to t8690 all in, CO calls t3186 all in

Turn: (t17198) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t17198) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Villain had KK ofc

Can't find HH but also lost KK<AK not too much earlier.

Rut Roh

NH

Very tired, playing terribly. Time for a nap imo, gl kids

doubt I won a single flip today + I am a fish => bricked everything

AA < AJo all in pre to Elky.

MUST BE NICE TO BE A STARS PRO

bricking donkaments one by time, such a cold run only happens on sundays

dont hate urself bro

lol at the last 15 minutes

at least it made my decision to play the 10r easy, plenty of room now...