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12-12-2009 , 03:31 AM
Really glad to see Angelina gone. The **** blocking took away more than it added.

I wonder how much of this is real and how much is careful editing.

Last edited by Khaos4k; 12-12-2009 at 03:36 AM. Reason: she'll probably be back for whatever exucse they come up with
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12-12-2009 , 04:09 AM
Wtf, MTV has decided not to show the punch next week. Bull****, they're a bigger cocktease than all the girls in the house.
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12-12-2009 , 04:58 AM
Decent episode. Situation making out with Snickers was gross, that girl is nasty for real.
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12-12-2009 , 05:22 AM
Are there multiple grills there? I doubt they went and bought their own charcoal.
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12-12-2009 , 05:27 AM
omggggggggggggggggg this show is great

i don't hate any of the guys and agree with most everybody about them. the situation is definitely the straw that stirs the drink of the show though, the other 3 are probably replaceable imo

hate all the women, but snickers is nothing if not entertaining
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12-12-2009 , 06:26 AM
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Originally Posted by TheSituation
everyone warms up to the situation, they might start out cold cheekin me, but the situation always heats up
This gimmick has so much potential. Please use it wisely.
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12-12-2009 , 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Wrane
That bitch doing the aftershow is so annoying. Who the **** do you think you are? Seriously, show some respect. You can't go around throwing insults at these people... we're watching THEM not you.
Yeah I had to shut it off after five minutes because she was annoying me way too much. And that's really saying something considering I just finished watching the Jersey Shore.
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12-12-2009 , 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted by mindtrixx
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

I was looking forward to seeing this more than anything on TV ever.
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12-12-2009 , 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by C-Dog
The only man that should find all of the girls on this show "ugly" doesn't like women at all.
What's much more telling is how attractive you find these ugly whores. They are seriously mostly disgusting. I'm with you that MTV usually casts hot girls, and most of the Real World girls are pretty hot. But these ones are so not. Snookie looks like she's been rolling around in dirt (which is possible, I suppose), and Sammi looks like she ate Angelina. Jwoww is a butterface and wears a skunk pelt on her head. The only thing nice about her is surgically enhanced.

Seriously, you must have some terrible or desperate taste in women.
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12-12-2009 , 11:17 AM
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seeing how the video footage has been taken out of context to not show the severity of this act or the resulting consequences, MTV has decided not to air 'Snooki' being physically punched in next week's episode.
Well that makes perfect sense.
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12-12-2009 , 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by mindtrixx
MTV dicking this up is so much less surprising than Snickers getting clocked in the face.

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MTV also said it still plans to air a message at the end of Thursday's episode that shares available resources for those being abused. Resources include 911, the National Teen Dating Abuse Helpline and loveisrespect.org. The information will also be made available on their website.
And eat a dick MTV.

How's this for a PSA:
If you act like an entitled whore and get in a drunk mook's grill, he will occasionally punch you in the face.
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12-12-2009 , 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by shane88888
MTV dicking this up is so much less surprising than Snickers getting clocked in the face.



And eat a dick MTV.

How's this for a PSA:
If you act like an entitled whore and get in a drunk mook's grill, he will occasionally punch you in the face.
So, you mean to say "Let the healing begin," right?

Or maybe "Take back the night!!"

Meanwhile...

"loveisrespect.org?"

What a dumb world.

Wangwranglers, indeed, the Evil Music television!

(I just made up "wangwrangler.")
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12-12-2009 , 02:24 PM
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll be ok if they show everything but the punch, as we've basically seen the actual punch a million times now.
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12-12-2009 , 02:34 PM
yeah i was just thinking that. they know everyone in the world has seen it 1000 times already. they'll probably show everything leading up to it, explain everything as they were going to do anyway, and right when it comes up they'll prob. show the guy turning toward her and then slow-mo it out and fade to black before the punch. it'll prob. be just as good.
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12-12-2009 , 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by mkind0516
While I was completely unaware of this until the last few days, according to the facebook statuses of several people I went to high school with, I, in fact, attended the same high school as "The Situation". For those keeping track, "The Situation" is the third person from Manalapan High School to be on a major cable television show: the 1st was that poor kid whose name I can't remember on Wife Swap a few years back and the 2nd was me when my fantasy football question regarding Chad Pennington was answered live on Sportscenter in August 2004. I think we're slowly making a name for ourselves. Ironically, my school spirit has never been higher.

