121089 (Observer): yo yo they call the page but compared to me your rhymes are minimum wage... i got sttacks on deck bout to bank in the battle and take this 50$ check... you aint nuthin to me, bout to murder you like the VT killin spree, im a legend in this rap game like MJ 23
Pageh656 (Observer): u beg on the rail, keep hidin ur tail, you cant make that mail, ur hustle game slower than a snail and ya mommas a slimy whale
Tiny B RIP (Observer): PAGE FTW OBV
Zima421: those are some rhyme skills
Tiny B RIP (Observer): the slimey whale killed it
121089 (Observer): alright alright... good luck everyone cya

Tiny B RIP (Observer): I spit wen i talk i push all in then tell the loser to walk. U think u can beat me ur obv trippin u 3 bet my AA u obv slippin. I go for the win if u think u getting first oh well we can pretend. but im off this chit and wont talk again in the sunay mullin
Zima421: decent, but you are no 121...
Pageh656 (Observer): you gon need a mulligan when i get done, nice attempt hunny but u aint the one, tiny b rip go to sleep child, my rhymes nuclear spicy yo sh it is mild

Page purports a plentiful posting prerogative
Performing pissant plans, plain passin on positive
Preposterous, putrid possession of played pieces
Allow progression, personally auto assault any preekness
Atta allow all peons a preminition
puff all piff, purely pass around pole position
Green gets all anxious pouters grand and giggly,
get greatly passed and a giraffe'll get gassed at Gigli
Everyone except page plays a great amount
evidence exceptional, always available
play poker? PASS! Advance enumeration of post count
Greatest? Hardly, have anyone attest,
his greatest hope? An account having "guest"

he used the same VT killin spree - MJ 23 line for me once.

Wouldn't have taken you for a battle rapper.

He actually used it against me:

BestRappaAlive (Observer): atleast your dog likes me, i better then you we all will agree, your rhymes are free... mine charge a fee...my man killing is bout to make this table look like the VT killin spree... cuz hes a legend like jordan number two three

From a Killingbird FT


RonFezBuddy (Observer): yo yo yo, it's the RFB...don't you know that I'm the poker enemy. rapping is my life poker is my wife lol nice squeeze will make you think twice
RonFezBuddy (Observer): killingbird will win, shooting midgets is a sin
plessis204 (Observer): sounds like a honkey
RonFezBuddy (Observer): eating apple pie won't make you thin
RonFezBuddy (Observer): just in case you missed it, i'ma eat a biscuit
RonFezBuddy (Observer): killingbird top three tell your momma so she won't miss it

BestRappaAlive (Observer): yo yo they cal me best rappa alive, you *****s know the name i am the rap game and ron your just a no name... so take aim you aint on my level you stilll need to potty train

RonFezBuddy (Observer): bestrappaalive, stop talking your jive, my raps are the best and that's no lie...you are just a chump, that my dog would like to hump, so take your rap to the 1r where they like that junk

BestRappaAlive (Observer): atleast your dog likes me, i better then you we all will agree, your rhymes are free... mine charge a fee...my man killing is bout to make this table look like the VT killin spree... cuz hes a legend like jordan number two three

well ya, ive argued with him quite a bit how he doesnt have new rhymes and has about 5 he jut copies and pastes w diff names in it. cute rhyme kleath tho id like to see the evidence everyone plays more than "me"

I know they gonna criticize the hook on the song,
like I give a **** Im just a crook on the song

it was actually quite legit, so props brah

Dear PsYcOsNiPeR,

I am interested about hearing more about your impotency as we haven't spoken in awhile.

How are you doing as a rakeback pro?

Updates on anything we didn't cover in our last convo is appreciated.

-Aaron

about right

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 5.5 Tournament, 15/30 Blinds (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button (t1340)
SB (t1840)
BB (t1030)
UTG (t1605)
UTG+1 (t2565)
MP1 (t2305)
MP2 (t1440)
Hero (CO) (t1375)

Hero's M: 30.56

Preflop: Hero is CO with ,
4 folds, Hero bets t90, 2 folds, BB calls t60

Flop: (t195) , , (2 players)
BB bets t420, Hero raises to t1020, BB calls t520 (All-In)

Turn: (t2075) (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t2075) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t2075

Results:
BB had J, 5 (one pair, Jacks).
Hero had 10, 10 (one pair, tens).
Outcome: BB won t2075

some railbird rapper tried to copy/paste a rhyme i saw him use before. after i call him on it and let him know he wont be getting a penny i see him appear on the rail of my 30r tbl. sick hustle game

awww, snap

alright, you called me out, i'll call you out..let's play "hu4rolls"

do you even have a bankroll?

hu4rollz right now

We both know that playing HU4Rollz at this point makes no sense as we are both trying to advance our careers in poker and I don't play any cash and you don't play any tourneys.

Come back to MTT territory and lets do a prop bet for November (MTT's, not MTT sngs cuz we both know I can't beat those). Tlb pts across the board/P5 for FTP/Stars.

Wagering amount is ~$500 and both escrow if need be.

why would he play your game if you wont play his rip? either way this animosity bs has no place in the bananas thread, for shame

Yeah, it's a dick measuring contest between two eunuchs.

but eunuchs still have dicks...

anyway, let's get this thread back on track:

lol you randomly call me out in this thread and then decline my challenge because we are "both trying to advance our careers in poker?" you don't have a career in poker, you never will have a career in poker.

i'd like to play you heads up, 1 on 1. that way you can talk trash whenever u want after u own me obv. I don't want tournament variance to play a role in this. I want your skill set against mine.

Also, who's $500 would you use? Surely not $500 from profit, we all know you don't have any profit to put up against me lol

you wanna play 1/2 HU? 2/4? 3/6? 5/10? I can't imagine you have more than $2k online right now

is that Lumberg?

yeah, i realized that shortly after posting it, but still this conversation is about as fruitful.

If you think your getting under my skin you are truly mistaken.

both of you peel some bananas and hug it out, such a disgrace to the bananas thread