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09-29-2009 , 02:28 PM
^^^^ agreed. take a bong rip and chill. both of you.
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09-29-2009 , 02:30 PM
if u both hate eachother so much why not make it fair and play hu badugi 4 rollz ASAP. this thread is NOT big enough for the both of u
09-29-2009 , 02:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by C Lovett
is that Lumberg?
Nah, it's Gregory Peck (presumably as Atticus Finch).
09-29-2009 , 03:19 PM
lets get high and start quoting snipers blog
09-29-2009 , 03:33 PM
"I go to the laptop part of the store, and there's a guy waiting to help me, he asks, "What can I help you with sir?" and I say, "What's the cheapest laptop you have?" of course, as a good salesman should, he goes "Well, that's a very difficult question you see, some laptops are better than others.."

I cut him off and ask him if he's ever played online poker. He replies he has played a little. I tell him that I support myself via online poker, and my computer was just sent away for 3 weeks, so all I need is a cheap piece of crap computer to hold me over until I get mine back.

For some reason he finds this incredibly funny, and directs me to a $299 Toshiba. He tries to tell me the specs and the functions and I cut him off and tell him I'll buy it. From what I gathered he thought it was really cool that I could just spend $300 instantly like that. I mean, c'mon, what else was I going to do? If I make more than $300 on this laptop then it was a good investment. (Yes I'm typing on it now..)"

Yo Sniper, Im really happy for you and imma let you finish, but i just got to say that Geoff had one of the best Best Buy stories of all time! ALL TIME!
09-29-2009 , 03:58 PM
sigh

Poker Stars $100+$9 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t400/t800 Blinds + t75 - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN): t13010 M = 6.94
moumaife84 (SB): t11975 M = 6.39
imthelizard (BB): t11095 M = 5.92
unfadeable1 (UTG): t61400 M = 32.75
ts_teacher (UTG+1): t44766 M = 23.88
j�ern (UTG+2): t7874 M = 4.20
Omus7 (MP1): t26292 M = 14.02
budha1968 (MP2): t8090 M = 4.31
sybze (CO): t10070 M = 5.37

Pre Flop: (t1875) Hero is BTN with A A
6 folds, Hero raises to t1935, moumaife84 raises to t11900 all in, 1 fold, Hero calls t9965

Flop: (t25275) 4 3 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t25275) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t25275) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t25275
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
moumaife84 shows A 2 (a straight, Deuce to Six)
moumaife84 wins t25275
09-29-2009 , 04:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rip_AA
If you think your getting under my skin you are truly mistaken.
Like I said all I want is you to play me so everyone can see how much of a joker you are.

I just don't understand why 1) you'd post what you posted, or 2) what it had to do with this thread.

it's immature and childish, so i figure the only way to settle things around here would be to just nut up and ask you to play me.
09-29-2009 , 04:15 PM
if u both hate eachother so much why dont u just play hu badugi
09-29-2009 , 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by C Lovett
if u both hate eachother so much why dont u just play hu badugi
and obviously do a sng not a cash table

nl badugi though
09-30-2009 , 08:24 AM
come on last day of the month heeeaaaaaat plzzzzz
09-30-2009 , 10:52 AM
I can't win an 80/20, but I can run like bolt in a 2-table badugiment.
This is quickly replacing razz as my favorite silly poker variation.

Quote:
PokerStars Tournament #197684389, Pot Limit Badugi
Buy-In: $10.00/$1.00 USD
16 players
Total Prize Pool: $160.00 USD
Tournament started 2009/09/30 9:15:00 ET


Dear zdibevad,

You finished the tournament in 1st place. A USD 80.00 award has been credited to your Real Money account.

You earned 80.43 tournament leader points in this tournament. For information about our tournament leader board, see our web site at http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/tour.../leader-board/


Congratulations!

Thank you for participating.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it, unlimited hold them!
09-30-2009 , 04:42 PM
i just got this from the aced.com points store!!! used up all my points

09-30-2009 , 04:53 PM
in be4 prop bet over augies financial involvement with aced.com
09-30-2009 , 05:10 PM
i went to aced.com and it appears to be another poker room? What kind of traffic do they have?
09-30-2009 , 10:10 PM
Hey guys. I have a specific question regarding MTT-s and I don't want to make a thread that gets locked

In the middle of a standard Stars tourney(3k starting chips, 15 min levels, freezeout, antes are in), it's pretty standard to shove wide from early position with a ~10bb stack(not to lose FE when the blinds pass you etc), by wide I mean SC-s and stuff like that, which play well against their calling ranges.

