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fwiw I would have voted for the Babylonian empire in the poll because I'm pretty sure that every current threat to world peace can be traced back to them.

03-02-2015 , 09:08 AM

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Adding "GRANTING ALL OF THE ARABS IN ISRAEL FULL CIVIL RIGHTS" to "THERE IS NO OCCUPATION", "THE SETTLEMENTS ARE LEGAL", and "ISRAEL DOESN'T HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS" to the list of backwards wrong beliefs that make having a discussion with gamblor problematic. There are some others I am forgetting. Of course the backwards false beliefs are just one of several categories of reasons why having a discussion with gamblor is problematic. It's better to think of it like bowling or something, but you don't brag about winning because the other guy has serious problems, looks a little downsy, and throws straight serial gutterballs.

Writing in all caps doesn't make your false dichotomy, that of either murderously racially colonizing a nation of people out from their own land or suffer interminable persecution elsewhere in the world, any less false. You could sign on to the peace process with good faith efforts instead of sabotaging it. You could assume other peoples are human beings too, a lot like you.

It was only 60 years or so ago that the term Judeo-Christian was even invented. Before that, you had signs on beaches saying "no jews or negros" ffs. So why not start using the term Islamo-Chrisitan as a way to spread the love? These are all Abrahamic religions, whoever that is.

Ah yes, the classic Deuces rant: assume the premise, appeal to authority, build a straw man, and employ hyperbole. When it's all done, delegitimize the debate itself.

Too stupid for words. Just your typical third-year sociology student at a fifth-tier small college in Bum****, Michigan.

We all take comfort knowing that you'll soon be spewing your hate on a street corner, using a sandwich board instead of a computer.

lol deuces

03-02-2015 , 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Kukraprout

fwiw I would have voted for the Babylonian empire in the poll because I'm pretty sure that every current threat to world peace can be traced back to them.

Not the worst candidate, but not as good as Assyria, the OG inventors of imperial wars for profit.

03-02-2015 , 10:55 AM

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Iraq if that's where Eden was.

03-02-2015 , 12:11 PM

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And that's why attacking Iraq is always the correct answer.

03-02-2015 , 01:21 PM

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And that's why attacking Iraq is always the correct answer.

People been fighting over this bitch since ancient times, Dog. How many graves we standing on? Think about all the wisdom and science and money and civilization it took to build these machines, and the courage of all the men who came here, and the love of their wives and children that was in their hearts. And all that hate, Dog. All the hate it took to blow these mother****ers away. It's destiny, Dog. White man's gotta rule the world.

03-02-2015 , 01:26 PM

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Wouldn't want it in any other thread.

03-02-2015 , 01:29 PM

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Generation Kill?

Stick to quoting things I've seen, thanks. I don't even get HBO ffs.

03-02-2015 , 03:04 PM

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I see your taking the Dids tactic of flinging poo like a demented chimpanzee and projecting your own position onto me. I guess your options are limited. Are you also a low level functionary like Dids? And what's with the serial quoting movies? did central headquarters cut off your supply of fresh agit prop because you've been deemed a liability, and now you're looking to Hollywood to tell you what to say? lol

03-02-2015 , 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Deuces McKracken

I don't want to sound like a dick or nothing, but, it says on your chart that you're ****ed up; you talk like a ***, and your ****'s all ******ed.

03-02-2015 , 04:23 PM

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He's just low on ammo, is all. Numbing sophistry is his battle rifle; Sneakers quotes are his bayonet.

03-02-2015 , 04:32 PM

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hahahaa

03-02-2015 , 04:35 PM

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I don't want to sound like a dick or nothing, but, it says on your chart that you're ****ed up; you talk like a ***, and your ****'s all ******ed.

Idiocracy - that's better. I thought you would go with Shut the eff up, donnie.

03-02-2015 , 05:06 PM

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He's just low on ammo, is all. Numbing sophistry is his battle rifle; Sneakers quotes are his bayonet.

If a man refuse to enter into a battle of wits, it must be because he is unarmed; not because he recognizes his adversary as the idiotic troll in a Duck Tales t-shirt who is already the chief lolmagnet of 2p2 Politics.

So sayeth Anacardo, King of Mossaddiditland, Maker of Assumptions, in his native language: the vacuous, self-righteous platitudes of Conspiratardish.

03-02-2015 , 05:08 PM

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Yawnsville, bro.

03-02-2015 , 05:20 PM

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And another thing - the DuckTales franchise gave us one of the most beloved cartoon odysseys of the 1980s *and* two of the best adventure titles on the NES, so quit hatin'.

03-02-2015 , 05:28 PM

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Big fan of Ducktales here. Shaped my childhood well, taking the baton from The Smurfs for a few years before handing it off to The A-Team and McGuyver. Fond memories. Fan of Deuce and Cardo as well, though not sure where you guys rank on my list of shows

03-02-2015 , 05:41 PM

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Foldn,

You sound 42 years old.

Nm, your shows don't make sense. Was it the A-team cartoon or something?

Hmm, didn't realize the a team went all the way to 1987. Maybe you're 40.

03-02-2015 , 06:22 PM

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Ya foldn ur timeline is off

03-02-2015 , 06:29 PM

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I would totally watch a ScoobyDoo-like cartoon where Deuces and Anacardo travel the world in a van to solve spooky mysteries, government conspiracies, and false-flag terrorist operations.

03-02-2015 , 06:35 PM

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Dibs on Shaggy; that guy seems like he always has weed.

Also my dog would make an outstanding Scooby! This thing sounds like it's got legs.

03-02-2015 , 06:36 PM

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Foldn,

You sound 42 years old.

Nm, your shows don't make sense. Was it the A-team cartoon or something?

Hmm, didn't realize the a team went all the way to 1987. Maybe you're 40.

38, and you're overthinking this a bit.

03-02-2015 , 06:44 PM

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Sounds like fun. The first mystery would be how you, kukra, can look at something at not see what it is when what it is is plain beyond words. I would hold a copy of NIST quotes in one hand and your head by your hair in the other while you knelt before a toilet bowl. I would ask you "What does this say? It's says FREE FALL INNIT?!?!?" and when you refuse to acknowledge your head is forced down in the poo water for awhile. We would get to the bottom of your brainwashing that way or we might have to delve into the neocon "enhanced interrogation" playbook for episode 2.