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07-18-2017 , 11:52 PM

#5126

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,205

had a bad day at work I did

07-19-2017 , 12:18 AM

#5127

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Heat stroke? Get caught jerking it in a client's house?

07-19-2017 , 12:30 AM

#5128

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,205

no, but I'm probably in a bit of hot water.

07-19-2017 , 04:05 AM

#5129

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

People are saying he has not heard of this show

Must run alongside countdown or something.

07-19-2017 , 04:59 AM

#5130

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Hey AIOTT Hillary still isn't president in case you were wondering.

07-19-2017 , 08:27 AM

#5131

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

no, but I'm probably in a bit of hot water.

Plumber joke ftw

07-19-2017 , 08:47 AM

#5132

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

da ****? you must be cooked.

my dad smokes a pack a day and I want to run for the hills.

Yes, but my father loves me and smokes outside.

On weird smells I like: he'd smoke by the pool in summer, his workshop which shares a hallway with the exercise room that has a hot tub...

So pool cleaning chemicals smell home, too.

I also like diesel engines because they remind me of all the busses at three o'clock at my rural high school. They smell like freedom.

07-19-2017 , 09:16 AM

#5133

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like... victory.

07-19-2017 , 09:30 AM

#5134

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

AF on his way to a pie man undertitle

Honest expectations: Hold top spot for three days, lose on final day to clutch player. Just happy to be in the running.

07-19-2017 , 09:31 AM

#5135

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

no, but I'm probably in a bit of hot water.

Fabulous. I'm proud of you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Plumber joke ftw

It was well done.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like... victory.

Been quoting this since I was three years old.

07-19-2017 , 09:36 AM

#5136

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like... victory.

I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them.

I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!

07-19-2017 , 11:03 AM

#5137

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

I guess I should've trusted my instincts and made the penis joke...

07-19-2017 , 11:14 AM

#5138

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

any
ting
u
wan

07-19-2017 , 11:47 AM

#5139

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Hey guys I just wanted to let you know I'm alright and managed to Nik Wallenda it across this without plunging 6 inches into the 2-foot deep rapids below

I, for one, am glad i didn't know about this BEFORE you did it. My nerves couldn't handle it.

07-19-2017 , 11:50 AM

#5140

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

no, but I'm probably in a bit of hot water.

Hurhur, hot water.
Lel.
Good one.

07-19-2017 , 11:52 AM

#5141

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

I could see GGoreo slipping, cracking his head then drowning face down in 6 inches of water. Scary world out there man.

07-19-2017 , 11:53 AM

#5142

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Hurhur, hot water.
Lel.
Good one.

iirc hot water is 50% of a plumbers job. The other 50% being cold water of course.

07-19-2017 , 12:09 PM

#5143

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Omg, Kristy, you switched movies, from 'Apocalypse Now' to 'Full Metal Jacket', and you didn't turn on the fasten seat belts sign. We got luggage and cocktails and mixed nuts all in the aisle back here. That lady in 5C says shes okay, but theres blood in her puke. Not a good look.

07-19-2017 , 12:14 PM

#5144

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

All full metal jacket, imo

Did I get the first one wrong?

07-19-2017 , 12:15 PM

#5145

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Oh hey, you're right.

Now I have to go rewatch both to do better in the future.

07-19-2017 , 12:16 PM

#5146

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Proud of you, admitting fault readily.

07-19-2017 , 12:17 PM

#5147

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Actually, I'm going to split the difference and watch Good Morning Vietnam

07-19-2017 , 12:18 PM

#5148

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Proud of you, admitting fault readily.

I don't mind being wrong. Not sure why everyone gets so fussed about it.

07-19-2017 , 12:21 PM

#5149

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

ARE YOU SAYING I'M WRONG?

07-19-2017 , 12:24 PM

#5150

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

i can't decide between watching platoon or okja so i'll split the difference and watch operation dumbo drop

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