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Dexter: season 5 Dexter: season 5

12-13-2010 , 02:43 AM
Next season starts off with a news broadcast of sloppy, altar-style murders in Minnesota, that Dexter catches wind of.. and we go on the road hunting down Lumen!
12-13-2010 , 02:45 AM
1=2>4>>>3>5 imo
12-13-2010 , 02:45 AM
5>2 blows my mind

completely
12-13-2010 , 02:46 AM
When I saw a good chunk of time after the jordan chase thing was wrapped up I was hoping that the rest of the time would be devoted to quinn stuff or something else not wasted on the dexter/lumen crap.
12-13-2010 , 02:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Bigfoot
Wow I disagree completely with this ranking. Season 5 was just terrible. I can see people arguing about the ranking of the other 4, but 5 is easily the worst.
Agreed.. in my opinion 2 > 1 >> 4 > 3 >>> 5
12-13-2010 , 03:00 AM
just wow at how they handled the Quinn/Liddy stuff.

And maybe I missed something, but when exactly was Dexter supposed to have gotten the knife out of his kit?
12-13-2010 , 03:04 AM
also LOL at some dude selling fruit on the corner recognizing Jordan Chase and then calling the cops b/c he "thought he heard noises coming from the trunk"
12-13-2010 , 03:07 AM
the entire season felt like filler. WTF it feels strange recommending only season 1 and 2 of Dexter to friends.

I hope Stiles is gone for good, her acting was about as bad as Astor's.

+1 to quinn getting off scott-free and deb takes him back without question. I DON'T GET IT!!

it sucks they took the easy way out with Dexter, would have been more interesting if Deb discovered them
12-13-2010 , 03:08 AM
PJ - LaGuerta is Bautista's boss LDO.
12-13-2010 , 03:14 AM
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Originally Posted by private joker
Also, how about this guys -- remember how the Department totally freaked the f*ck out when Laguerta and Batista started dating? All of a sudden everyone was going to get transferred or fired and all kinds of sh*t was going to go down so Laguerta had to insta-marry Batista to save their jobs. Because the only way two cops can bang each other is if they're married.
I don't remember exactly, but I'm pretty sure it had something to do with Laguerta being the commanding officer and neither one of them wanting the other to transfer to a different department. An-hel and Laguerta then lied about the relationship being over, which is what they were going to get in trouble for.
12-13-2010 , 03:24 AM
lol at Deb going to the camp alone
12-13-2010 , 03:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Bluff Daddy
just wow at how they handled the Quinn/Liddy stuff.

And maybe I missed something, but when exactly was Dexter supposed to have gotten the knife out of his kit?
Dexter told Harry to trust him, that he had a plan. His plan was to get caught, and he had already stashed the knife, as ridiculous as it sounds.
12-13-2010 , 03:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Bluff Daddy
also LOL at some dude selling fruit on the corner recognizing Jordan Chase and then calling the cops b/c he "thought he heard noises coming from the trunk"
Just b/c he is a fruit vendor he can't recognize jordan chase? is he also deaf?
12-13-2010 , 04:02 AM
I don't know which was worse: the dialogue or the story. The entire episode was complete garbage from start to finish, and the worst part was the writers rubbing our noses in it by teasing that Deb would discover them. Just awful.
12-13-2010 , 04:09 AM
Season 6 - I just want to see Dexter go head to head with a super crazy killer who wants to play a bunch of mind games with him.

Sounds like season 1 right? Well the writers have shown that they don't have any new material and are happy to repeat story-lines, why the hell not?
12-13-2010 , 04:28 AM
1 > 4 > 2 > 3 > 5

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6 - I just want to see Dexter go head to head with a super crazy killer
12-13-2010 , 04:33 AM
I was hoping Lumen would stay around for next season. It's not like Stiles is a movie star these days so it probably would have been a pretty good gig for her, and it would have taken the show in an interesting direction.
12-13-2010 , 04:46 AM
Not one of the better seasons but still better than 3 imo.

4>2>1>>5>>>3
12-13-2010 , 04:56 AM
Hoping 6th season is the last. Not because I don't like Dexter anymore, but because I've come to the realization that there are no more storyline to develop unless Dexter finally gets caught or Deb eventually finds out.
12-13-2010 , 05:01 AM
Lol Jordan Chase.. I'll just turn my back to you and look at your weapons while you... oh wait, one is missing! nooooooooo! He may as well have pulled a string to switch a light on and been hit in the face with an iron.
12-13-2010 , 05:26 AM
The only good thing that came of this season was the Quinn - Dexter story line. I kinda like how it ended... "Yeah I'm a dirty cop and I know you killed Liddy, but he was a dick and was f'n with you." and then Dex is all like "NP bro gotta make my sis happy and now we can both be ballin' and not in jail." That is legit to me.

Other than that, by far the worse season. They could've closed some plot holes but they didn't. They could've made a better ending with Jordan Chase but I guess they were stumped on what to do. Deb coming in with this hugely accurate vigilante theory and letting them go after finding them is so out of character.

Would have been a better ending if she found out about Dexter. At least set up a good cliffhanger to make me want to watch S7.

For sure though, Lumen has to die.

And yeah, as has been pointed out the best moment of the ENTIRE season was the knife into the foot.
12-13-2010 , 05:26 AM
LOL what a joke of a season, someone had better get fired
12-13-2010 , 05:28 AM
this episode a few days after I saw the six feet under finale (albeit the series finale) a few days ago.

<3 michael c. hall, but wow at the difference.

Episode and season was meh, a bit above average shows but pretty bad in dexter standards
12-13-2010 , 05:32 AM
Any chance Deb finds those pics of Dexter and Lumen dumping the bodies in chases apartment next season??
12-13-2010 , 05:36 AM
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Originally Posted by BingBangBoom
Any chance Deb finds those pics of Dexter and Lumen dumping the bodies in chases apartment next season??
Maybe in Quinn's apartment.

      
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