lolololol if that **** is real

Find me on aim sometime. I've gone there twice in the past year & can tell you quite a bit about stuff to do, depending on what you're interested in.

I never said it wasn't wishful thinking lol. Tumultuous offseason with big spanish clubs coming calling for two of our big glue guys mash and alonso as well as stevie's court troubles. I think things will settle down soon enough.

yeah, the stuff with Lutz etc. is obv staged.
I'm talking about the "real" parts that feel somewhat staged, like the part i mentioned in the spoiler.
I guess i expected something like Religulous.

I don't check my cashier when playing, so when I am winding down, I like to guess how much I'm up/down. I guessed down 1k today and am up 500 with 27 tables left. I'm always surprised and then check to make sure I didn't get any money xfers.

Good feeling when I haven't

prime king is bang on. Good guess.

On a related note, a friend of mine will most likely be playing hockey in the Olympics. Unfortunately it's for Germany and not Canada.

If they play a lot of sngs with each other, and not many apart there is a good chance they are working together.

I just can't believe Man U played so awful...and managed to win. Talk about utter luck...many games like that and it'll be a long season for them.

my goal this month is to stretch enough so that i can suck my own ****.......whoops wrong september thread

I don't really post about pulling alot, just posting about my ability too or the oppurtunities that come up. If all my posts were "hey I banged a girl last night" I would probably get sick of myself too, but it seems most of my posts are semi-rantish about spots I get myself into (this may be untrue, I don't remember most of the posts I make). I really don't think I pull that much, albeit more than most guys I know, but I am the object of affection for a disproportionate amount of women which I'm really not sure why. I think it has to do with me being in a few social circles where the women outnumber the men, and a % of those guys are in relationships, so there's little competition. It's pretty easy to run good if you're around a bunch of women and you act like none of them matter unless they're right in front of you.

If you have to really plan anything to get laid (IE elaborate schemes for the evening, dinner then this then that then etc etc) you're trying too hard imo.

But from your posts I don't think our #'s would be that much different.

Lol, no. If you want freeroll me for $25 then well played sir

CQ, in my experience pretty much every environment I've ever been in where the median age was teens through 20s, 95% of the decent-looking available chicks were chasing after about 5% of the guys. You seem to be one of the 5%, which puts you in the ultra-minority of online poker geeks. Enjoy it. If I was still in my 20s your exploits might bug me. But as a 40 year-old who gave up trying hard to get laid for the sake of getting laid a long time ago, I find them mostly amusing.

Ok. I sir am a gentleman and thought I should offer

EDIT: I also said that b/c if I lose I wouldn't be able to pay until Monday or Tuesday as I am going home to watch the game and spend labor day with the 'rents.

Yo guys, this hasn't got much love yet but I think you guys might be a little more empathetic as you all grind sngs too.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/67...d-line-574745/

Tl dr=

[x] apartment complex says I will have high speed

[ ] reasons14 times out on 1 mirron tables

whats my line?

How do i check in sharkscope to compare players results when they are playing together vs when they are alone? Does this seem like collusion to anyone (they were all from the same country....it wasnt Germany)?


Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, 22 Tournament, 400/800 Blinds 25 Ante (4 handed) - Party-Poker Hand Converter from HandHistoryConverter.com

BB (t4100)
SB (t10255)
Hero (Button) (t4790)
UTG (t855)

Hero's M: 3.68

Preflop: Hero is Button with K, 3
UTG raises to t830 (All-In), 1 fold, SB calls t430, 1 fold

Flop: (t2560) 3, 7, 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t2560) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t2560) 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t2560

Results:
SB had J, 2 (two pair, nines and sevens).
UTG had J, Q (two pair, nines and sevens).
Outcome: UTG won t2560

Get one of those internet stick things from a reliable ISP. Sucks that your internet included deal isn't working out but things could be worse.

Well if you play sng's then you should def have a backup line that is ready to go at a moments notice. Their crappy highspeed could be your backup with a legit high speed provider as your main line.

ben just shell out more money for a reliable connection imo

draqq has a sprint wireless plug in thing that worked pretty well in Vegas

man, i'm def missing some gems because i have chat turned off.
Popopop revealed this one: classic.

But to get to hilarious anecdotes you have to wade through the crap 99% of which consists of:

-figures
-***** suckout
-luck
-tard
-idiot
-donk
-jokerstars
-only on this site
-next time you go all in i call
-told ya i'd catch you bluffing
-you are a clown
-omg you win with ten ***** two what a joke
-quit going all in play poker
-learn to play poker donk


anywho you get the picture...

yeah, thats why i have chat turned off. SNGs are tilting enough w/o all this crap.

WTF my school dropped 7 spots in Playboys hottest colleges this year, dumb.

http://www.popcrunch.com/hottest-stu...y-looks-20-11/

I love how people want to play flops w/ 5 big blinds HU.

"Stop shoving, god. This game isn't any fun cause of idiots like you."

OMFG why why why why why do I go to an engineering/business school I should have gone to Illinois state...**** being ambitious. Hugh even a UofI alum but he knows we don't deliver....

Just report it to the site concerned and let them figure it out. You pay rake for those services, and you should take advantage of their investigation services.

Either you help catch a couple of scumbags, or your mind is put at rest. Either way, you benefit.

fb chat w/ ex gf lolz

Kate

You seriously live the life. I want to suck your dick just thinking about how cool you are