That was a joke.

Maybe you are then first in this topic that shows proof about it with graph.

What comes to playing site I have said many times there are not so many options for mac and sites that allow hud. Stars is not option because pool is even more harder. But when I'm break even at 888 I will change to ACR.

Here's a winner at Stars $2nl. Stars. So much more difficult than 888!!!

**** off Paisting, i linked you a pgc and i saw on your profile you were browsing the dudes topic after that. and there are many winning graphs in your database from the other players too, you ******.

Paisting, do u want to see 100k hands nl2 888poker graph of ukrainian whale ?

Haha break even. u joking?
Anyway, betfair work whit mac, allow huds and can play lot of tables. 20-35% rakeback.
And Im waiting you there to min raise your blinds.
Dont go acr its full of bots.

That’s because most players have 10 all ins pre in a session. Paisting can do that in 5 hands.

None of Ipoker skins are for mac.

its a trap, no such thing as an Ukrainian whale

Dont tell it to Paisting

Just google it and you will be suprised, this has changed after 2010.

That redline on 2nl. That must be Linus.

no way, that guy is from ukraine? geez he must be doing it to keep the countries average winrate as low as possible before anyone notices the shadiness

I know very well which sites offer mac client and which not. Ipoker has zero skins that support mac. Zero!

120,000 hands at NL2 and you think Paisting is a loser?

FFS man, what´s wrong with those people?

I´d rather piss away $1,000 per month than grind NL2 for what? 1 Dollar per hour?

As for Paisting, how much rake do you pay per month? I´ve been part of one of your monkey tilt session and the rake you paid during that session was just insane (like, 100bb/100 rake insane). I would assume you pay at least $500 per month? How much do you get back? Why do you let 888 do this to you?

**** your Mac if it costs you at the very least $100 per month.

The thought that you left Party BECAUSE they banned HUDs and forces people to join tables with no information as to who they will be up against only to join a site that allows people to hunt you down mercilessly AND crush you on the table because HUDs reveal every major leak in your "game plan" (even if you´re off tilt) is just hilarious. Banning HUDs is a measure meant to protect whales like you and I would bet a lot of money that you would do way better at Party compared to 888, not least because you would get plenty of rakeback (close enough to 100% if you play a lot).

Now if you hate Party (I don´t like it either) and think Pokerstars is too tough, how about Natural8? Games are fairly nitty and you would still be the worst player on the site, but at least you would get some rake back and you might actually make some money from races as well. Now this would´t offset your losses on the tables, but it should somewhat limit the damage you do by doing what you do lol. And that´s the best you can hope for, limiting the damage. You will never become a winner at this game and even a winner at NL2 (see above) is still a loser at life.

Use apple bootcamp

On thing is sure, without hud results were more brutal than now. You must spot who is playing Q2suited 3 streets and who are the calling machines. Big part of nl2 player pool is people whose moves makes no sense they play hands the way you can't even imagine so big part of them it's impossible to put on any range. Others limp good and raises bullshit others call any flop with any 2 cards. Hud is must on those stakes. And ofc to keep results and check who was ahead.

Today just brutal suckouting almost every hand

888Poker, Hold'em No Limit - $0.01/$0.02 - 6 players

mihail108 (UTG): $4.36 (218 bb)
Cheeta01 (MP): $2.08 (104 bb)
Ragnar52 (CO): $2.00 (100 bb)
sakegoqq (BU): $2.00 (100 bb)
Kattazo (SB): $2.00 (100 bb)
Paisting (BB): $5.44 (272 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.03) Hero (Paisting) is BB with 3♥ 3♦
2 players fold, Ragnar52 (CO) raises to $0.05, sakegoqq (BU) 3-bets to $0.20, 1 fold, Paisting (BB) calls $0.18, Ragnar52 (CO) calls $0.15

Flop: ($0.61) 5♥ K♣ 3♣ (3 players)
Paisting (BB) checks, Ragnar52 (CO) checks, sakegoqq (BU) checks

Turn: ($0.61) A♠ (3 players)
Paisting (BB) checks, Ragnar52 (CO) checks, sakegoqq (BU) bets $0.26, Paisting (BB) raises to $1.04, Ragnar52 (CO) folds, sakegoqq (BU) raises to $1.80 (all-in), Paisting (BB) calls $0.76

River: ($4.21) J♣ (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $4.21 (Rake: $0.26)