But if you're playing in a tournament, where the average stack is ~12-13bb at the same point, are you shoving tighter or not?
09-30-2009 , 10:33 PM
I have that mouse, but mine looks like this now

09-30-2009 , 11:25 PM
prettty sure limp jamming bvb without a reason is the new thing in hsmtts, I got moved here 13 hands ago, running 0/0, people are awesome.
Stage #1915805685 Tourney ID 4689931 Holdem Multi Normal Tournament No Limit 300 - 2009-09-30 20:21:38 (ET)
Table: 8 (Real Money) Seat #2 is the dealer
Seat 1 - FIREINTHESUN (5,450 in chips)
Seat 2 - PHILRULES (6,516 in chips)
Seat 3 - C00KEMONSTER (6,957 in chips)
Seat 4 - RUBLUDAR (14,685 in chips)
Seat 5 - BAYCOFISH (7,580 in chips)
Seat 6 - NJW111 (7,640 in chips)
Seat 7 - IMPROVED (5,595 in chips)
Seat 8 - GYGRID (5,475 in chips)
Seat 9 - THATS_MINE1 (5,686 in chips)
C00KEMONSTER - Posts small blind 150
RUBLUDAR - Posts big blind 300
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to RUBLUDAR [9s 9d]
BAYCOFISH - Folds
NJW111 - Folds
IMPROVED - Folds
GYGRID - Folds
THATS_MINE1 - Folds
FIREINTHESUN - Folds
PHILRULES - Folds
C00KEMONSTER - Calls 150
RUBLUDAR - Raises 600 to 900
C00KEMONSTER - All-In(Raise) 6,657 to 6,957
RUBLUDAR - Calls 6,057
*** FLOP *** [7c Jh 2s]
*** TURN *** [7c Jh 2s] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [7c Jh 2s 8s] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
C00KEMONSTER - Shows [7d Jd] (Two Pair, jacks and sevens)
RUBLUDAR - Shows [9s 9d] (One pair, nines)
C00KEMONSTER Collects 13,914 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot(13,914)
Board [7c Jh 2s 8s 3h]
Seat 1: FIREINTHESUN Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: PHILRULES (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: C00KEMONSTER (small blind) won Total (13,914) All-In HI13,914) with Two Pair, jacks and sevens [7d Jd - B:Jh,P:Jd,P:7d,B:7c,B:8s]
Seat 4: RUBLUDAR (big blind) HI:lost with One pair, nines [9s 9d - P:9s,P:9d,B:Jh,B:8s,B:7c]
Seat 5: BAYCOFISH Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: NJW111 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 7: IMPROVED Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 8: GYGRID Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 9: THATS_MINE1 Folded on the POCKET CARDS

