Paisting's logic: "I'll stop you from bluffing and taking money from me by calling everything and taking even more money from me."

Paisting's logic has some holes in it for sure.

you cant argue with his results though

Name a poker player with more consistent results than Paisting. I’ll wait.

“No great mind has ever existed without a touch of madness.”
― Aristotle

Top 5 biggest hands of the challenge. Top one was played vs me In terms of number of BB for sure the biggest pot I ever played.

Pacific Poker - $0.02 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

UTG: 132 BB
MP: 711.5 BB
CO: 708 BB
BTN: 595.5 BB
Hero (SB): 1172.5 BB
BB: 1842 BB

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has J J

fold, fold, fold, BTN raises to 4 BB, Hero raises to 14 BB, BB calls 13 BB, BTN raises to 595.5 BB and is all-in, Hero raises to 1172.5 BB and is all-in, fold

Flop: (1205 BB, 2 players) T J T

Turn: (1205 BB, 2 players) 4

River: (1205 BB, 2 players) K

BTN shows 3 5 (One Pair, Tens)
(Pre 17%, Flop 0.1%, Turn 0%)
Hero shows J J (Full House, Jacks full of Tens)
(Pre 83%, Flop 100.0%, Turn 100%)
Hero wins 1130 BB

Pacific Poker - $0.02 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BB: 375 BB
UTG: 443.5 BB
MP: 550 BB
CO: 577 BB
Hero (BTN): 950 BB
SB: 1224 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A 5

fold, fold, CO raises to 4 BB, fold, SB raises to 16 BB, fold, CO calls 12 BB

Flop: (33 BB, 2 players) J T 4
SB bets 21.5 BB, CO calls 21.5 BB

Turn: (76 BB, 2 players) 2
SB bets 1186.5 BB and is all-in, CO calls 539.5 BB and is all-in

River: (1155 BB, 2 players) 5

CO shows T 9 (One Pair, Tens)
(Pre 17%, Flop 20%, Turn 12%)
SB shows Q Q (One Pair, Queens)
(Pre 83%, Flop 80%, Turn 88%)
SB wins 1083 BB

Pacific Poker - $0.02 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

(notice 18 BI stack)

BTN: 356.5 BB
SB: 391 BB
BB: 674 BB
UTG: 429.5 BB
Hero (MP): 924 BB
CO: 1818 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 2 6

UTG raises to 4 BB, fold, CO calls 4 BB, fold, SB calls 3.5 BB, fold

Flop: (13 BB, 3 players) 6 8 J
SB checks, UTG bets 9.5 BB, CO calls 9.5 BB, SB calls 9.5 BB

Turn: (41.5 BB, 3 players) 4
SB checks, UTG bets 31 BB, CO raises to 1804.5 BB and is all-in, fold, UTG calls 385 BB and is all-in

River: (873.5 BB, 2 players) Q

UTG shows 8 8 (Three of a Kind, Eights)
(Pre 82%, Flop 74%, Turn 21%)
CO shows 5 7 (Straight, Eight High)
(Pre 18%, Flop 26%, Turn 79%)
CO wins 819 BB


Pacific Poker - $0.02 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

MP: 188.5 BB
Hero (CO): 100 BB
BTN: 387.5 BB
SB: 100 BB
BB: 564.5 BB
UTG: 77.5 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 7 9

fold, fold, Hero raises to 2 BB, BTN raises to 387.5 BB and is all-in, fold, BB raises to 564.5 BB and is all-in, fold

Flop: (777.5 BB, 2 players) 8 3 T

Turn: (777.5 BB, 2 players) 2

River: (777.5 BB, 2 players) A

BTN shows K J (High Card, Ace)
(Pre 25%, Flop 15%, Turn 7%)
BB shows A K (One Pair, Aces)
(Pre 75%, Flop 85%, Turn 93%)
BB wins 729 BB

Pacific Poker - $0.02 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BB: 595.5 BB
UTG: 387 BB
MP: 341.5 BB
CO: 100 BB
BTN: 100 BB
Hero (SB): 275 BB

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A 4

UTG raises to 387 BB and is all-in, fold, fold, fold, fold, BB calls 386 BB

Flop: (774.5 BB, 2 players) K 8 K

Turn: (774.5 BB, 2 players) Q

River: (774.5 BB, 2 players) T

BB shows 6 6 (Two Pair, Kings and Sixes)
(Pre 88%, Flop 93%, Turn 93%)
UTG shows 3 4 (One Pair, Kings)
(Pre 12%, Flop 7%, Turn 7%)
BB wins 726.5 BB

paisting can't fold, and hates to fold.
abit more rapideshish would help him alot.
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bu who cares, do you review your sessions paisting? how can't you adapt to
those minraising donkey's with 15 years experience.

you are sick but you never understand this.

