Is that what happens after Chris Christie farts?

I remember this. Fondly. Though I think it might have been when I lost my Earl the Incredible Squirrel gimmick.

I also remember the time all the Skype 4lers got drunk and decided to randomly join a bunch of other forums and just spam random 4l crap until they banned us.

My favourite moment was a forum for crafting women that 8high tried to create the user name "krafterbater."

We didn't even make it past the gates.

i didn't partake, but i do remember and it was hilarious. that even made them change the whole rating system.

why would you go in tho?

happened, yes. don't remember which forum tho.

so you are a sex fiend who likes to do it everywhere... ok got ya

oh yeah... what ever happened to Jimbo? he was a cool gimmick

sounds sexy... don't forget the fap tr

**** me.... really? that's just ****ing sad.

it's like they are the preppy kids and we are the outcasts. but way cooler come on.

please tell me more stories about " the good old days" of omg

AF, congrats on your other prize

so I just got a call from a job I applied for....

to for a job or anything because apparently, I don't have the skills...

but because my resume had a few mistakes in them...

I feel like such a dickhead right now... ( i recently updated it and I think I had been sending the wrong one)

on the flip side though, I feel like I'm super lucky because NO ONE would point them out to me.

I'm going to cry now

Luke I would recommend a resume writing service for you. At the very least bring it into the career office of wherever it was you went to school and get it edited.

Tough love worked for me. My folks kicked my ass out when I was 18. Slept in my car for a minute. Got self sufficient real quick.

yeah, i'm looking at a mob down the road from me... 160 for resume and cover letter...

it's tempting... cos I don't trust myself now... which sucks...

then again... if I DO IT and then I still don't get a job... just wasted 160 bucks on nothing...


edit:


I just feel so dumb right now... like someone just pointed it out in a big way and I feel really stupid... I'm gonna go the gym and work on it later I think. I'm glad she called me, but I feel like ****.

I'm like 70% sure you were in that Skype chat...but we were all probably talking about banging your sister with Bogan, so I understand why you don't remember.

Relevant to my interests. Writing a new one is on the agenda for this month. Was wondering if the school service was going to be relevant...or academic hogwash that employers don't actually want.

You've gotta get out in front of them. That's why I moved out at 15.


It is pretty cool that she called you. It also explains your low callback rate.

If you don't pay for service, you should at least send it to all the smartest mofo's you know to check it over and make sure it is perfect. Like 5, minimum.

Post it here

Good morning, Cha cha.

I'm very excited about your new Shlitz-assigned nickname.

Found this on reddit, pretty freakin awesome imo!

Not gonna lie...i don't see the awesome there.

At all.

But I've long since abandoned any goal of musical hot takes and fully embraced the top 100

Example, this is what was stuck in my head when I woke up:

That's pretty good! I don't really like the mix that much, I think the block percussion instrument they're using is way too loud, and what sounds like a mandolin is too low in the verses, but different strokes for different folks.

In keeping with the Rick and Morty, which I never watch and it's just sort of coincidence, you might like this!

drinking in the summer, I'm good at running, I beat you in the race again
are you afraid when I look your way? it's easiest to stay at home
but then we taste it, we gotta have it, we have no control
there is the love, the kind we dream of, the kind that makes us young
the kind that makes us young
don't leave me, never leave me

and then it goes