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Originally Posted by czechvengeance
FTP monkey avatar obv not working
Avatar confirmed changed, had a tough time picking one, looked for the most tilting one, went with the gnome, not so tilting at first but his emotions tilt the **** outta me. Gotta look for dem Hidden edges.
TLDR
So I'm back in Patong, What can only be described as a town of debauchery. Didn't bring my camera but I should catch some good degen pics in the next few days.
Last night I went out for a casual beer, decided on A pint of Guinness in an Irish bar which was surprisingly "irish" compared to most foreign Irish bars Ive been in. Pint of Guinness costing ~£8 :O, back to the Changs after one
Was gona call it a night after a few beers and a enjoyable Community shield match, when I'm approached by a tiny man with offers of the infamous "ping pong" show. Claims its free of charge, but I have to buy a beer. I had always planned to go and witness this, so why not now? confident there must be something this Gnome isn't telling me. I decide to go.
I get in lead into the showroom and order a Chang(usually ~£1/beer), to be handed a bill of £20, "damm that tiny wee ****". I let it fly as I probably would have spent money on a ticket(and dont have a choice).
The show itself seemed a little warn out, the main girl seemed to be getting on, and the others kinda looked like I guess you would if your 9-5 was sitting on ping pong balls. I get handed a balloon by one of the girls, unawares that this now gives me my own part in the show. Myself and 3 other guys are called up to the stage, the girl smiles and asks us to put the balloon in our mouths...ok, next thing dat old girl comes out with darts, and I remain stunned as she proceeds to fire the darts from darks end bursting the balloons.
We then get asked to go backstage, as expected, its a tiny make up room with a few naked Asian ladies, they ask me to get naked for "You next part in show", I'm just not drunk enough for this yet, I refuse, 3 of us are asked to go back to the audience
. Turns out the one remaining guys part was to sit while the girls try to get him hard on stage for humour, good fold IMO.
Cant remember much after that, I recall finding a local whiskey priced at £1 a glass, GG.
Starting to ponder the prostitutes, Its something I'm not keen on, usually because any whores Ive came across have been beat up, ageing ones. These ones are hot as ****, and dressed for every possible Asian fantasy, with the beers involved, and the fact that they just walk up and feel your **** could make it a tough spot. That being said the normal girls are disgustingly easy, so hoping I can stick to them for awhile.
Poker still going as always, losing.