Congratulations to SPC on the sponsorship.

Last night I rode my bike to the bar and back. Coming back is mostly downhill, only ~ 3 miles. Thought I went pretty good. Google fit told me I averaged 9 mph.

If I do my math right, she's averaging a little more than 13 mph.

Uphill.

SPC is, in fact, a beast. In the best possible sense of the word.

Hey Golddog - SPC always apprecaites the kind words. She is tearing it up. Currently she's at mile 122 with an avg speed of 14.09 mph the goal is 15mph. She has only 1 more small climb in todays leg and the rest is downhill so she has a decent chance of getting there. Todays leg is about 230 miles. I will have a large pizza waiting for her. She will eat, shower, nap and then close the deal hopefully

she took off her clothes to give you a blowjob? Seems extravagant

when girls want you, and guys want to be you, that’s the type of **** that happens

One time I got a light handjob in the car and this girl got ass naked and threw her panties out the window. That was a fun dinner afterwards

talk to me when you get a handy at the dinner table with her parents sitting across from you. amateurs.

That was you in the porno I just watched?!

Well he's in Utah, the money might be like 03% diluted there.

If u had a nice car she would have given u head.


jus sayin

Yes she was naked. It started off with her asking if I had any blow. I said yes and asked if she wanted to do it off me (pro move). She was like "woah, okay!" and pointed at my dick. I said wow I dunno if I feel comfortable doing that, that's a little weird. Then she said "don't be weird, here I'll go first, do it off my pussy." As you can imagine after that point we were both naked...

I'm honestly not proud of that one. Yeah she was hot but this kind of thing was pretty out of character for me. She wanted to be a ho and I let her be a ho. I didn't ask for her number and don't even remember her name. Can't make a wife out of a ho. She's also the type of skank who's only attracted to bad guys who treat her badly, and that's really not who I am. I played the part temporarily but I don't want to be doing that. Definitely an interesting experience though.

Da feeeeckkkkk?

Lmaooooo

Handy at dinner with parents present > Handy in car on way to dinner + stripping but no parents >>> exchanging coke for a blowjob.

lol don't act like yall wouldn't have done the same in my spot

garick charge me 5$/mo for this thread ill ****ing pay it

I will say from experience that getting coke on your helmet is not a good idea

as one does

Ah, bathroom blowgate coincided with your WWF game falling off.

Sup y'all.

Trying to see whether you’ll test positive for HPV or COVID first, or both at the same time?

WSOP is gonna be a **** show.



I can totally see someone hiring a hooker with covid going to the bathroom and asking one of the final table players if she can do coke off his wee wee.

And move up a spot.

Already had COVID.

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Sup. Probably good for your business long term.

We do cater to the extremely wealthy at my new firm.

New?

Not that new. About 13 months. Haven't posted here much since the switch tho.

We have lots of interesting clients - a lot more fun than my old job in that regard.