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Seems like a pretty big loophole. All you'd have to do is buy a revolver and leave one chamber empty and you could shoot at anyone without any problems.

02-09-2015 , 09:28 PM

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master3004

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I know right? I mean, pshhh, nobody ever won a Nobel prize for ATTEMPTED science, amiright?

02-09-2015 , 09:35 PM

#329

Proph

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kerowo

That's right, laws against drunk driving are thought crime!

Yup.

Drunk driving convictions are judged not by a person's actions, but by the alcohol content in their bloodstream.

These laws assist governmental overreach by inducing questionable actions like sobriety checkpoints and forcibly drawing blood without drivers' consent.

How are you still a mod? I've yet to see a single thoughtful post from you.

02-09-2015 , 09:45 PM

#330

master3004

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Proph could be the poster boy for the "nah its cool man, I actually drive better drunk" movement

02-09-2015 , 09:51 PM

#331

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Quote:

Originally Posted by master3004

I know right? I mean, pshhh, nobody ever won a Nobel prize for ATTEMPTED science, amiright?

Drone-king BroBombem received one for Peace.

So, maybe?

02-09-2015 , 09:55 PM

#332

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Proph

How are you still a mod? I've yet to see a single thoughtful post from you.

I guess your indoctrination and ****ty parentage prevents you from seeing anyone you disagree with as thoughtful.

02-09-2015 , 10:15 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Proph

Drone-king BroBombem received one for Peace.

So, maybe?

Wasn't his for peace? I said science you ****ing numbskull

02-09-2015 , 10:25 PM

#334

Proph

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Originally Posted by master3004

Wasn't his for peace? I said science you ****ing numbskull

They are both Nobel prizes, namecaller!

I didn't expect you to appreciate the irony.

02-09-2015 , 10:30 PM

#335

Proph

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Originally Posted by kerowo

I guess your indoctrination and ****ty parentage prevents you from seeing anyone you disagree with as thoughtful.

Conversations with people holding differing views can be quite insightful.

You, however, regurgitate the same fallacies repeatedly, never straying from the script. It gets old and predictable, eventually becoming unworthy of acknowledgement.

02-09-2015 , 10:54 PM

#336

kerowo

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Lol

02-09-2015 , 11:19 PM

#337

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Originally Posted by Proph

Holy ****. Never met a pot blacker than that

02-10-2015 , 12:04 AM

#338

Anacardo

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I think we need a replacement for 'pot calls the kettle black.' It makes me uncomfortable.

02-10-2015 , 12:11 AM

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master3004

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nobody cares

02-10-2015 , 12:14 AM

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What an impertinent little chap you are, sir. Really, if you were any part of a proper gentleman I should call you out in the regular way; as it is you will pardon me before you taste the blacking of my boots.

brb gotta watch some more Downton Abbey

02-10-2015 , 12:22 AM

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The Pastrami calling the Bagel Jewey.
The Priest calling the Cub Scout Leader suspect.

02-10-2015 , 12:23 AM

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Bit awkward, those, do you not think so, sir?

02-10-2015 , 12:39 AM

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The christian religious zealot calling the muslim religious zealot a zealot

02-10-2015 , 01:20 AM

#344

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The toilet calling the sink white.

02-10-2015 , 01:35 AM

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The cup calling the tube top homeomorphic to a torus.

02-10-2015 , 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Anacardo

Bit awkward, those, do you not think so, sir?

Anacardo, you're out of your element. Also, microbet, what the **** are you talking about? I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand! Across this line, you do not - also, microbet, Jewey is not the preferred nomenclature. Jewish. Please.

02-10-2015 , 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Gamblor

Walter,

when I wrote Jewey I was wondering if it might get me a temp-ban, despite being Jewey - er, Jewish myself, but decided to go with it anyway as being offensive was part of the joke, to me anyway.

The homeomorphic one could catch me a nerd ban.