^^^^ agreed. take a bong rip and chill. both of you.

if u both hate eachother so much why not make it fair and play hu badugi 4 rollz ASAP. this thread is NOT big enough for the both of u

Nah, it's Gregory Peck (presumably as Atticus Finch).

lets get high and start quoting snipers blog

"I go to the laptop part of the store, and there's a guy waiting to help me, he asks, "What can I help you with sir?" and I say, "What's the cheapest laptop you have?" of course, as a good salesman should, he goes "Well, that's a very difficult question you see, some laptops are better than others.."

I cut him off and ask him if he's ever played online poker. He replies he has played a little. I tell him that I support myself via online poker, and my computer was just sent away for 3 weeks, so all I need is a cheap piece of crap computer to hold me over until I get mine back.

For some reason he finds this incredibly funny, and directs me to a $299 Toshiba. He tries to tell me the specs and the functions and I cut him off and tell him I'll buy it. From what I gathered he thought it was really cool that I could just spend $300 instantly like that. I mean, c'mon, what else was I going to do? If I make more than $300 on this laptop then it was a good investment. (Yes I'm typing on it now..)"

Yo Sniper, Im really happy for you and imma let you finish, but i just got to say that Geoff had one of the best Best Buy stories of all time! ALL TIME!

sigh

Poker Stars $100+$9 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t400/t800 Blinds + t75 - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN): t13010 M = 6.94
moumaife84 (SB): t11975 M = 6.39
imthelizard (BB): t11095 M = 5.92
unfadeable1 (UTG): t61400 M = 32.75
ts_teacher (UTG+1): t44766 M = 23.88
j�ern (UTG+2): t7874 M = 4.20
Omus7 (MP1): t26292 M = 14.02
budha1968 (MP2): t8090 M = 4.31
sybze (CO): t10070 M = 5.37

Pre Flop: (t1875) Hero is BTN with A A
6 folds, Hero raises to t1935, moumaife84 raises to t11900 all in, 1 fold, Hero calls t9965

Flop: (t25275) 4 3 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t25275) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t25275) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t25275
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
moumaife84 shows A 2 (a straight, Deuce to Six)
moumaife84 wins t25275

Like I said all I want is you to play me so everyone can see how much of a joker you are.

I just don't understand why 1) you'd post what you posted, or 2) what it had to do with this thread.

it's immature and childish, so i figure the only way to settle things around here would be to just nut up and ask you to play me.

if u both hate eachother so much why dont u just play hu badugi

and obviously do a sng not a cash table

nl badugi though

come on last day of the month heeeaaaaaat plzzzzz

I can't win an 80/20, but I can run like bolt in a 2-table badugiment.
This is quickly replacing razz as my favorite silly poker variation.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, unlimited hold them!

i just got this from the aced.com points store!!! used up all my points

in be4 prop bet over augies financial involvement with aced.com

i went to aced.com and it appears to be another poker room? What kind of traffic do they have?

Hey guys. I have a specific question regarding MTT-s and I don't want to make a thread that gets locked

In the middle of a standard Stars tourney(3k starting chips, 15 min levels, freezeout, antes are in), it's pretty standard to shove wide from early position with a ~10bb stack(not to lose FE when the blinds pass you etc), by wide I mean SC-s and stuff like that, which play well against their calling ranges.

But if you're playing in a tournament, where the average stack is ~12-13bb at the same point, are you shoving tighter or not?

I have that mouse, but mine looks like this now

prettty sure limp jamming bvb without a reason is the new thing in hsmtts, I got moved here 13 hands ago, running 0/0, people are awesome.
Stage #1915805685 Tourney ID 4689931 Holdem Multi Normal Tournament No Limit 300 - 2009-09-30 20:21:38 (ET)
Table: 8 (Real Money) Seat #2 is the dealer
Seat 1 - FIREINTHESUN (5,450 in chips)
Seat 2 - PHILRULES (6,516 in chips)
Seat 3 - C00KEMONSTER (6,957 in chips)
Seat 4 - RUBLUDAR (14,685 in chips)
Seat 5 - BAYCOFISH (7,580 in chips)
Seat 6 - NJW111 (7,640 in chips)
Seat 7 - IMPROVED (5,595 in chips)
Seat 8 - GYGRID (5,475 in chips)
Seat 9 - THATS_MINE1 (5,686 in chips)
C00KEMONSTER - Posts small blind 150
RUBLUDAR - Posts big blind 300
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to RUBLUDAR [9s 9d]
BAYCOFISH - Folds
NJW111 - Folds
IMPROVED - Folds
GYGRID - Folds
THATS_MINE1 - Folds
FIREINTHESUN - Folds
PHILRULES - Folds
C00KEMONSTER - Calls 150
RUBLUDAR - Raises 600 to 900
C00KEMONSTER - All-In(Raise) 6,657 to 6,957
RUBLUDAR - Calls 6,057
*** FLOP *** [7c Jh 2s]
*** TURN *** [7c Jh 2s] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [7c Jh 2s 8s] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
C00KEMONSTER - Shows [7d Jd] (Two Pair, jacks and sevens)
RUBLUDAR - Shows [9s 9d] (One pair, nines)
C00KEMONSTER Collects 13,914 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot(13,914)
Board [7c Jh 2s 8s 3h]
Seat 1: FIREINTHESUN Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: PHILRULES (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: C00KEMONSTER (small blind) won Total (13,914) All-In HI13,914) with Two Pair, jacks and sevens [7d Jd - B:Jh,P:Jd,P:7d,B:7c,B:8s]
Seat 4: RUBLUDAR (big blind) HI:lost with One pair, nines [9s 9d - P:9s,P:9d,B:Jh,B:8s,B:7c]
Seat 5: BAYCOFISH Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: NJW111 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 7: IMPROVED Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 8: GYGRID Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 9: THATS_MINE1 Folded on the POCKET CARDS

