the joke is on u, he's sending you 10k on pitbull poker

9th in the 80k sniper on ub after being 1/14, honestly so over tournaments.

ty for posting n reminding me that there are a bunch of nolives searching me 24/7

always a pleasure

lol! i've never slowrolled someone before, so i decided to do it to a random donk in today's $50 freezeout

chipchild said, "F uck idiot"
kofiam: raises 30 to 60
chipchild said, "slowroll"
xQ024 said, "never slowrolled before, wanted to see what it was like"
YO-C RULES said, "NH"
chipchild said, "****ing fish"
chipchild said, "slowrolling bith"
xQ024 said, "dont be mad, it wasnt personal"
chipchild said, "*****"

i am very upset with myself over how fun slowrolling was

gj augie

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PokerStars Game #33240381144: Tournament #196490051, $50+$5 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2009/09/24 17:33:24 ET
Table '196490051 67' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: kutacowboy (2565 in chips)
Seat 2: Willy Banaan (4375 in chips)
Seat 3: jmiiller8 (4280 in chips)
Seat 4: LittleHippie (3150 in chips)
Seat 5: Rip_AA (3125 in chips)
Seat 6: diegomilek (1555 in chips)
Seat 7: Asul (4720 in chips)
Seat 8: Pokerman1723 (2590 in chips)
Seat 9: bonstill (2940 in chips)
Rip_AA: posts small blind 25
diegomilek: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Rip_AA [Ad Ah]
Asul: folds
Pokerman1723: calls 50
bonstill: calls 50
kutacowboy: folds
Willy Banaan: folds
jmiiller8: folds
LittleHippie: folds
Rip_AA: raises 300 to 350
diegomilek: folds
Pokerman1723: folds
bonstill: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [9c 3c 3d]
Rip_AA: bets 639
bonstill: raises 1951 to 2590 and is all-in
Rip_AA: calls 1951
*** TURN *** [9c 3c 3d] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [9c 3c 3d 3h] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Rip_AA: shows [Ad Ah] (a full house, Threes full of Aces)
bonstill: shows [8s 9s] (a full house, Nines full of Threes)
bonstill collected 5980 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5980 | Rake 0
Board [9c 3c 3d 3h 9h]
Seat 1: kutacowboy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Willy Banaan folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: jmiiller8 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: LittleHippie (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Rip_AA (small blind) showed [Ad Ah] and lost with a full house, Threes full of Aces
Seat 6: diegomilek (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Asul folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Pokerman1723 folded before Flop
Seat 9: bonstill showed [8s 9s] and won (5980) with a full house, Nines full of Threes

sick 2 outer

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Dealt to Rip_AA [Qs Qh]
iPokerArm: folds
Chaika5555: folds
AFM1200: calls 700
Rip_AA: raises 1985 to 2685
sifford13: folds
TheRADstr: folds
onward2glory: raises 23798 to 26483 and is all-in
K3V1N_AA: folds
Justin58: folds
AFM1200: folds
Rip_AA: calls 23798
*** FLOP *** [6d 2s 5h]
*** TURN *** [6d 2s 5h] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [6d 2s 5h Jc] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Rip_AA: shows [Qs Qh] (a pair of Queens)
onward2glory: shows [9h 7h] (a straight, Five to Nine)
onward2glory collected 55481 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 55481 | Rake 0
Board [6d 2s 5h Jc 8s]
Seat 1: Rip_AA showed [Qs Qh] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: sifford13 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: TheRADstr folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: onward2glory (button) showed [9h 7h] and won (55481) with a straight, Five to Nine
Seat 5: K3V1N_AA (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Justin58 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: iPokerArm folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Chaika5555 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: AFM1200 folded before Flop

wtf? y ?

Yay won the 20r

PokerStars Game #33256275445: Tournament #196490357, $20+$2 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXV (8000/16000) - 2009/09/25 17:52:57 AEST [2009/09/25 3:52:57 ET]
Table '196490357 2' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: bazooka87 (1191634 in chips)
Seat 9: Wathema (850366 in chips)
bazooka87: posts the ante 1600
Wathema: posts the ante 1600
bazooka87: posts small blind 8000
Wathema: posts big blind 16000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bazooka87 [Jc 9s]
bazooka87: raises 16000 to 32000
Wathema: calls 16000
*** FLOP *** [Js Jh 2c]
Wathema: bets 816766 and is all-in
bazooka87: calls 816766
*** TURN *** [Js Jh 2c] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [Js Jh 2c 8d] [9c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Wathema: shows [2s 3h] (two pair, Jacks and Deuces)
bazooka87: shows [Jc 9s] (a full house, Jacks full of Nines)
bazooka87 collected 1700732 from pot

What were your thoughts when he flipped up 23o?

pretty sure he wrote it before the hh

haha wp c lovett.
He'd been playing pretty terribly, when he shoved I was 95% sure it was a 2, other 5% it's not a jack. Also have to post this hand because it made me quite happy.

