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07-26-2017 , 09:41 AM

#5626

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

...she is supposed to be picked up at 8:09

07-26-2017 , 09:42 AM

#5627

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Arnold, what's in the bag?

Comic books...cherry soda...Mikes Hard lemonade...condoms?

07-26-2017 , 09:44 AM

#5628

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllCowsEatGrass

I see he and Warren Ellis (Bad Seeds member) did the soundtrack. How did you like it?

It is good

07-26-2017 , 09:53 AM

#5629

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

This whole page is why I am also a member of a cat forum.

Where is Cha Cha? He always puts the discussion on my level.

07-26-2017 , 09:54 AM

#5630

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

On that note...Jimbo appears to have quit. Can you die from an unbleached *******?

07-26-2017 , 10:01 AM

#5631

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

You bastards are never around when I need you.

I have 15 more minutes scheduled to be a dick on the internet, and then I have to adult and real world.

07-26-2017 , 10:01 AM

#5632

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Also,

COMBO

07-26-2017 , 10:06 AM

#5633

AllCowsEatGrass

banned

Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 1,839

combo breaker!

07-26-2017 , 10:21 AM

#5634

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

I have a blackbird friend that checks in each morning. I don't feed him, he just stops in and sits near my feet...

This morning the creepers nephew ran up to him and fired what looks like a skewer stick from a cheap bow.

Someone needs to hold me back, 'cause I'm about to parent someone else's children.

07-26-2017 , 10:25 AM

#5635

AllCowsEatGrass

banned

Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 1,839

Go do it, society needs you to.

07-26-2017 , 10:26 AM

#5636

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,331

blackbird creepin in my bed at night
take these cigarette butts and learn to buy
your own packs
you were only waiting to parent someone else's child
black bird fly
black bird fly

07-26-2017 , 10:32 AM

#5637

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

I'm drinking coffee, but I still appreciate your art.

Also, creeper #2 keeps driving around the parking lot. He's probably waiting for me to go in so he can confirm the absence of cigarettes.

Last edited by Kristy; 07-26-2017 at 10:38 AM. Reason: I'll leave him a note and ask him to post verification.

07-26-2017 , 10:41 AM

#5638

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

07-26-2017 , 10:43 AM

#5639

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Ok, 17 more mins..

And then all the adulting.

07-26-2017 , 10:44 AM

#5640

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Also, hi

07-26-2017 , 10:46 AM

#5641

AllCowsEatGrass

banned

Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 1,839

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

blackbird creepin in my bed at night
take these cigarette butts and learn to buy
your own packs
you were only waiting to parent someone else's child
black bird fly
black bird fly

07-26-2017 , 10:47 AM

#5642

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Kristy, you're getting a lot of good dossier info in the QOTD thread, how do you do it?

07-26-2017 , 10:51 AM

#5643

Oberbrunner

banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 927

Hello Friends,

Many people in the community has private messaged me asking what I think about the trans-ban tweeted by our president. I am still trying to digest all the information. I will post my thoughts about it later once there is more information.

-O

07-26-2017 , 10:53 AM

#5644

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Kristy, you're getting a lot of good dossier info in the QOTD thread, how do you do it?

My deep and abiding love of people's minutia* transcends the internet and people respond to that earnest appreciation

*pun intended

07-26-2017 , 10:54 AM

#5645

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oberbrunner

SPOILER:

Spoiler:

07-26-2017 , 10:56 AM

#5646

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Has anyone you've solicited ever actually sent a picture of their junk thinking you were serious, aside from the one dude sending a gif of his splatty-splat?

07-26-2017 , 11:03 AM

#5647

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Sure, in the old days I had quite a collection of n00ds.

The sad part is that I really don't fap to stills. It began as a strong offensive response to "Tits or gtfo."

Now the stick shtick just makes me laugh.