That will be my lone contribution to this thread.

Edit: Come to think of it, my Sportscenter appearance had to have been in 2003, since it was the year after Chad took over for Testeverde.
Manalapan has a rep around here for being known as "Little Brooklyn" because of the absurd number of people who have moved from there to your town. Some admittedly stop for a few years where I live in between
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12-12-2009 , 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by shane88888
If you act like an entitled whore and get in a drunk mook's grill, he will occasionally punch you in the face.
Supposedly he stole her drink and she didn't like that so he punched her. If that's really the case, her entitlement is pretty well justified.
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12-12-2009 , 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by nutsflopper
Supposedly he stole her drink and she didn't like that so he punched her. If that's really the case, her entitlement is pretty well justified.
They said on TV yesterday that the MTV producers "encouraged" the dude to steal her drink to start some ****.
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12-12-2009 , 03:04 PM
Cracked had a pretty good write-up about the characters.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/jersey-s...ast-since-911/

Describing Snickers as a goblin is just so...perfect.
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12-12-2009 , 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Steroid Boy
This is the greatest gif I have ever seen A ****ing +.

This show is so bad, it's good.

-The Situation is a complete tool. Loved how he acts like some kind of player and then becomes a lil bitch when Sammi's all set with him.

-Him immediately taking his shirt off when Snickers brought that skinny broad home was hilarious.

-JWowws body is sick. Not a fan of fake tits, but damn.

-Angelina was an epic ****, good riddance. Also, who told her she's hot?

I will continue to watch and laugh at these idiots. Love it.
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12-12-2009 , 03:32 PM
"Sammi’s probably the most controversial person on the show. In the first week alone, it seemed like Sweetheart and the Situation were sweethearts, and a romantic situation seemed to be developing, but then Sweetheart decided to complicate Situation’s situation by starting a new situation with Ronnie, Sweetheart’s allegedly preferred sweetheart. When the Situation found out, the situation started to spin out of control, when The Situation started spinning out of control. The Situation stormed off, presumably, to take his mind off the situation by watching CNN’s The Situation Room alone in The Situation’s room. Meanwhile, Ronnie, Sweetheart’s sweetheart, and Sweetheart sat in the kitchen eating (in a perfect world) sweet tarts."
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12-12-2009 , 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by 2OutsNoProb
Manalapan has a rep around here for being known as "Little Brooklyn" because of the absurd number of people who have moved from there to your town. Some admittedly stop for a few years where I live in between
It's true. Manalapan is pretty much like Ellis Island to people from Brooklyn (incl. my family).
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12-12-2009 , 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by DeezNuts
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll be ok if they show everything but the punch, as we've basically seen the actual punch a million times now.
I want to agree with you and daryn... but I think you guys are just in denial. MTV basically took away the most epic moment in television history from us.

I sort of saw the handwriting on the wall though... not sure if anyone noticed, but at the end of this most recent episode, when they gave us "on Jersey Shore next week" - the clip of the punch was from a slightly different angle that didn't look nearly as awesome/devastating...

Extremely Disappointed By This Catastrophic Turn of Events,
-Al
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12-12-2009 , 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Khaos4k
Cracked had a pretty good write-up about the characters.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/jersey-s...ast-since-911/

Describing Snickers as a goblin is just so...perfect
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This part especially was so great. Snookie is def my favorite character.
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12-12-2009 , 04:40 PM
Not sure if this has been posted yet...

http://www.facebook.com/#/profile.ph...3705999&ref=ts

I have my friend request sent
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