EDIT: 3 consecutive hands though, honestly hate this game


Stage #1915819201 Tourney ID 4689931 Holdem Multi Normal Tournament No Limit 300 - 2009-09-30 20:28:28 (ET)
Table: 8 (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 1 - FIREINTHESUN (5,000 in chips)
Seat 2 - PHILRULES (5,766 in chips)
Seat 3 - C00KEMONSTER (14,364 in chips)
Seat 4 - RUBLUDAR (7,878 in chips)
Seat 5 - BAYCOFISH (8,030 in chips)
Seat 6 - NJW111 (7,640 in chips)
Seat 7 - IMPROVED (6,045 in chips)
Seat 8 - GYGRID (5,475 in chips)
Seat 9 - THATS_MINE1 (5,386 in chips)
BAYCOFISH - Posts small blind 150
NJW111 - Posts big blind 300
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to RUBLUDAR [Qc Qs]
IMPROVED - Folds
GYGRID - Folds
THATS_MINE1 - Folds
FIREINTHESUN - Raises 750 to 750
PHILRULES - Folds
C00KEMONSTER - Folds
RUBLUDAR - All-In(Raise) 7,878 to 7,878
BAYCOFISH - Folds
NJW111 - Folds
FIREINTHESUN - All-In 4,250
RUBLUDAR - returned (2,878) : not called
*** FLOP *** [8d 10c 7d]
*** TURN *** [8d 10c 7d] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [8d 10c 7d 6d] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
FIREINTHESUN - Shows [Ac Ah] (One pair, aces)
RUBLUDAR - Shows [Qc Qs] (One pair, queens)
FIREINTHESUN Collects 10,450 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot(10,450)
Board [8d 10c 7d 6d 3h]
Seat 1: FIREINTHESUN won Total (10,450) All-In HI10,450) with One pair, aces [Ac Ah - P:Ah,P:Ac,B:10c,B:8d,B:7d]
Seat 2: PHILRULES Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: C00KEMONSTER Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: RUBLUDAR (dealer) HI:lost with One pair, queens [Qc Qs - P:Qs,P:Qc,B:10c,B:8d,B:7d]
Seat 5: BAYCOFISH (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: NJW111 (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 7: IMPROVED Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 8: GYGRID Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 9: THATS_MINE1 Folded on the POCKET CARDS

Stage #1915821641 Tourney ID 4689931 Holdem Multi Normal Tournament No Limit 300 - 2009-09-30 20:29:44 (ET)
Table: 8 (Real Money) Seat #5 is the dealer
Seat 1 - FIREINTHESUN (10,450 in chips)
Seat 2 - PHILRULES (5,766 in chips)
Seat 3 - C00KEMONSTER (14,364 in chips)
Seat 4 - RUBLUDAR (2,878 in chips)
Seat 5 - BAYCOFISH (7,880 in chips)
Seat 6 - NJW111 (7,340 in chips)
Seat 7 - IMPROVED (6,045 in chips)
Seat 8 - GYGRID (5,475 in chips)
Seat 9 - THATS_MINE1 (5,386 in chips)
FIREINTHESUN - Ante 25
PHILRULES - Ante 25
C00KEMONSTER - Ante 25
RUBLUDAR - Ante 25
BAYCOFISH - Ante 25
NJW111 - Ante 25
IMPROVED - Ante 25
GYGRID - Ante 25
THATS_MINE1 - Ante 25
NJW111 - Posts small blind 150
IMPROVED - Posts big blind 300
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to RUBLUDAR [As Jc]
GYGRID - Folds
THATS_MINE1 - Folds
FIREINTHESUN - Folds
PHILRULES - Folds
C00KEMONSTER - Raises 600 to 600
RUBLUDAR - All-In(Raise) 2,853 to 2,853
BAYCOFISH - Folds
NJW111 - Folds
IMPROVED - Folds
C00KEMONSTER - Calls 2,253
*** FLOP *** [9h 3d 4d]
*** TURN *** [9h 3d 4d] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [9h 3d 4d 2c] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
C00KEMONSTER - Shows [5d Ad] (Flush, ace high)
RUBLUDAR - Shows [As Jc] (One pair, nines)
C00KEMONSTER Collects 6,381 from main pot
C00KEMONSTER Collects Bounty Prize of $20
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot(6,381)
Board [9h 3d 4d 2c 9d]
Seat 1: FIREINTHESUN Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: PHILRULES Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: C00KEMONSTER won Total (6,381) HI6,381) with Flush, ace high [5d Ad - P:Ad,B:9d,P:5d,B:4d,B:3d] BOUNTY awarded: ($20)
Seat 4: RUBLUDAR HI:lost with One pair, nines [As Jc - B:9h,B:9d,P:As,P:Jc,B:4d]
Seat 5: BAYCOFISH (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: NJW111 (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 7: IMPROVED (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 8: GYGRID Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 9: THATS_MINE1 Folded on the POCKET CARDS

