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12-11-2009 , 07:38 PM
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12-11-2009 , 07:39 PM
you can see the situation behind him

i wonder if any of these dudes do anything about it when this douchebag hits snickers
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12-11-2009 , 07:42 PM
i think my current ranking of Jersey Shorers is

1. Snookie (too ridic not to love)
2. The Situation
3. J-WOWW
4. Vinny (seems to be only one in house ACTUALLY laid back but not ridiculous enough to crack top 3)
5. DJ Pauly D
6. Sammi
7. Ronnie

Ronnie lost a ton with me this week being a pussy in general and Sammi is an annoying bitch
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12-11-2009 , 07:43 PM
Quote of the night was when Pauly D was talking about how he and JWoww had kissed... "with tongue!!" like it mattered. lmfao I had to pause it there I was laughing so hard.

Also, "hooked up" seems to be geographical to me. I grew up in the midwest where hooked up meant secksed. However, when I got to college I managed to get put in charge of a freshman interest group of NY Jews... a few of them very much like the girls on this show, and all of them referred to hooked up as just making out, grinding on each other, but not boning.
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12-11-2009 , 07:48 PM
yah hooked up can mean a variety

but with girls like these it's pretty much always gonna mean sexing anyway
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12-11-2009 , 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by ChicagoPoker
Ya its in the preview for next week's episode:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_388203.html
Lol
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12-11-2009 , 08:08 PM
I loved how the confessional with Snickers after she made out with the girl in the hot tub just consisted of her saying that she did it because she thought that's what the guys liked. I mean, that's obviously why attention whores do it, but I would never have expected her to actually be able to comprehend and articulate that as her reasoning.
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12-11-2009 , 08:20 PM
Italians haven't the slightest complaint compared to what VH1 has done with black people over the past 5 years.
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12-11-2009 , 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by slickpoppa
JWOWW>Sammi>Angelina>Snookie

The better question is, whose personality is more repugnant, Angelina's or Snookie's? I'd have to say that Angelina is worse. She's a bitter, lazy, ****-blocking bitch. Snookie is a self-conscious drama-queen and really annoying, but at least she appears to mean well.
Sammie is the hottest by far IMO, but I could see banging J-WOWW half-drunk and never telling anyone about it

Angelina has a semi-pretty face, but terrible thunder thighs and only a little more eating and middle age will turn her nasty quick.

Snooki is just kinda gross and chubby, but she's such a needy person I can't hate on her without feeling bad

Best personality so far is J-WOWW
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12-11-2009 , 08:57 PM
One thing that's also great is the fact that Snooki's name has become Snickers.

Look, we all know that these people are essentially ******ed. We could just say that they're "culturally ******ed" or something, but they are assuredly challenged.

Meanwhile, for anyone trying to say that these women are hot, one of them has skin like Sid Vicious, they all have a spare tire, and Snickers looks like a tanned Meatwad. Did you actually see her when she climbed in the hot tub? Good lord, what a mess.

One of these broads has a great pair of legs though. I don't know names, except for Snickers. And the Sid Vicious one has a nice fake rack.

Meanwhile, I wonder if Snickers is still pickin her toes in Poughkeepsie.

There are maybe five people here who will get that last reference.
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12-11-2009 , 09:09 PM
Sammi is the one with the hawt ass legs

**** I still think she's pretty hot, she's nice and meaty


and wait wait, someone gets hit next episode?
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12-11-2009 , 09:24 PM
Snickers duh

I like her, she's so clueless and just the kind of person I guess you stick up for on principle of being such a riot and silly and dumb

I mean, who punches Snickers?!?!?!
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12-11-2009 , 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by C-Viggity
I'm shocked that no one has made this their avatar yet.
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12-11-2009 , 10:33 PM
Her name should be Snickles. As in pickles.
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12-12-2009 , 12:06 AM
one of my friends put charcoal in his gas grill the first time he used it. flames were about 5 feet high and i thought he was going to burn down his house.

this show is the greatest. i watched the scene with the situation randomly making out in the background three times because it was so GD funny.

i don't know how i am going to wait six more days until the next episode.
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12-12-2009 , 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by wetleg
I'm shocked that no one has made this their avatar yet.
naw people have already, just none that posted in this thread
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12-12-2009 , 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Golden_Rhino
Someone in that place had the smarts to get out of high school? Shocking.

"Academics: Majoring in sociology."
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12-12-2009 , 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Rushmore
One thing that's also great is the fact that Snooki's name has become Snickers.
This is my fav part. There's one part in the premiere where Ronnie or whatever his name is says something like "If I just wanted to get laid I would have just pounded out Snickers or whatever her name is the first night..."

Since then they've been calling her snickers. It's awesome.

Funniest show I've seen in a long, long time.
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12-12-2009 , 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted by C-Viggity
Look at the head turn. It is like the guy is a robot.
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12-12-2009 , 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted by takadaporte
so at first you didn't like the situation, but now you are growing to love the situation?
everyone warms up to the situation, they might start out cold cheekin me, but the situation always heats up
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12-12-2009 , 01:28 AM
wp.
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12-12-2009 , 01:37 AM
That bitch doing the aftershow is so annoying. Who the **** do you think you are? Seriously, show some respect. You can't go around throwing insults at these people... we're watching THEM not you.
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12-12-2009 , 01:39 AM
While I was completely unaware of this until the last few days, according to the facebook statuses of several people I went to high school with, I, in fact, attended the same high school as "The Situation". For those keeping track, "The Situation" is the third person from Manalapan High School to be on a major cable television show: the 1st was that poor kid whose name I can't remember on Wife Swap a few years back and the 2nd was me when my fantasy football question regarding Chad Pennington was answered live on Sportscenter in August 2004. I think we're slowly making a name for ourselves. Ironically, my school spirit has never been higher.

That will be my lone contribution to this thread.

Edit: Come to think of it, my Sportscenter appearance had to have been in 2003, since it was the year after Chad took over for Testeverde.

Last edited by mkind0516; 12-12-2009 at 01:47 AM.
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12-12-2009 , 01:52 AM
i love just seeing pauly and the situation in the background of that gif
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12-12-2009 , 02:20 AM
I love that the punch manages to floor snickers and hit the fat dude's nose hard enough for him to look hurt
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