In a perfect world, BB would be trapping with Aces in Hand No. 1 lol

The second hand has to be 10 out of 10 against a guy like paisting haha.

So, you’re professional poker player who just recently moved from NL2 to NL5 in 15 years. What the actual f***.

P.S. Paisting, get some help. Seriously. How can you lose that amount of money by playing micros? Don’t talk about that EV sh*t, you’re really bad at poker. Shoving any 2 cards is not good idea, then you rage when you loose a flip and start blaming other players. Just quit poker, it’s not for you.

Paisting - Gratulation!!!!! Sometimes when I see handhistories I think you cannot be this stupid - but there are new handhistories which show you are the stupiest everrrrrrrrrrr...

Muaaaaaaaaaaa.....

I love you so much bread!!!

6petbot=achmedpower having pain in ass and posting these hands because today I brutally stacked him when he tried to sit every same table where I was. I was just sitting out from every table after really good session. Only table he has opportunity to raise my utg he did it easy shove and he snap called, flop looked bad but then justice arrived, 888 is giving little back to me. Normally these won't make any feelings but against total train wreck minraiser and vs utg 3bettor this was huge justice.

888Poker, Hold'em No Limit - $0.01/$0.02 - 6 players

Paisting (UTG): $3.04 (152 bb)
achmedpower (MP): $2.00 (100 bb)
OlegCherepov (CO): $2.83 (142 bb)
kvieplis (BU): $2.00 (100 bb)
OPKingFish (SB): $2.34 (117 bb)
Voldemar121 (BB): $6.22 (311 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.03) Hero (Paisting) is UTG with J♠ J♣
Paisting (UTG) raises to $0.08, achmedpower (MP) 3-bets to $0.22, 4 players fold, Paisting (UTG) 4-bets to $3.04 (all-in), achmedpower (MP) calls $1.78 (all-in)

Flop: ($4.03) A♥ 3♦ 9♣ (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($4.03) J♥ (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($4.03) 4♠ (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $4.03 (Rake: $0.25)

Showdown:
Paisting (UTG) shows J♠ J♣ (three of a kind, Jacks)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 57%, Flop: 9%, Turn: 100%, River: 100%)

achmedpower (MP) shows A♠ Q♥ (a pair of Aces)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 43%, Flop: 91%, Turn: 0%, River: 0%)

Paisting (UTG) wins $3.78

Dude, in one of those hands you put in 387bb as a 12%/88% dog and now you´re basically "bragging" about winning a 57%/43% for 100bb like you "showed him" and like what he did in that hand isn´t massively +EV vs you? lol

Toasting you are so trash human, no wonder youre this bad at a game that requires some brain.

HAHAHA yes brutal.. you made one buy-in back of the 85 you spewed.

haha - best player name ever:

TY_PAISTING

So he gets in almost 600bb with 53 off suit,

calls off over 500bb with middle pair poor kicker

gets in almost 400bb with KJ off suit

and open shoves 34 off suit for almost 400bb UTG?


Those are all him, right? I wonder if he shoves these hands at absolutely any stack depth. If he was 1 million bb's deep, would he shove these hands? lol

Not sure if I feel sorry for Paisting because he's clearly mentally ******ed or if it's just funny because of how much of a **** he is at the tables.

man im almost so far to drop down to 2nl just to play paisting, i mean im almost there anyway

Paisting should move to full ring so more people can have the pleasure of playing vs him

Yes that was genious! i couldnt stop laughing when i saw that. The guy with that screenname sat down and won +30 buyins, for the most part in an epic 2 1/2 hour 1 tabling session where OP open jammed roughly 200 times. Well deserved with that name.

Its so hard to be compassionate when someone behaves like such a dick..
But it is actually very depressing how much such an AQ / JJ hand means to him. Poker is sort of a war for this guy, very personal, very emotion driven.

Now i think of it: the EV in that hand for me is much much greater than a coin flip! Winning that hand means that an open jam fest is about to start. It makes sense to get it in even as a significant underdog pre just for future EV.

I started full ring short stack strategy. That was the thing they hoaxed me into this game.

What would your parents think of this thread?

Man, those were the days when you actually had a strategy.

Seriously though, do you mind sharing your poker history?

When did you start? What made you start? Have you ever played different games/MTTs etc? Did you ever win? etc etc

Prolly wondering what happened to people like you. Perhaps you are giving back all them wedgies from your past who knows.

Unlikely