EDIT: 3 consecutive hands though, honestly hate this game


Stage #1915819201 Tourney ID 4689931 Holdem Multi Normal Tournament No Limit 300 - 2009-09-30 20:28:28 (ET)
Table: 8 (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 1 - FIREINTHESUN (5,000 in chips)
Seat 2 - PHILRULES (5,766 in chips)
Seat 3 - C00KEMONSTER (14,364 in chips)
Seat 4 - RUBLUDAR (7,878 in chips)
Seat 5 - BAYCOFISH (8,030 in chips)
Seat 6 - NJW111 (7,640 in chips)
Seat 7 - IMPROVED (6,045 in chips)
Seat 8 - GYGRID (5,475 in chips)
Seat 9 - THATS_MINE1 (5,386 in chips)
BAYCOFISH - Posts small blind 150
NJW111 - Posts big blind 300
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to RUBLUDAR [Qc Qs]
IMPROVED - Folds
GYGRID - Folds
THATS_MINE1 - Folds
FIREINTHESUN - Raises 750 to 750
PHILRULES - Folds
C00KEMONSTER - Folds
RUBLUDAR - All-In(Raise) 7,878 to 7,878
BAYCOFISH - Folds
NJW111 - Folds
FIREINTHESUN - All-In 4,250
RUBLUDAR - returned (2,878) : not called
*** FLOP *** [8d 10c 7d]
*** TURN *** [8d 10c 7d] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [8d 10c 7d 6d] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
FIREINTHESUN - Shows [Ac Ah] (One pair, aces)
RUBLUDAR - Shows [Qc Qs] (One pair, queens)
FIREINTHESUN Collects 10,450 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot(10,450)
Board [8d 10c 7d 6d 3h]
Seat 1: FIREINTHESUN won Total (10,450) All-In HI10,450) with One pair, aces [Ac Ah - P:Ah,P:Ac,B:10c,B:8d,B:7d]
Seat 2: PHILRULES Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: C00KEMONSTER Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: RUBLUDAR (dealer) HI:lost with One pair, queens [Qc Qs - P:Qs,P:Qc,B:10c,B:8d,B:7d]
Seat 5: BAYCOFISH (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: NJW111 (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 7: IMPROVED Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 8: GYGRID Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 9: THATS_MINE1 Folded on the POCKET CARDS

Stage #1915821641 Tourney ID 4689931 Holdem Multi Normal Tournament No Limit 300 - 2009-09-30 20:29:44 (ET)
Table: 8 (Real Money) Seat #5 is the dealer
Seat 1 - FIREINTHESUN (10,450 in chips)
Seat 2 - PHILRULES (5,766 in chips)
Seat 3 - C00KEMONSTER (14,364 in chips)
Seat 4 - RUBLUDAR (2,878 in chips)
Seat 5 - BAYCOFISH (7,880 in chips)
Seat 6 - NJW111 (7,340 in chips)
Seat 7 - IMPROVED (6,045 in chips)
Seat 8 - GYGRID (5,475 in chips)
Seat 9 - THATS_MINE1 (5,386 in chips)
FIREINTHESUN - Ante 25
PHILRULES - Ante 25
C00KEMONSTER - Ante 25
RUBLUDAR - Ante 25
BAYCOFISH - Ante 25
NJW111 - Ante 25
IMPROVED - Ante 25
GYGRID - Ante 25
THATS_MINE1 - Ante 25
NJW111 - Posts small blind 150
IMPROVED - Posts big blind 300
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to RUBLUDAR [As Jc]
GYGRID - Folds
THATS_MINE1 - Folds
FIREINTHESUN - Folds
PHILRULES - Folds
C00KEMONSTER - Raises 600 to 600
RUBLUDAR - All-In(Raise) 2,853 to 2,853
BAYCOFISH - Folds
NJW111 - Folds
IMPROVED - Folds
C00KEMONSTER - Calls 2,253
*** FLOP *** [9h 3d 4d]
*** TURN *** [9h 3d 4d] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [9h 3d 4d 2c] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
C00KEMONSTER - Shows [5d Ad] (Flush, ace high)
RUBLUDAR - Shows [As Jc] (One pair, nines)
C00KEMONSTER Collects 6,381 from main pot
C00KEMONSTER Collects Bounty Prize of $20
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot(6,381)
Board [9h 3d 4d 2c 9d]
Seat 1: FIREINTHESUN Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: PHILRULES Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: C00KEMONSTER won Total (6,381) HI6,381) with Flush, ace high [5d Ad - P:Ad,B:9d,P:5d,B:4d,B:3d] BOUNTY awarded: ($20)
Seat 4: RUBLUDAR HI:lost with One pair, nines [As Jc - B:9h,B:9d,P:As,P:Jc,B:4d]
Seat 5: BAYCOFISH (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: NJW111 (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 7: IMPROVED (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 8: GYGRID Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 9: THATS_MINE1 Folded on the POCKET CARDS

Last edited by WRR1986; 09-30-2009 at 11:32 PM.
09-30-2009 , 11:26 PM
I mean there has to be an easier way...


