yeah I'm pumped for the show tonight..... after show?! Can't wait

also... friend request to Sammy is pending

I don't know why so many people are saying that JWOWW has a busted face. I think her face is kinda cute, and at the very least not bad enough to disqualify her as the most bangable chick on the show.

Not sure if this deserves spoiler, but just to be safe, the description for tonight's episode:

JWOWW>Sammi>Angelina>Snookie

The better question is, whose personality is more repugnant, Angelina's or Snookie's? I'd have to say that Angelina is worse. She's a bitter, lazy, ****-blocking bitch. Snookie is a self-conscious drama-queen and really annoying, but at least she appears to mean well.

No way, that gif is her all made up after an evening at the club, strip off the makeup and she is a perfect example of a butterface. Sammi is the only good looking one in the house, the other three are average at best.

Jersey Shore nickname generator

apparently I would be either The Operation, or Juice Springsteen.

The Operation is a sweet nick. I should start going around calling myself that.

JWOWW and Sammi are clearly the hottest. I'd probably give the edge to Jwow since her body is more toned (looks like Sammi and all the other chicks are a little flabby). I wish all the chicks were hotter but so far I like their craziness factors.

Pauly D is getting underrated. He's a super guido stereotype with all his lines but it was awesome when he punched a random guy for pushing his friend who he just met 2 days earlier.

I'm the Tan-talizer

jwow looks far too fake imo

and I got J-Tan

I'm "The Impact"

you guys do realize that the name generator will keep on switching and cycle through a list of 10-15 other names if you keep pushing "fist pump", right? those nicknames aren't exactly unique to your actual name

stfu, quit ruining our dreams

This is bull****, i'm demanding my money back!

lol @ "the sausage party"

Im "danny tan-ner"

Im excited 5 more hours Eeeiiii I got the 'A-Train"

that one is pretty lol

Sammi>>>>JWOWW>Angelina>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>Snooki

This show has to be one of the greatest trainwrecks I have ever witnessed on MTV....and that is saying something.

I'm pretty sure any attempt at ratings needs to be prefaced with whether it's based on looks only or looks+personality, because after the **** she did in the first episode I have nothing but hatred for Angelina and she is clearly bumped to the bottom of the 4

Looks:
Angelina>JWOWW>Sammi>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Snooki

Personality:
Sammi>>>>>JWOWW>>>>>Angelina>>>>>>>>>>Snooki

Oh baby I'm more excited for this show tonight than any live TV show since last season of LOST ended. gogogo guidos!

Call me crazy but I'd bang Snooki. She is a pig but I'd enjoy smashing that.

I say this here because none of my "real life" non-poker friends visit this site, and conversely the people in this thread/browsing are unlikely to know anyone I might mention.

A juicy tidbit for those of you in a thread I'm surprised has this many responses:

My very close college friend impregnated one of the girls on this show when she was moderately underage. Off the top of my head he was 20, she was 17, somewhere in that range. After their obligatory visit to the chop shop, they remained friends, and hung out in our group a couple of times. Bars, clubs, etc. Nice enough girl, doesn't match the persona on the show at all, although this was several years ago. My aforementioned friend looks the type to be on the show but is actually an educated, down to earth kid, and I'm not Italian at all, so you'd think we'd be the type to be out the window as far as being in the social circle with anyone on this show.

Where I live, which is clearly the epicenter of existence for imbeciles like this, hate for these people is the prevailing emotion for virtually every single person who isn't one of them.

I usually HATE these type of reality shows, honestly cant remember the last time I watched one of these shows. But my friend told me I HAD to watch this, if only for a few minutes.

Well, I'm hooked. I almost feel dirty for liking this show, but with this cast I just cant put it away.

Funny thing is, I can only watch for like 5 minutes at a time on the MTV website, then I literally have to pause it because I feel so embarassed for them/myself and feel dirty all over. I have to take a couple minutes of break time, and then watch another few minutes. Rinse/repeat. It's ridiculous.

Luckily I dont have that option tonite where I will be forced to watch until the commercial break on MTV. I thought about waiting til it's up on MTV.com, but realized there is no way I can deny myself this show when it's premiering episodes, even if only for a day.

Angelina sure turned into a hypocritical lazy c0ckblocking bitch after that abortion, huh?

Would appear so