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05-26-2016 , 08:23 PM

#5376

spaceman Bryce

anything you guys want

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 20,673

Why? I want to talk to someone on the phone.

05-26-2016 , 08:26 PM

#5377

kioshk

Nixonian

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 92,886

Call JMurder, he's a good guy. He sheeps a little.

05-26-2016 , 10:24 PM

#5378

spaceman Bryce

anything you guys want

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 20,673

yeah because he would actually talk to me unlike you :P

05-26-2016 , 10:49 PM

#5379

spaceman Bryce

anything you guys want

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 20,673

also everyone in missouri wishes they could live in kansas. Its like new york and new jersey.

05-26-2016 , 11:14 PM

#5380

kioshk

Nixonian

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 92,886

Quote:

Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

also everyone in missouri wishes they could live in kansas. Its like new york and new jersey.

haha, cmon. We've got Mark Twain the GOAT American writer and Harry Truman. You've got what, Bob Dole and some lame sunflowers.

05-27-2016 , 12:07 AM

#5381

spaceman Bryce

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Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 20,673

Mark twain would be sad his state has become a warzone and the town he is from now literally has zero people.

05-27-2016 , 12:14 AM

#5382

spaceman Bryce

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Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 20,673

You guys should all get together and give me a million dollars .

05-27-2016 , 12:14 AM

#5383

spaceman Bryce

anything you guys want

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 20,673

Or three million

05-27-2016 , 04:39 AM

#5384

Loki

binary duo

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 12,772

Aw man, I had two million raised, but since you don't want it I'll just bin it.

05-27-2016 , 04:48 PM

#5385

spaceman Bryce

anything you guys want

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 20,673

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noodle Wazlib

Aw man, I had two million raised, but since you don't want it I'll just bin it.

I meant 2million

05-27-2016 , 04:57 PM

#5386

FoldnDark

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,930

Kansas has a big prison and Paul Rudd, that's it.

05-27-2016 , 05:33 PM

#5387

spaceman Bryce

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Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 20,673

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoldnDark

Kansas has a big prison and Paul Rudd, that's it.

It also has millions of cattle- both human and bovine.

05-27-2016 , 05:36 PM

#5388

FoldnDark

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,930

Wanna hear a Kansas joke I made up one time while drunk?

05-27-2016 , 05:38 PM

#5389

FoldnDark

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Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,930

I'm certain that you do. How is springtime in Leavenworth County Penitentiary?

Spoiler:

05-27-2016 , 05:40 PM

#5390

spaceman Bryce

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Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 20,673

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoldnDark

I'm certain that you do. How is springtime in Leavenworth County Penitentiary?

Spoiler:

I kind of like it because its the perfect combination of contemptible and stupid that it actually sounds like a joke written by an average kansas man.

05-27-2016 , 05:41 PM

#5391

FoldnDark

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Actually told it to a prison guard once. He laughed. So I got that going for me.

05-27-2016 , 05:43 PM

#5392

FoldnDark

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Come to think of it, that's the only laugh it's gotten though.

05-27-2016 , 05:45 PM

#5393

spaceman Bryce

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FoldnDark

Come to think of it, that's the only laugh it's gotten though.

If you owned a company i worked for I would politely laugh for three seconds like this

ha.hahahaha.

05-27-2016 , 05:47 PM

#5394

FoldnDark

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Quote:

Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

If you owned a company i worked for I would politely laugh for three seconds like this

ha.hahahaha.

Good. I hate people who won't even give a courtesy laugh. Like I'm up here trying man!

05-27-2016 , 05:59 PM

#5395

FoldnDark

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Quote:

Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

If you owned a company i worked for I would politely laugh for three seconds like this

ha.hahahaha.

Wait, was that a Chander joke? Lol

05-27-2016 , 06:05 PM

#5396

spaceman Bryce

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Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 20,673

no i only watch MOO vies

05-27-2016 , 06:26 PM

#5397

FoldnDark

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Quote:

Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

no i only watch MOO vies

Is that another Friends joke, or a fat joke? Either way, heheh.

That reminds me. When I went to UM at Rolla, they used to say there are tons of women there, just not very many!

05-27-2016 , 08:56 PM

#5398

kioshk

Nixonian

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 92,886

The idea of Missouri as a war zone is laughable. My hometown of Springfield in the southwest is like a goddamn Norman Rockwell painting full of 150,000 God-fearing wholesome Americans. Truly a little slice of heaven, my parents still live there.