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07-26-2017 , 09:41 AM
...she is supposed to be picked up at 8:09
07-26-2017 , 09:42 AM
Arnold, what's in the bag?

Comic books...cherry soda...Mikes Hard lemonade...condoms?
07-26-2017 , 09:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AllCowsEatGrass
I see he and Warren Ellis (Bad Seeds member) did the soundtrack. How did you like it?
It is good
07-26-2017 , 09:53 AM
This whole page is why I am also a member of a cat forum.

Where is Cha Cha? He always puts the discussion on my level.
07-26-2017 , 09:54 AM
On that note...Jimbo appears to have quit. Can you die from an unbleached *******?
07-26-2017 , 10:01 AM
You bastards are never around when I need you.

I have 15 more minutes scheduled to be a dick on the internet, and then I have to adult and real world.
07-26-2017 , 10:01 AM
Also,

COMBO
07-26-2017 , 10:06 AM
combo breaker!
07-26-2017 , 10:21 AM
I have a blackbird friend that checks in each morning. I don't feed him, he just stops in and sits near my feet...

This morning the creepers nephew ran up to him and fired what looks like a skewer stick from a cheap bow.

Someone needs to hold me back, 'cause I'm about to parent someone else's children.
07-26-2017 , 10:25 AM
Go do it, society needs you to.
07-26-2017 , 10:26 AM
blackbird creepin in my bed at night
take these cigarette butts and learn to buy
your own packs
you were only waiting to parent someone else's child
black bird fly
black bird fly
07-26-2017 , 10:32 AM
I'm drinking coffee, but I still appreciate your art.

Also, creeper #2 keeps driving around the parking lot. He's probably waiting for me to go in so he can confirm the absence of cigarettes.

Last edited by Kristy; 07-26-2017 at 10:38 AM. Reason: I'll leave him a note and ask him to post verification.
07-26-2017 , 10:41 AM
Hi
07-26-2017 , 10:43 AM
Ok, 17 more mins..

And then all the adulting.
07-26-2017 , 10:44 AM
Also, hi
07-26-2017 , 10:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
blackbird creepin in my bed at night
take these cigarette butts and learn to buy
your own packs
you were only waiting to parent someone else's child
black bird fly
black bird fly

07-26-2017 , 10:47 AM
Kristy, you're getting a lot of good dossier info in the QOTD thread, how do you do it?
07-26-2017 , 10:51 AM
Hello Friends,

Many people in the community has private messaged me asking what I think about the trans-ban tweeted by our president. I am still trying to digest all the information. I will post my thoughts about it later once there is more information.

-O
07-26-2017 , 10:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
Kristy, you're getting a lot of good dossier info in the QOTD thread, how do you do it?
My deep and abiding love of people's minutia* transcends the internet and people respond to that earnest appreciation





*pun intended
07-26-2017 , 10:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oberbrunner
Hello Friends,

Many people in the community has private messaged me asking what I think about the trans-ban tweeted by our president. I am still trying to digest all the information. I will post my thoughts about it later once there is more information.

-O
SPOILER:

Spoiler:
You don't like it
07-26-2017 , 10:56 AM
Has anyone you've solicited ever actually sent a picture of their junk thinking you were serious, aside from the one dude sending a gif of his splatty-splat?
07-26-2017 , 11:03 AM
Sure, in the old days I had quite a collection of n00ds.

The sad part is that I really don't fap to stills. It began as a strong offensive response to "Tits or gtfo."

Now the stick shtick just makes me laugh.
07-26-2017 , 11:05 AM
So you're saying you'd fap to a video?

Dossier updated.
07-26-2017 , 11:14 AM
I didn't fap to the gif, tho. I need, like, a professional 3 camera shoot with good lighting and no feet.

Tyia
07-26-2017 , 11:15 AM
*no feet in the shot, not requesting amputee porn.

      
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