PokerStars Game #33291006648: Tournament #196490372, $150+$12 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level X (300/600) - 2009/09/26 13:34:31 AEST [2009/09/25 23:34:31 ET]
Table '196490372 27' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: holdjul (20768 in chips)
Seat 2: unfadeable1 (28437 in chips)
Seat 3: jpc519 (6755 in chips)
Seat 4: pool_shark_1 (16753 in chips)
Seat 5: threatnasty (11976 in chips)
Seat 7: haverl (8447 in chips)
Seat 8: bazooka87 (9342 in chips)
Seat 9: stef0707 (15231 in chips)
holdjul: posts the ante 50
unfadeable1: posts the ante 50
jpc519: posts the ante 50
pool_shark_1: posts the ante 50
threatnasty: posts the ante 50
haverl: posts the ante 50
bazooka87: posts the ante 50
stef0707: posts the ante 50
haverl: posts small blind 300
bazooka87: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bazooka87 [Ts 8c]
stef0707: calls 600
holdjul: folds
unfadeable1: folds
unfadeable1 said, "gg"
jpc519: folds
pool_shark_1: folds
threatnasty: folds
haverl: folds
bazooka87: checks
*** FLOP *** [9c Jc 2s]
bazooka87: checks
stef0707: bets 1200
bazooka87: raises 7492 to 8692 and is all-in
stef0707: calls 7492
*** TURN *** [9c Jc 2s] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [9c Jc 2s Tc] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bazooka87: shows [Ts 8c] (a straight flush, Eight to Queen)
stef0707: shows [5c Ac] (a flush, Ace high)
bazooka87 collected 19284 from pot

Running **** and bubbling everything.

10x $2,8k seats. Biggest fish ever shoves and I would be secured a seat if I won this hand. Then runs 99 into QQ and QQ into KK.

PokerStars, $400/800 Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

Board:
MP1: $32,539
CO: $10,175
Button: $18,730
SB: $12,101
BB: $11,063
UTG: $9,592
UTG+1: $18,867

Dealt to MP1 9 9

Pre-flop:
(2 folds), MP1 raises to $1,995, (2 folds), SB raises to $12,026 and is all-in, (1 folds), MP1 calls $10,031

Flop: ($25,777) 4 3 8 (2 Players)

Turn: ($25,777) 2 (2 Players)

River: ($25,777) 7 (2 Players)

Results:
SB Showed 7 A
MP1 Showed 9 9
SB wins $25,377


Then another fun hand vs prob a even bigger fish

Full Tilt Poker, $100/200 Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

Board:
MP1: $4,310
MP2: $5,848
MP3: $4,098
CO: $18,535
Button: $14,484
SB: $5,450
BB: $6,630
UTG: $395
UTG+1: $13,460

Dealt to Button A 7

Pre-flop:
(6 folds), Button raises to $525, (1 folds), BB raises to $6,630 and is all-in, Button calls $6,105

Flop: ($13,560) 6 K 5 (2 Players)

Turn: ($13,560) 7 (2 Players)

River: ($13,560) T (2 Players)

Results:
BB Showed K 3
Button Showed A 7
BB wins $13,360


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i suck real real bad.





that is all.

12/~1500 in the 11r for $300, 1st is 7.8k....

Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10000/t20000 Blinds + t2000 - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: t611934 M = 14.57
MP: t2067308 M = 49.22
CO: t322032 M = 7.67
BTN: t393134 M = 9.36
SB: t966017 M = 23.00
Hero (BB): t706649 M = 16.82

Pre Flop: (t42000) Hero is BB with T J
1 fold, MP raises to t50000, 3 folds, Hero calls t30000

Flop: (t122000) 6 7 Q (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets t60000, Hero raises to t148000, MP raises to t500000, Hero raises to t654649 all in, MP calls t154649

Turn: (t1431298) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t1431298) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t1431298
MP shows A 5 (a flush, Ace high)
Hero shows T J (a flush, Queen high)
MP wins t1431298

Fold KK preflop obv

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 5.5 Tournament, 250/500 Blinds 60 Ante (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB (t12631)
Hero (UTG) (t12200)
UTG+1 (t785)
MP1 (t21000)
MP2 (t24129)
MP3 (t28525)
CO (t44445)
Button (t9684)
SB (t23725)

Hero's M: 9.46

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K, K
Hero bets t1350, 1 fold, MP1 calls t1350, 5 folds, BB raises to t12571 (All-In), Hero calls t10790 (All-In), MP1 calls t11221

Flop: (t38072) 3, 4, 8 (3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t38072) 5 (3 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t38072) A (3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t38072

Results:
BB had Q, A (one pair, Aces).
Hero had K, K (one pair, Kings).
MP1 had A, Q (one pair, Aces).
Outcome: BB won t19036, MP1 won t19036


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 5.5 Tournament, 1500/3000 Blinds 300 Ante (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB (t266010)
UTG (t36860)
UTG+1 (t100290)
MP1 (t118874)
MP2 (t166263)
CO (t61078)
Button (t261230)
Hero (SB) (t72536)

Hero's M: 10.51

Preflop: Hero is SB with K, K
3 folds, MP2 bets t12000, 1 fold, Button raises to t27000, Hero calls t25500, 1 fold, MP2 calls t15000

Flop: (t86400) 4, 2, 5 (3 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets t21000, Button raises to t233930 (All-In), Hero calls t45236 (All-In), 1 fold

Turn: (t197872) 8 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t197872) 5 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t197872

Results:
Button had 8, 8 (full house, eights over fives).
Hero had K, K (two pair, Kings and fives).
Outcome: Button won t197872

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