Who?

i should find myself a coach who specializes in teaching morons how to get value out of hands,
i mean i checked quads on the river today, i suck at pokerz

ok now i'm confused

just lost 4 straight 220s to 85DAD*NHO87 on stars...don't think i've ever felt this tilted in my life

I really hate having a loooooong double-digit deep losing streak, but it's not all grouped together really, it's just a really really long ****ing day where it's win one, lose two, and suddenly it's 5 hours later and you're 20 buyins poorer, with only a ****load of lost flips and coolers to show for it.

Then the next day is the same.

so u r proly multitabling hard (2-4 tables). if so my advice is to start two tabling maximum and spend some serious time 1tabling. really helps to improve your game and results.

i actually switch between 1 and 2 tabling (prob. 1.75 on average) depending on if i have opponents who move at reasonable speeds or not.

but i do agree that a period one-tabling will be beneficial. if nothing else, it will slow the bleeding a bit and keep me sane

I have been having problems with my wireless connection latley. I have a belkin router, it was like 60 bucks. Can anyone recommend a good router or company. Damn thing just cost me 2 buy ins. What is a good company? And about how much would you spend? (Small house, usually in the same room as the router)
*I used to have a Linksys. Seemed pretty good. ? ?

Just done a advanced search on that "callurdawae", a player who 80k last year on P*s from playing 20s 30s 50s NBIs.. if you actually sharkscope him for normal speed games he is 18k up from the 120k he has made in total, and this year he is actually a losing player from 184 games.. 100% of his profit is from NBI games >>> he can't even play the game!! What a con-artist..!

just brick the board plz, ty

Poker Stars $1100+$30 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players - View hand 482850
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN/SB): t2340 M = 78
BB: t660 M = 22

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BTN/SB with 4 8
Hero raises to t40, BB calls t20

Flop: (t80) 6 2 5 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t60, BB raises to t620 all in, Hero calls t560

Turn: (t1320) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t1320) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t1320
Hero shows 4 8 (a pair of Fives - Queen+Eight kicker)
BB shows 7 3 (a pair of Fives)
Hero wins t1320

8 high good! 1 time!

i've played him several times before in non-NBI games. he's really bad.

Yeah, linksys is good. WRT54GL perhaps?

ouch. dude can't still be playing well.

yeah he doesnt get it yet
he also has no idea what variance is, like he thinks winning flips is all there is to variance and there's no way you can run good/bad in any other way
he ran like supergod against me (i was down 10bi's+ or smth) but i crawled back for most part! <o/ -hax \o>

Have u seen his results? His profit is pretty staggering TBF.. i mean $120,000+? I suppose it answers the question though, why hasn't he moved up beyond the $50 stakes in over 18,000 games. Fair play to him, if he's found a loophole on the site and he's making a decent living, nobody else seems to have the idea/sanity lol

yeah his results are from those NBIs. i assume it's because people get fed up and quit or just shove any two. what amazes me is his volume with NBIs. in 09 he averaged 1,000 games a month with a $7 per game profit with an average buyin of $27. $7 a game is nuts for such a low buy in. and on top of that he's really bad; but then again, considering he's playing fish 99% of the time, you only have to be better, not good.

wow... he makes my graph look high variance by comparison

he's playing a game right now so i decided to observe to see how he plays NBIs - you know, since he's the master of them and all.

first hand i observed:

PokerStars Game #38335969441: Tournament #233394091, $21.25+$1.00 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (5/10) - 2010/01/18 0:22:52 ET
Table '233394091 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: callurdawae (2245 in chips)
Seat 2: KydenB (1755 in chips)
callurdawae: posts small blind 5
KydenB: posts big blind 10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
callurdawae: raises 40 to 50
KydenB: raises 110 to 160
callurdawae: calls 110
*** FLOP *** [7c Qh 2c]
KydenB: checks
callurdawae: bets 220
KydenB: raises 220 to 440
callurdawae: raises 220 to 660
KydenB: calls 220
*** TURN *** [7c Qh 2c] [8s]
KydenB: checks
callurdawae: bets 1425 and is all-in
KydenB: calls 935 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (490) returned to callurdawae
*** RIVER *** [7c Qh 2c 8s] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
KydenB: shows [Qd Ac] (a pair of Queens)
callurdawae: shows [Jh 5h] (high card Queen)
KydenB collected 3510 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3510 | Rake 0
Board [7c Qh 2c 8s 4c]
Seat 1: callurdawae (button) (small blind) showed [Jh 5h] and lost with high card Queen
Seat 2: KydenB (big blind) showed [Qd Ac] and won (3510) with a pair of Queens

he got tilted by them himself?

^^^
ummm.... what? even when i'm on monkey tilt, i don't ever play hands like this

followed shortly after by this (tho maybe he's tilting):


PokerStars Game #38336070595: Tournament #233394091, $21.25+$1.00 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (5/10) - 2010/01/18 0:27:07 ET
Table '233394091 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: callurdawae (1310 in chips)
Seat 2: KydenB (2690 in chips)
KydenB: posts small blind 5
callurdawae: posts big blind 10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
KydenB: calls 5
callurdawae: raises 1300 to 1310 and is all-in
KydenB: calls 1300
*** FLOP *** [5h Js 8d]
*** TURN *** [5h Js 8d] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [5h Js 8d 3c] [7h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
callurdawae: shows [9c 7d] (a pair of Sevens)
KydenB: shows [Jh Ad] (a pair of Jacks)
KydenB collected 2620 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2620 | Rake 0
Board [5h Js 8d 3c 7h]
Seat 1: callurdawae (big blind) showed [9c 7d] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 2: KydenB (button) (small blind) showed [Jh Ad] and won (2620) with a pair of Jacks

[x] tilt

but omg... i didn't even realize they had games where you start with 2000 chips and blinds are 5/10. that's just crazy. these are the types of games where it would be easy to make a bot that just picks off fish by playing tight/solid.

Yeah WOW. I find it all very ridiculous. I think he just multi tables to get the volume in, he's played 900 this month already and we're only just half way through the month lol.. when i've watched him as well, he was open shoving like 100 BBs deep from the BTN with prem hands and just getting calls off trash lol.. crazy