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12-07-2009 , 05:10 PM
Finally saw the 1st episode. Completely delivered, thank you MTV! The previews indicate that it's possible this show will give us the most epic reality TV moment in reality TV history!

-Al
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12-07-2009 , 07:46 PM
I almost regret not waiting till all the episodes aired because I just want it to keep going

MTV did good work here
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12-07-2009 , 08:03 PM
From a random blog...

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/ran...he-face-is-on/

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The Countdown To Snookie Getting Punched In the Face Is On!

...But as much as I enjoyed the first episode it was all overshadowed by the upcoming scenes when Snookie gets coldcocked in the face by a dude. I literally have to take sleep medicine now before I go to bed now just so I can relax and not think about how excited I am for it. Because I’m telling you right now this is destined to go down as one of the greatest moments in the history of television. Like 20 years from now people are going to be talking about where they were when JFK got assisinated and Snookie got smashed in the face. It’s going to be that important to modern pop culture and I’m having a hard time concentrating on anything else until it happens. So please MTV I’m begging for you to let this be in the next episode so I can get on with my life. Because I don’t know how much longer I can wait.
-Al
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12-07-2009 , 08:13 PM
+1, I was thinking about quitting this show after watching the first episode because watching it just made me loathe myself so much for putting up with it, but after seeing the visual synopsis at the end of the episode, I know I'm in it for the long haul, and I'm probably going to have to kill myself when it's all over.
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12-07-2009 , 08:35 PM
The greatest (and absolutely truest) of the guido stereotypes portrayed:

punching someone who's in a headlock and then acting all tough afterwards


God forbid somebody on this show actually hits someone who has use of their arms.

Anyway, this show is bull****. I haven't heard the word moolie once. Totally unrealistic.
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12-07-2009 , 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by loosekanen

Ronnie: The dude you knew in high school that just loves to stare at himself in the weight room mirror and strut around wanting girls to stare at him. COMPLETE meathead.
I actually like Ronnie so far. He called out the chicks when they went up to ****-block the guys in the hot-tub and predicted exactly what would happen. And was smart enough to not partake in that so he could hook up with Sammi later. It was also pretty funny when he called out the Situation for having his head up Sammi's ass.
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12-07-2009 , 08:38 PM
sp - Ronnie may be the smartest one of them all...

-Al
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12-07-2009 , 08:38 PM
potential to be the greatest mtv show ever.... a good situation for all of us
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12-07-2009 , 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by slickpoppa
I actually like Ronnie so far. He called out the chicks when they went up to ****-block the guys in the hot-tub and predicted exactly what would happen. And was smart enough to not partake in that so he could hook up with Sammi later. It was also pretty funny when he called out the Situation for having his head up Sammi's ass.
It's natural to savor the calm before a storm. Roid rage abrewin.
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12-07-2009 , 08:41 PM
lol I agree with so many repiles in this thread.

I thought I would hate it, saw the buzz and decided to see the 1st ep and ended up watching both online and now i'm hooked.

+1 to Ronnie being one of the more likable, and Vinny. Situation is ****ing hilarious though lol and without him the show would def. not be as fun to watch imo.

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaan't wait to see snickers get punched in the face.
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12-07-2009 , 10:38 PM
so why did the guy clock the chick?
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12-07-2009 , 10:39 PM
Did you watch the first episode?
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12-07-2009 , 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Franchise 60
Did you watch the first episode?
i grew up on the Jersey Shore...the only place I want to see these douchebags is when I'm having a nightmare.
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12-07-2009 , 10:48 PM
haha, true.

Whereabouts?
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12-07-2009 , 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
i grew up on the Jersey Shore...the only place I want to see these douchebags is when I'm having a nightmare.
I grew up on the Shore too, but I find seeing these douchebags make complete *******s of themselves and their kind to be deeply satisfying.

I grew up next to Red Bank.
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12-08-2009 , 12:35 AM
Bill Simmons, "The Sports Guy", on ESPN.com has a podcast called the B.S. Report which airs a few times a week. I hear that today's podcast spends quite a bit of time talking about Jersey Shore. I'm heading off to listen to it right now. I'm sure it will be quite entertaining. Check it out.
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12-08-2009 , 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted by wetleg
Bill Simmons, "The Sports Guy", on ESPN.com has a podcast called the B.S. Report which airs a few times a week. I hear that today's podcast spends quite a bit of time talking about Jersey Shore. I'm heading off to listen to it right now. I'm sure it will be quite entertaining. Check it out.
This is great, definitely worth listening to.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espnradio/player?id=4722726
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12-08-2009 , 02:24 AM
This show is unreal greatness.

POUNDING YOUR FIST LIKE A MANIAC
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12-08-2009 , 03:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Aloysius
sp - Ronnie may be the smartest one of them all...

-Al
+1

Everything he said made sense.
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12-08-2009 , 03:16 AM
"I just have unbelievable mass appeal."
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12-08-2009 , 03:17 AM
am i the only one that cracks up everytime i see ronnie?
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12-08-2009 , 04:10 AM
pauly reminds me of fabio from foxwoods if anyone knows him
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12-08-2009 , 11:25 AM
As baffoonish as their appearances are, their looks are the least ridiculous characteristics of the participants of this show.

Has this subset of the species existed long enough to study how they transition to middle or old age? It would be interesting to see if people who embark on adulthood in this manner age gracefully.
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12-08-2009 , 11:46 AM
Everytime I watch this show it makes me feel better about myself, A+ MTV...
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12-08-2009 , 11:55 AM
http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/46196...tml#id=1627592

Bonus Clip from the first episode. Vinny is hilarious and actually seems pretty cool.
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