Showdown:
sakegoqq (BU) shows Q♣ A♣ (a flush, Ace high)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 50%, Flop: 26%, Turn: 18%, River: 100%)

Paisting (BB) shows 3♥ 3♦ (three of a kind, Threes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 50%, Flop: 74%, Turn: 82%, River: 0%)

sakegoqq (BU) wins $3.95

888Poker, Hold'em No Limit - $0.01/$0.02 - 5 players

overcranky (UTG): $2.19 (110 bb)
dubrlex (CO): $2.59 (130 bb)
Paisting (BU): $2.20 (110 bb)
playmakerrrr (SB): $2.07 (104 bb)
Teava (BB): $1.24 (62 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.03) Hero (Paisting) is BTN with T♣ 9♥
2 players fold, Paisting (BU) raises to $0.08, playmakerrrr (SB) calls $0.07, Teava (BB) calls $0.06

Flop: ($0.24) J♥ Q♣ 8♦ (3 players)
playmakerrrr (SB) checks, Teava (BB) bets $0.12, Paisting (BU) raises to $0.48, playmakerrrr (SB) calls $0.48, Teava (BB) raises to $1.16 (all-in), Paisting (BU) raises to $2.12 (all-in), playmakerrrr (SB) folds

Turn: ($3.04) 7♠ (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($3.04) 8♣ (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $3.04 (Rake: $0.19)

Showdown:
Paisting (BU) shows T♣ 9♥ (a straight, Eight to Queen)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 41%, Flop: 82%, Turn: 91%, River: 0%)

Teava (BB) shows J♣ 8♠ (a full house, Eights full of Jacks)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 59%, Flop: 18%, Turn: 9%, River: 100%)

Teava (BB) wins $2.85

Rigged!!!!!! Have you contacted the local authorities? You're being cheated and there is nothing you can do about it!!!

You don't beat nl2 by putting people on ranges. Just play your hand, aka top pair-top kicker, bet-bet-shove.

Wanna know how much money I have lost with top pair top kicker bet bet shove? In fact I hate that comment because it's so outdated has been many years and it was one reason for me start playing when I read book (Sklansky, Harrington etc) at the time that keep repeating that 3 streets.

Today when you bet tptk 3 streets you get called minimum 2 pair. On board AT628 you lose to T8.

When people are talking this kind of thing it just points out that many of this topics active writes doesn't know what kind of limit nl2 is nowadays.

Toasting you're so ******ed, they cannot fold everything and call everything at the same time.

You really should move to other site where you can get some rakeback. change your name too and dont talk the new name to anyone. Those things could actually help you little bit because poker you cant play and you are not open to change anything.

How much did you pay rake last mont?

Check this, there is good info how to beat micros https://youtu.be/hnHUXLYdCAM

Lol dude we´ve seen you play.

It seems like you´re so fed up with bet bet shove and losing with top pair that you´ve come up with a new strategy, i.e. raise/shove if you hit top pair. You´ve posted plenty of hands where you raised pre and shoved for 10 times pot lmao.

Seriously though, if you really think that NL2 is unbeatable (and there´s no denying it IS in fact unbeatable for you), the solution is as simple as 4-bet shoving 53o for 500bb or calling a 600bb jam on the turn with 2nd pair (I´ve seen you do both of those things), you have to move up.

No wait, you have to stop your clown act and grow the **** up. If you can´t beat NL2, you will never beat a Poker game. Again, it´s the easiest and most beatable game you will ever find. If you can´t beat this game, you have to ****ing quit.

Now given that you will probably never quit, can you please, please for ****s sake at least consider this? **** that voldemar guy, **** achmedpower, **** me, **** **** 888, **** you name it. They don´t deserve any of your money. You´re better than that.

If Paisting played solely on Zynga poker, how many bb/100 would he lose by?

IeatUrBread, dingdongdonkey while it's touching (lol) how much you guys care and try to help a fellow degen, I think you overlook the fact that Paisting is way way way out there and has been doing that **** for a loooooong time. He thinks that everyone in the world is against him and he knows it all better, so there's no point.

Last few posts of OP have been spectacular. How is any of this real?!?

Here's a guy playing every day (and convincing himself he can win I assume - despite losing 3187 consecutive sessions) for 12 years or something, down like six figures (yes, ladies and gentlemen) at the microest of microthings, who made it his lifegoal to break even at this silly game. ..........OK?!?!?!?!?