lol Situation pounded snookers

"that was yucky like your face!!" wtf is that?

did anyone catch J-Wow do the Phil Ivey "I thought you had kings full" face?? during the ronnie-sammie drama

ahaha +1

fantastic

I missed the aftershow, what happened?

You def wanna go back and watch it

FYP

MTV designed this show just to have a laugh at Italian Americans. They tried so hard to make them look bad and after they saw people loved the cast, they tried their hardest to ruin them on the reunion show. So I say F**k you MTV,stick with your real life shows about gays, peoples' sob stories, and west coast degen douchebag gamblers.

EDIT: cant believe I am letting this tilt the f**k out of me

fort knox worth of gold in facial expressions from everybody during the ronnie/sammie silence. i rewound the dvr a few times cuz those faces of uncertainty seemed legit and the tension was epic. i was then let down by the tame footage but my spirits lifted again at how ronnie and sammie handled it. the reunion more than made up for the crappy finale.

i'm sure they are already back together though. sammie is nowhere near hot enough to counteract her crazy. ronnie can find a better girl to eventually beat one night when he's drunk.

Season finale was very weak sauce, IMO, absolutely nothing happened. The show and the characters have just blown up too quickly. Does anyone remember when they had to, like, work at the t-shirt store? Me neither. Too short of a season and too many double episodes. Obviously an epic show, but it went out with a whimper.

Only good part of the finale was one of the opening scenes with the crazy Israeli girl in bed with Pauly, lol. Guess he didn't let her go after all. Everything else, extremely meh.

P.S. Why would Angelina go on the reunion show? What does she have to contribute? Does she kick herself every day for jumping the gravy train early without knowing how big they'd all become?

Absolutely.

Snooki dancing on the Boardwalk was fairly lol imo.

Yeah total ambush on the reunion. They were all characters that grew on you, and I believe most viewers ended up liking them. Kinda weak to have the host set up like a Jerry Springer, her to Sammy, "You going to cry?, Looks like ur going to cry, Why are you going to cry...". They tried to make everyone look bad, why?

Mtv didnt need to pull the extra drama punch at the end, as the show lived up to far more than their expectations.

This

the footage with sammie and the situation was so weak. just think how epic the after show would have been if we found out sammie cheated on ronnie with someone and they had the footage.

angelina is the best looking imo. oh and the situation hooking up with snookie at the end just shows how dumb girls are in general. if you act like a douche to them they are that much more attracted to you because they want you to finally want them. then they look so stupid when you want them for that 10minutes until you cum and then you have no interest in them at all once again lol.

Ronnie is such an insecure bitch

Also noticed early in the reunion show he was making weird faces and twitching at one point, roid rage imo

did leatherface give the situation a handie in the hot tub?

Maybe I'm off here, but, like, the show happened months ago, nobody knew during shooting that it would be this popular.

I think like, maybe, like they just edited the boring work part out.

10 minutes huh

Jersey Shore end of year power rankings:

The Situation
Pauly D
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Vinny
Snookie
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Ronnie
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J-Wow
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Sammie
Angelina

JWow looked decent on the Reunion show.

I think Ron-Ron read all the hype about him getting bitched out all season and decided to reach for his balls back at a most inopportune time

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Dudd, you need to watch all the aftershows.

I'd put J-Wow above Ronnie, and move Snookie above Vinny. Other than that, solid list imo!

-Al

Are you leveling?

Oh...nevermind.

What exactly do you think this is? Its not like they punk'd the contestants of "the Biggest Loser" or "Extreme Makeover Home Edition."

Swing and a miss, ******.