The thing with those NBI is that you are pretty much only getting sat by huge fish or people who accidentally reg'd and usually play turbos. When you play huge fish with 200BBs you can win a very high percentage.

It's tough to get a game though so you have to put in the hours to make money. But it really takes almost no skill. One thing though is that it is pointless to play regs in those unless you want to play 2+hour games.

I should play NBI, since I obviously can't win at real poker anymore.

anyone played cantdenyme on ftp¡?

funny guy

Can I please have a word with CHocago Rye or Mersennary before I get banned? Send me an AIM or private message plz

You're allowed to PM them while banned AFAIK.

in a 200 - guys average stake is $22...

XXXXX: u just suck out time after time
Lapdance Jockey: 2 tables?
Lapdance Jockey: if im so bad
Lapdance Jockey: lets play 2 tables
Lapdance Jockey: are u delusional?
XXXX: nah i play only good players u r a joke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S1YS...eature=related

Legend.

FFS POKER IS MOTHER****ING GHEY WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

i play all sunday to go on +6bi day happy as hell plannign trip to the beach, then i say: ill play some before i go to bed, now its 5am and i have to be awake at 6am just staring at the cashier and saying how the **** i went on a -6bi downstreak ffs why WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYY

**** u poker i need to cool off on the beach
**** U **** U ****KKK U UUCJCJC

Wow. Just completed a marathon 4 hour NBI HU SnG. Don't you just love the ones that play like 8 tables and ultranit it up so you have to blind them out slowly. It's like trying to choke somebody to death that just won't be choked. It feels great though when they finally start desperation shoving near the end and you finally pick up a hand.

Can I get a witness? Any thoughts on these supernits that are playing the NBI's? I just minraise/steal their blinds with reckless abandon and don't pay them anything when they go to put money in the pot. Is there a better way? I thought about limping a lot to get them involved in more pots postflop to hopefull get them to call down with TP like they sometimes will. Other than that I'm at a loss. It's one blind at a time.

The way to beat supernits is to grind them down slowly like a boxer who has just jabs to fight with. You can't try to build bigger pots and get the best of it, in those, because that's not how they work.

That said, obv. you can bluff big in middle sized spots, where his range consists of pretty much just top pair.

Those NBI must be pure pain. I already feel the nonturbos are quite slow.

lols


Kukulcan is that you??

Seems blinding them away is the only way to go. I'm almost afriad to double barrel these guys because when they call the flop it's always TP+ and it takes so long to steal enough blinds to account for a failed double barrel. I'm almost convinced the best way to go is just rely solely on blind stealing and forget about the rest unless I have the nuts. For somebody with enough patience though these NBI's seem like they are easier to take down and skill wins out in the end.

Yea, def a loophole, the fish that acc. reg start open shoving, which is what makes it so profitable obv, it's not quite as good as it sounds though.

There are tons of other players like him, and the lobby situation is hysterical as you have like 10-20+ players all trying to get in the same 1 game, which when you finally get one can take anywhere from 5 minutes to 5 hours, so gg having any kind of social life whatsoever. I'll give him props for grinding that much, but I don't envy that guy, he has to play like 10+ hours a day, every day, to make that money. I played those initially a few years ago to build a roll, and while it was absurdly easy, it was absolutely brutal. I'd rather have someone stab me in the nuts than play those again. And if I had to guess, the reason he doesn't play 50s anymore is because they don't run that often, so he's forced to play 20s/30s.

Oh and Sharkscope should really add a new category on the leaderboard, separate for the no blind guys. It's impossible for any of the actual HUSNG players to ever get on the average profit leaderboard which is weaksauce.

Is Cake down for anyone else??

****ING RUSSIANS

RUSSIANS HAVE RABIES ON THEIR BRAIN

ummmmmmmmm wat??

Redmn11. Show yourself.

I'd hate to see this kid tilt on the pokers.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oepNCiHA1hM

no blind regs=

lol yeah seriously id rip out my own eyeballs before doing that fulltime.

I've played this dude. He's super annoying.

Super spewy, too.

Just got slowrolled...is it bad that I'm tilted so much my arm is gone numb?

no its standard.