Full Tilt Poker $30,000 Guarantee No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t30/t60 Blinds - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: t2964 M = 32.93
Hero (BB): t2325 M = 25.83
UTG: t2790 M = 31
MP: t1795 M = 19.94
CO: t6135 M = 68.17
BTN: t1991 M = 22.12

Pre Flop: (t90) Hero is BB with A A
3 folds, BTN raises to t1991 all in, SB calls t1961, Hero raises to t2325 all in, SB calls t334

Flop: (t6641) 5 5 7

Turn: (t6641) K

River: (t6641) 4

Final Pot: t6641
SB shows 7 A (two pair, Sevens and Fives)
Hero shows A A (two pair, Aces and Fives)
BTN shows J J (two pair, Jacks and Fives)
Hero wins t668
Hero wins t5973
10-01-2009 , 12:13 AM
psyco and rip

cant you 2 just fight to the death or something? jfc get over it w/e the problem is
10-01-2009 , 12:28 AM
ill throw some money into the prizepool for that
10-01-2009 , 12:30 AM
I'd be down to help sponsor some prize for the deathmatch.
10-01-2009 , 12:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RonFezBuddy
He actually used it against me:

BestRappaAlive (Observer): atleast your dog likes me, i better then you we all will agree, your rhymes are free... mine charge a fee...my man killing is bout to make this table look like the VT killin spree... cuz hes a legend like jordan number two three
i made a best rappa alive thread in nvg and they deleted it and warned me.
10-01-2009 , 03:35 AM
done with tournaments, last 4 fts 9th 6th 7th 6th.
volcanoing but doubt I'll even get off tilt.
10-01-2009 , 12:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lenC
Hey guys. I have a specific question regarding MTT-s and I don't want to make a thread that gets locked

In the middle of a standard Stars tourney(3k starting chips, 15 min levels, freezeout, antes are in), it's pretty standard to shove wide from early position with a ~10bb stack(not to lose FE when the blinds pass you etc), by wide I mean SC-s and stuff like that, which play well against their calling ranges.

But if you're playing in a tournament, where the average stack is ~12-13bb at the same point, are you shoving tighter or not?
Ya, I would jam a little tighter.
10-04-2009 , 09:42 PM
No October thread?

Seriously, who the **** does Shaun Deeb blow?

PokerStars Game #33646224723: Tournament #200874900, $30+$3 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (800/1600) - 2009/10/04 20:34:03 CT [2009/10/04 21:34:03 ET]
Table '200874900 18' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: ontmagic (9853 in chips)
Seat 2: LAJG (17488 in chips)
Seat 3: rS.Wisdom (16788 in chips)
Seat 4: Bobcats10 (11020 in chips)
Seat 5: shaundeeb (24200 in chips)
Seat 6: scottjf8 (19453 in chips)
Seat 7: vlsd (5763 in chips)
Seat 8: pitouse (12230 in chips)
Seat 9: superowl99 (8500 in chips)
ontmagic: posts the ante 150
LAJG: posts the ante 150
rS.Wisdom: posts the ante 150
Bobcats10: posts the ante 150
shaundeeb: posts the ante 150
scottjf8: posts the ante 150
vlsd: posts the ante 150
pitouse: posts the ante 150
superowl99: posts the ante 150
shaundeeb: posts small blind 800
scottjf8: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to scottjf8 [5d 5s]
vlsd: folds
pitouse: folds
superowl99: folds
ontmagic: folds
LAJG: folds
rS.Wisdom: folds
Bobcats10: folds
shaundeeb: raises 22450 to 24050 and is all-in
scottjf8: calls 17703 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (4747) returned to shaundeeb
*** FLOP *** [7h Jc Ad]
*** TURN *** [7h Jc Ad] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [7h Jc Ad 4d] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shaundeeb: shows [5h 6d] (a straight, Three to Seven)
scottjf8: shows [5d 5s] (a pair of Fives)
shaundeeb collected 39956 from pot
scottjf8 said, "****"
scottjf8 re-buys and receives 6000 chips for $60.00
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 39956 | Rake 0
Board [7h Jc Ad 4d 3s]
Seat 1: ontmagic folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: LAJG folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: rS.Wisdom folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Bobcats10 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: shaundeeb (small blind) showed [5h 6d] and won (39956) with a straight, Three to Seven
Seat 6: scottjf8 (big blind) showed [5d 5s] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 7: vlsd folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: pitouse folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: superowl99 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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