Sigh I don't want to sound creepy but that ****ing girl is going to be so hot in a few years.

I was pleased to read the other girl on modern family is 21

Grooming a child is a federal offense. Necrophilia has no federal law, but at least 21 states have some law against it.

(obv he wasnt actually grooming a child, but Kane wasnt actually banging a corpse and Mae young didnt actually give birth to a hand)

I think placement of the word "****ing" in that sentence doesnt help, but doing a google image search on her makes me think you should take a seat over there.

Like, combing their hair and ****?

I just woke up, but had to come in here since I actually sat down and watched my first ever episode of Impact last night. I was downright embarrassed at how much aids was going on during those 2 hours. Sting needs to retire asap, please! The Hogan-Angle thing at the start of the show was just awkward and weird. And the terrible Bischoff bits were cringe worthy.

I thought, well maybe the actual matches will be good. Nope, Abyss vs that skinny dude for the X division title...isnt the X division supposed to be some kind of cruiserweight thing? Im not really sure. THe Dudley brother participating in one of the worst matches ive ever seen...and then even the Angle vs. Kennedy match was pathetic. THis thing needs to go off the air before it gives wrestling an even worse name that it already has and also to protect at least some of the legacy that these guys once had. And why is Jeff Jarret still around? I blame him for ruining WCW to be honest

The Hogan/Angle promo wasn't too bad

Sting needs to switch his gimmick to Bane and Hogan needs to start a Batman gimmick so when the finally have a match they can run the Bane broke Batman's back angle.

It was total filler though. There was real no lead-up to it other than Angle's "oh Hogan keeps calling me", and it didn't go anywhere and took about 10 min. too long. Also why didn't Anderson just hop out of the cage real quick and then go back in and beat on Angle at the end? Such stupid booking. Have Austin Aries and everyone else wrestle plz. Have Eric Young wrestle instead of doing skits. The TV champ. is the one title that should get run on TV.

re: Jeff Jarrett he is still minority shareholder in TNA afaik. He is not kayfabe in charge anymore but he still has a lot of stroke (ugh) and will be back from the Mexico tour soon to **** things up.

I would pay money for Brandon from Withleather to do a review of TNA for even two weeks.

And yeah I guess it is hard to ever top (bottom?) Hornswoggle and Eugene but Sting was at least a more precipitous fall since the first two were never really known by mainstream wrestling fans as anything other than mini-tard and tard respectively. I mean no disrespect to *actually* mentally handicapped people btw. Horn and E area disgrace to disgraces though.

Was looking around on google and found this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Js29nezwmU

Might have been linked before but I thought it was a pretty awesome break from the norm by HHH so that someone could have a moment.

True, some interesting things were said tho.
I did lol a bit when Hogan said 'don't talk about my wife xxxxx? and kids'...when Angle never talked about a single person related to Hogan.

this made me happy

he even took a bump!

I wouldn't consider Hornswaggle a wrestler, and he's playing someone childlike, so I don't think thats even close to as bad as JokerSting, he's doing an awful cross between Jack Nicholson Joker and Jim Carrey...that being said I forgot about Eugene, pretty terrible, and probably beats JS.

Sting gimmick is worse, he's a main eventer (actual world title holder), we all knew eugene wasn't gonna amount to anything.

rofl yes. Especially when Angle's family has been deeply in the story lines for like the last 2.5 years.

Also re: Hornswoggle not being a wrestler, he is though kayfabe, and a very accomplished one!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...ight_Champions

Nick Dinsmore's career existing mitigates Eugene but I am pretty sure he still wrestles for that Juggalo garbage as U-gene. As for Hornswoggle, I have a feeling if you asked the higher ups at WWE you would get a bunch of "but the kid's love him!"

Whats the latest with Jeff Hardy? Is he still around or in prison or summit?

Im well out of touch with the TNA product, last i heard Sting is TNA champ and Abyss was X Div champ (TNLulz). Thats about all i know of. Should prob catch their next PPV and see if they are as bad as the last time i gave them another chance to be not terrible.

Lol, jesus, that title had so many big names over the years and the WWE stuck it on Horny before killing it. Thats brutal.

Last I heard he has another court date coming up at which his lawyer will request and be granted yet another postponement.

The Eugene character was based on an actual fan. Nick Dinsmore is currently a trainer in FCW.

Their next big PPV after this minor one coming up is in Philly (Bound For Glory) so I have hopes that the fans will tell Sting (and Vince Russo I guess) to **** off with this ****.

And yes unreal brutal. lol:
Wrestling Observer Newsletter
Worst Gimmick (2009)
Worst Feud of the Year (2009) with Chavo Guerrero

More good Smackdown action tonight.

Teddy Long's got a new assistant

Watching 99 Royal Rumble, mother of god Mark Henry has been w the company that long???

Since '96. says wiki

I love that Stone Cold openly commits a felony by hijacking a government vehicle in the middle of this match.

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