I mean there has to be an easier way...


Full Tilt Poker $30,000 Guarantee No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t30/t60 Blinds - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: t2964 M = 32.93
Hero (BB): t2325 M = 25.83
UTG: t2790 M = 31
MP: t1795 M = 19.94
CO: t6135 M = 68.17
BTN: t1991 M = 22.12

Pre Flop: (t90) Hero is BB with A A
3 folds, BTN raises to t1991 all in, SB calls t1961, Hero raises to t2325 all in, SB calls t334

Flop: (t6641) 5 5 7

Turn: (t6641) K

River: (t6641) 4

Final Pot: t6641
SB shows 7 A (two pair, Sevens and Fives)
Hero shows A A (two pair, Aces and Fives)
BTN shows J J (two pair, Jacks and Fives)
Hero wins t668
Hero wins t5973

psyco and rip

cant you 2 just fight to the death or something? jfc get over it w/e the problem is

ill throw some money into the prizepool for that

I'd be down to help sponsor some prize for the deathmatch.

i made a best rappa alive thread in nvg and they deleted it and warned me.

done with tournaments, last 4 fts 9th 6th 7th 6th.
volcanoing but doubt I'll even get off tilt.

Ya, I would jam a little tighter.

No October thread?

Seriously, who the **** does Shaun Deeb blow?

PokerStars Game #33646224723: Tournament #200874900, $30+$3 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (800/1600) - 2009/10/04 20:34:03 CT [2009/10/04 21:34:03 ET]
Table '200874900 18' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: ontmagic (9853 in chips)
Seat 2: LAJG (17488 in chips)
Seat 3: rS.Wisdom (16788 in chips)
Seat 4: Bobcats10 (11020 in chips)
Seat 5: shaundeeb (24200 in chips)
Seat 6: scottjf8 (19453 in chips)
Seat 7: vlsd (5763 in chips)
Seat 8: pitouse (12230 in chips)
Seat 9: superowl99 (8500 in chips)
ontmagic: posts the ante 150
LAJG: posts the ante 150
rS.Wisdom: posts the ante 150
Bobcats10: posts the ante 150
shaundeeb: posts the ante 150
scottjf8: posts the ante 150
vlsd: posts the ante 150
pitouse: posts the ante 150
superowl99: posts the ante 150
shaundeeb: posts small blind 800
scottjf8: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to scottjf8 [5d 5s]
vlsd: folds
pitouse: folds
superowl99: folds
ontmagic: folds
LAJG: folds
rS.Wisdom: folds
Bobcats10: folds
shaundeeb: raises 22450 to 24050 and is all-in
scottjf8: calls 17703 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (4747) returned to shaundeeb
*** FLOP *** [7h Jc Ad]
*** TURN *** [7h Jc Ad] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [7h Jc Ad 4d] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shaundeeb: shows [5h 6d] (a straight, Three to Seven)
scottjf8: shows [5d 5s] (a pair of Fives)
shaundeeb collected 39956 from pot
scottjf8 said, "****"
scottjf8 re-buys and receives 6000 chips for $60.00
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 39956 | Rake 0
Board [7h Jc Ad 4d 3s]
Seat 1: ontmagic folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: LAJG folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: rS.Wisdom folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Bobcats10 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: shaundeeb (small blind) showed [5h 6d] and won (39956) with a straight, Three to Seven
Seat 6: scottjf8 (big blind) showed [5d 5s] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 7: vlsd folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: pitouse folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: superowl99 folded before Flop (didn't bet)