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From Urban Dictionary:

1.
Jorts
Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don't talk to girls. The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.

Ex: The kid next to me was definitely a total dick; he was wearing jorts.

IF Daisy Duke can have them named for ladies, just pay Ashton Kutcher to wear them, preferably with sandals and dark socks.

03-10-2014 , 12:13 PM

#452

gobbledygeek

Poet Laureate of LLSNL

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 36,584

Quote:

Originally Posted by bwslim69

Lol. I got passed down some jorts from my stepson who outgrew his. I find them incredibly comfortable and durable, so started wearing them around the house, but then it crept into real life wear, which my wife hated. I actually brought them to Vegas a week ago, but my wife wouldn't let me wear them outside, lol.

Git'sallaboutcomfortnowG

03-11-2014 , 12:10 PM

#453

Tim Brice

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,961

I just booked my room at Harrah's for May 30th - June 6th.

My wife is coming as well.

03-11-2014 , 12:16 PM

#454

AcePlayerDeluxe

1st Gear Pinned

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,221

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tim Brice

I just booked my room at Harrah's for May 30th - June 6th.

My wife is coming as well.

Awesome. We have 3 confirmed spouses coming. Send the ladies shopping while we degen!

03-11-2014 , 03:39 PM

#455

Donat3llo

Faster Than Ski Patrol

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 23,114

My girl told me she was getting all the wives tipsy and taking them to the strip club....she's going to be a bad influence lol.

Bc F4O said so....

03-11-2014 , 03:51 PM

#456

dgiharris

All Hail His Modness

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 12,292

Quote:

Originally Posted by AcePlayerDeluxe

Awesome. We have 3 confirmed spouses coming....

this is going to make the hookers and blow surprise party I was planning on throwing awkward

but seriously, I plan on organizing this!!!!

http://www.vegasindoorskydiving.com/

Last edited by dgiharris; 03-11-2014 at 03:57 PM.

03-11-2014 , 04:03 PM

#457

gobbledygeek

Poet Laureate of LLSNL

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 36,584

First indoor skydiving poker donkament, ldo.

GuseaheavycardmarkerG

03-11-2014 , 04:05 PM

#458

iraisetoomuch

banned

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 37,764

Quote:

Originally Posted by gobbledygeek

First indoor skydiving poker donkament, ldo.

GuseaheavycardmarkerG

I raise.

03-11-2014 , 04:06 PM

#459

gobbledygeek

Poet Laureate of LLSNL

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 36,584

Hard to read opponents as their poker faces will all be the same.

GeyesbuggedoutandcheeksallbillowyG

03-11-2014 , 04:13 PM

#460

Garick

Oberbiergenießer

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 26,936

Quote:

Originally Posted by iraisetoomuch

I raise.

WP, wp.

03-12-2014 , 03:47 AM

#461

squid face

ChatThreadPrez

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 11,694

Quote:

Originally Posted by dgiharris

this is going to make the hookers and blow surprise party I was planning on throwing awkward

but seriously, I plan on organizing this!!!!

http://www.vegasindoorskydiving.com/

done it!!!! highly recommend...very good times.

I will take care of the hookers and blow....also very good times

03-12-2014 , 04:25 AM

#462

B&E

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 466

Ok APD, put me in red! I changed my plane ticket to Saturday the 31st and I'll be staying at Harrah's. Looking forward to this!!!

03-12-2014 , 06:16 AM

#463

feel wrath

The Situation

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 31,023

Quote:

Originally Posted by squid face

done it!!!! highly recommend...very good times.

I will take care of the hookers and blow....also very good times

I might talk to you about one part of this a bit closer to time

03-12-2014 , 08:57 AM

#464

AcePlayerDeluxe

1st Gear Pinned

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,221

Quote:

Originally Posted by B&E

Ok APD, put me in red! I changed my plane ticket to Saturday the 31st and I'll be staying at Harrah's. Looking forward to this!!!

Got you!

03-12-2014 , 09:45 AM

#465

Donat3llo

Faster Than Ski Patrol

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 23,114

Bc F4O said so....

Last edited by Donat3llo; 03-12-2014 at 10:09 AM.

03-15-2014 , 10:08 PM

#466

feel wrath

The Situation

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 31,023

Are we gonna call each other by our screen names?

03-15-2014 , 10:18 PM

#467

Snowball2

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 8,640

Anyone knows any females that are looking for roomies?

Soo tempted from following the discussion itt.. if i can find someone to split hotel with then it would be a step in the right direction

03-15-2014 , 10:20 PM

#468

Snowball2

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 8,640

Quote:

Originally Posted by feel wrath

Are we gonna call each other by our screen names?

Lol, that would be funny

03-15-2014 , 10:50 PM

#469

AcePlayerDeluxe

1st Gear Pinned

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,221

Quote:

Originally Posted by feel wrath

Are we gonna call each other by our screen names?

Yep, I'm calling you, "Wanker," the entire time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snowball2

Anyone knows any females that are looking for roomies?

Soo tempted from following the discussion itt.. if i can find someone to split hotel with then it would be a step in the right direction

I can add you to the list if you'd like. Have one looking for a roomie, but it's a male.

03-16-2014 , 04:55 AM

#470

11t

Bo Pelini's #1 Fan

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 31,542

Slim confirmed called me "eleventy" repeatedly

03-16-2014 , 01:35 PM

#471

bwslim69

I'm a Diva, Bruh

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 24,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by 11t

Slim confirmed called me "eleventy" repeatedly

Tru Story....calling people by their actual names is so 1990's bruh

03-16-2014 , 01:35 PM

#472

bwslim69

I'm a Diva, Bruh

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 24,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by gobbledygeek

FWIW none of this surprises me in the least...lol

03-17-2014 , 01:13 AM

#473

BigSkip

The Situation

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 20,065

I am in on the staying up the longest prop bet.

Still willing to book action on my staying legally drunk for multiple days.

03-17-2014 , 10:11 PM

#474

iraisetoomuch

banned

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 37,764

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snowball2

Anyone knows any females that are looking for roomies?

Soo tempted from following the discussion itt.. if i can find someone to split hotel with then it would be a step in the right direction

Not a female.
Don't know any that are going.

But I am in search of a roommate for half the trip.
And I play nice with others.

And I've been known to order Chinese food in my sleep, so if you get hungry in the middle of the night I'm the perfect roommate.

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03-17-2014 , 10:41 PM

#475

dgiharris

All Hail His Modness

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 12,292

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snowball2

Anyone knows any females that are looking for roomies?

Soo tempted from following the discussion itt.. if i can find someone to split hotel with then it would be a step in the right direction

what if you are willing to dress up as a female???

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