cheers mate will do

ok guys i need you all to do me a favour

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_OKTs_i32I

in this video is a band from near where i live

not a band, a group of mc's

they are deadly serious, and in this video they are serious too

the girl in this video is clearly awful but there all like yeah wow shes mint

they also have a record deal and have quite a few songs

pls watch cos its hilarious

ok they are from the land of the ugly girls but even at those standards she is pretty ****ing far from mint. i'd do her anyway however, but that says nothing

edit: after watching the whole video i revoke the second statement.

Which one are you again Goat?

WTFFF, is this real?????

hah wow, don't mean to be a douche here but i cracked a laugh when i saw that

Meh, I'm ambivalent about this. I'm the same, and on the one hand I feel guilty about not playing more, but on the other if I'm playing long sessions i'm usually playing worse, and putting in lots of hours day after day usually leads to stagnation and tilt.

I feel like I play better only playing when I *really* want to play, and so enjoy life more as well. *Maybe* forcing yourself to grind means you make more money overall, but for me since it leads to playing worse i'm not sure that's true.

Wow this is terrible, I'm half way through it and not sure I can get to the end.

What do Brits think of The Streets? This is obv 4 years old but just saw it for the first time recently and thought it was hilarious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwDRBm-qbQI

I liked The Streets when he released Has It Come To This? but after having to listen to abominations like Dry Your Eyes and Fit But You Know It, I wish he'd stop releasing music.

Track you linked is OK, not really a song though.

now I'm officially 50k down

poker suckssssss

seriously... who is winning big at this ffff****** game??

lol

you should see some of there other songs, even worse than that, and they are serious too!!

"im the best MC from Bolton town center"

that line made me crack up.

I went to uni in Manchester and worked in the Arndale for about a year, pretty sure I saw them in the downstairs Greggs a few times!

Yeah schadenfreude is an underrated feeling :P

hah it really is!

I decided to play the ECOOP today. It's a $100 rebuy.

I was the only person at my table to rebuy. I stacked 3 people in the first hour. None of them rebought. 200 people were out in the first hour. 398 of the 729 left after 1 hour took the addon. $105,600 in overlay on a $300,000 guarantee.

How do people remember to breathe?

That's crazy value

This is me all over, but replace the 12 hour pivot point with 2 hours. WTF at < 12 hours being a 'normal' session. I've never broken 400K hands in a year, but I do have a normal job too.

Where can I get the best rakeback deal from an affiliate for ipoker?

I came 5th for $15,000.

I had 38% of the chips in play with 5 people left. Then in the span of 20 hands...

99 < AQ
55 < J7
66 < AJ
A6 < KJ
A8 < AQ

Still sick life though.

"I came 5th for $15,000"

Congrats !!

OMFG. Nice work, kinda hate you.

HU table situation is ridiculous.

StarofDK65 is now table blocking me, because I dared to sit down at 1 of his 10-20 HU tables, he says no game, and then says unless I leave he will table-block me. He then buys in at my tables with minimum buyin and sits out at ALL of my tables.


Bumhunting regs like Zyak and StarofDK65 abuse the system with sit in/out scripts that allow them to neither giveup their tables NOR play.

Surely people like Zyak and StarofDk65 should be issued with warnings by Ipoker since they are using presumably illegal software modifications to allow them to gain an unfair advantage against their opponents, namely being able to NEVER have to giveup HU tables, despite NEVER having to give action, thus circumventing the booting for inactivity system.

This is only made worse by the fact other idiots insist on table-blocking you, if you try and play them, eg this type of situation, I join 3/6 HU table, he instantly sits out and says:

lexingtonsteal: no thx
lexingtonsteal: blockwar?
AuroythmiX: i need 36 table
AuroythmiX: please play, or please leave
AuroythmiX: I dont want to be rude, Im trying to be polite
AuroythmiX: just need 3-6 table
lexingtonsteal: last time
lexingtonsteal: next time I will start block ur tbls
lexingtonsteal: ok?

Pretty ridiculous bull****, but totally standard amongst a lot of these regs.

Ipoker reps if you read this thread... DO SOMETHING

Attention Ipoker reps, what are you doing about this sort of behaviour?

AuroythmiX: ?
AuroythmiX: please buyin full
StarOfDk65: leave my other 2k table
AuroythmiX: ???
StarOfDk65: siliguri
StarOfDk65: leave taht table
StarOfDk65: and i leave yrs
AuroythmiX: huh?
StarOfDk65: WHAT+
StarOfDk65: U STUPID OR WHAT?
AuroythmiX: im trying to get action
AuroythmiX: why are you table blocking me, i only sat at 1 of your tables, trying to get a game
StarOfDk65: I DONT CARE YOU NOT GOING TO GET IT FROM ME
AuroythmiX: now youre joining all my tables with Minimum buyin and sitting out?
StarOfDk65: YES BUT I TELL NO THANKS
AuroythmiX: so why are you joining my tables?
AuroythmiX: if you dont want to give me action?
StarOfDk65: LEAVE MY TABLE
StarOfDk65: THEN MAYBE I WILL PLAY YOU HERE¨
AuroythmiX: ...
AuroythmiX: thats a blatent lie
AuroythmiX: you just said you will definitely not be giving me action



StarOfDk65: no game
StarOfDk65: plz leave
StarOfDk65: idiiot
StarOfDk65: leave
StarOfDk65: or i will block all yr tables
StarOfDk65: LEAVE
StarOfDk65: LEAVE HER
AuroythmiX: wtf are u doing
StarOfDk65: AND I LEAVE YRS

I'm not gay but I could probably mouth rape those guys and enjoy it.