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Those are when I'm busy. After tomorrow I will have all the time in the world.

I'm gonna get dressed up, light some candles, tell myself, how pretty I look...and then do that thing where you watch the porn until just before orgasm and then pause and rewind a couple minutes so it takes longer..

CAUSE I'M ROMANTIC

07-26-2017 , 06:23 PM

#5679

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Psych...I'm actually just planning to deep clean my house and then get a jump on next semester's reading.

07-26-2017 , 06:32 PM

#5680

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,205

Open a window and a breeze rolls in...

07-26-2017 , 06:40 PM

#5681

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,222

some fapping material

07-26-2017 , 06:46 PM

#5682

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

I made it 26 sec in because if he pukes, I'll puke.

07-26-2017 , 06:53 PM

#5683

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

EDIT:

I'm going back to not being weird.

Sorta.

Just not with the overtly sexual jokes.

07-26-2017 , 06:58 PM

#5684

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

let's move on

07-26-2017 , 07:53 PM

#5685

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

07-26-2017 , 08:08 PM

#5686

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

greg is correct. We should move on.

07-26-2017 , 08:15 PM

#5687

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

greg is correct. We should move on.

The piemanship is excellent! I can't write that neatly with a pencil, straight edge, and 55 minutes to phone friends.

07-26-2017 , 08:20 PM

#5688

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

You are far too kind my friend!

07-26-2017 , 08:27 PM

#5689

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

07-26-2017 , 09:05 PM

#5690

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

07-26-2017 , 09:08 PM

#5691

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Congrats on your victory!

07-26-2017 , 09:09 PM

#5692

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Thanks! I don't know what I won (veract might make me an avatar) but it feels good to go into OOT and not get banned!

07-26-2017 , 09:18 PM

#5693

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Spoiler:

07-26-2017 , 09:18 PM

#5694

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

HOLY ****

07-26-2017 , 09:19 PM

#5695

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I ****ING WON A ****ING PIE GUYS HOLY ****

07-26-2017 , 09:19 PM

#5696

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

...that I have to wait until tomorrow to section and serve.

07-26-2017 , 09:25 PM

#5697

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,281

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Thanks! it feels good to go into OOT

does not compute

07-26-2017 , 10:07 PM

#5698

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Remember when a bunch of 4Lers got banned for rating all the OOT threads 1 star and they all got mad. To me that will always serve as the exemplar of the difference between OOT & 4L.

07-26-2017 , 10:32 PM

#5699

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

does not compute

If you take it out of context it doesn't compute...

...but if you consider I managed to go and come back without getting infracted/banned again is pretty legit.