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08-12-2021 , 02:44 AM
I’ve strayed into GILF territory a few times already
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08-12-2021 , 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by feel wrath
I’ve strayed into GILF territory a few times already

On the 6th pull of the day sometimes fresh themes are required.. we understand
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08-12-2021 , 12:21 PM
I really want to support you here FW, but you are definitely making it difficult. I wish you all the best in your masturbatory fantasies.
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08-12-2021 , 12:32 PM
(I am just wondering what gender “g” feely is talking about)
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08-12-2021 , 12:38 PM
I support Feelers 100% and am disappointed and appalled Squids dismissive tone
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08-12-2021 , 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by squid face
I really want to support you here FW, but you are definitely making it difficult. I wish you all the best in your masturbatory fantasies.

I wouldn’t be surprised to see grandmothers in their 30s and straight shocked if there weren’t some in their 40s.

GGILF is where things definitely are ****ed up
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08-12-2021 , 12:54 PM
they have gobbledy geek pron?!
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08-12-2021 , 12:56 PM
sounds a bit strange but I support you JOTS
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08-12-2021 , 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by squid face
they have gobbledy geek pron?!
Everyone wears a tuque.

GcluelesstuquewearingnoobG
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08-12-2021 , 02:21 PM
Our little bar poker league has restarted. Winning one of the nightly games gives you a gift card for a small bar tab. It's a bunch of people, most of whom understand the point is to go out, have a couple drinks, and have fun, not play serious poker.

But ran into a couple guys last night that triggered me.

One is the master. Keeps telling people they can fold, trying to call their hands, etc, etc. Also loud and obnoxious after a few drinks. Kind of on the edge of taunting, but not over the line. One of the better players, but doesn't seem to understand this is fun night, not serious.

Second is grumpy OM. Never seems to be having fun. He called an all-in preflop last night vs a shorter stack, then actually motioned to other player to turn over his cards first. WTF, are you going to fold if he shows Aces, or something. Just turn 'em over.

OK, that's enough. /rant
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08-12-2021 , 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by golddog
Our little bar poker league has restarted. Winning one of the nightly games gives you a gift card for a small bar tab. It's a bunch of people, most of whom understand the point is to go out, have a couple drinks, and have fun, not play serious poker.

But ran into a couple guys last night that triggered me.

One is the master. Keeps telling people they can fold, trying to call their hands, etc, etc. Also loud and obnoxious after a few drinks. Kind of on the edge of taunting, but not over the line. One of the better players, but doesn't seem to understand this is fun night, not serious.

Second is grumpy OM. Never seems to be having fun. He called an all-in preflop last night vs a shorter stack, then actually motioned to other player to turn over his cards first. WTF, are you going to fold if he shows Aces, or something. Just turn 'em over.

OK, that's enough. /rant
this seems like something GG could provide guidance on
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08-12-2021 , 03:34 PM
Flip the tables over.

Gthenseteveryoneonfire;toomuch?G
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08-12-2021 , 04:11 PM
Squid - I don’t know how this question has never been asked.

When utilizing a family restroom, is the correct protocol to 1) use the memory bank 2) phone with headphones 3) phone without headphones.

Please be advising


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08-12-2021 , 04:26 PM
For me personally it is an angry, aggressive type of release. So no memory bank, no pron. It is simply a "lizard brain" primeval deal that will set u straight.
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08-12-2021 , 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by johnny_on_the_spot
I wouldn’t be surprised to see grandmothers in their 30s and straight shocked if there weren’t some in their 40s.

GGILF is where things definitely are ****ed up
I remarked on the milfish qualities of one of the regs and was corrected that she is actually a gilf. Some time later she showed the pictures to prove it. She looked late 40s.

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Our little bar poker league has restarted. Winning one of the nightly games gives you a gift card for a small bar tab. It's a bunch of people, most of whom understand the point is to go out, have a couple drinks, and have fun, not play serious poker.

But ran into a couple guys last night that triggered me.

One is the master. Keeps telling people they can fold, trying to call their hands, etc, etc. Also loud and obnoxious after a few drinks. Kind of on the edge of taunting, but not over the line. One of the better players, but doesn't seem to understand this is fun night, not serious.

Second is grumpy OM. Never seems to be having fun. He called an all-in preflop last night vs a shorter stack, then actually motioned to other player to turn over his cards first. WTF, are you going to fold if he shows Aces, or something. Just turn 'em over.

OK, that's enough. /rant
Bar leagues are where you recruit for home games. Make sure they are untouchable.
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08-12-2021 , 05:21 PM
Ty for the clarification


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08-12-2021 , 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by bip!
On the 6th pull of the day sometimes fresh themes are required.. we understand
after a massive night on the chems, I've occasionally found myself in some of the darkest, shadowy recesses of the internet.

I mean...was it really a huge night out if you haven't woken up the next day utterly disgusted with yourself and had to triple delete your search history?
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08-12-2021 , 09:48 PM
Man getting repeatedly cold-decked at $50/100 is getting old. Hopefully this turns around soon.

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08-12-2021 , 09:58 PM
Ferrari disappearing over the horizon?
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08-12-2021 , 10:01 PM
Had a 50k month last month. Best month 4 me as a solo gambooler.
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08-12-2021 , 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by feel wrath
after a massive night on the chems, I've occasionally found myself in some of the darkest, shadowy recesses of the internet.

I mean...was it really a huge night out if you haven't woken up the next day utterly disgusted with yourself and had to triple delete your search history?
I spent a decent amount of time last night watching pedestrians get splattered by cars and that was off of three white claws so...
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08-12-2021 , 10:46 PM
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I spent a decent amount of time last night watching pedestrians get splattered by cars and that was off of three white claws so...

each to their own and this is a no judgement zone, but there’s no way I could wank to that
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08-12-2021 , 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by squid face
Had a 50k month last month. Best month 4 me as a solo gambooler.

Boom! Is it sustainable?
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08-12-2021 , 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by feel wrath
Ferrari disappearing over the horizon?
Just delayed a little bit.

I've had 3 $100K months in the past 12 months. I'm under no financial pressure and I have people around me who love and support me. Things could be better, but I'm pretty blessed as is.

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08-12-2021 , 11:15 PM
FW - Ev 4 this project is straight foreword in calculating. I won close to ev. I really enjoy figgerin stuff out. And I figgered the sheeyit outta this one. It has been a really fun time
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