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07-18-2017 , 11:52 PM
had a bad day at work I did
07-19-2017 , 12:18 AM
Heat stroke? Get caught jerking it in a client's house?
07-19-2017 , 12:30 AM
no, but I'm probably in a bit of hot water.
07-19-2017 , 04:05 AM
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Originally Posted by gregorio
People are saying he has not heard of this show
Must run alongside countdown or something.
07-19-2017 , 04:59 AM
Hey AIOTT Hillary still isn't president in case you were wondering.
07-19-2017 , 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm
no, but I'm probably in a bit of hot water.


Plumber joke ftw
07-19-2017 , 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01
da ****? you must be cooked.

my dad smokes a pack a day and I want to run for the hills.
Yes, but my father loves me and smokes outside.

On weird smells I like: he'd smoke by the pool in summer, his workshop which shares a hallway with the exercise room that has a hot tub...

So pool cleaning chemicals smell home, too.

I also like diesel engines because they remind me of all the busses at three o'clock at my rural high school. They smell like freedom.
07-19-2017 , 09:16 AM
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like... victory.
07-19-2017 , 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by gregorio
AF on his way to a pie man undertitle

Honest expectations: Hold top spot for three days, lose on final day to clutch player. Just happy to be in the running.
07-19-2017 , 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm
no, but I'm probably in a bit of hot water.
Fabulous. I'm proud of you.

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Originally Posted by wisski
Plumber joke ftw
It was well done.

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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like... victory.
Been quoting this since I was three years old.
07-19-2017 , 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like... victory.
I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them.

I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!
07-19-2017 , 11:03 AM
I guess I should've trusted my instincts and made the penis joke...

07-19-2017 , 11:14 AM
any
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07-19-2017 , 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by gregorio
Hey guys I just wanted to let you know I'm alright and managed to Nik Wallenda it across this without plunging 6 inches into the 2-foot deep rapids below

I, for one, am glad i didn't know about this BEFORE you did it. My nerves couldn't handle it.
07-19-2017 , 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm
no, but I'm probably in a bit of hot water.
Hurhur, hot water.
Lel.
Good one.
07-19-2017 , 11:52 AM
I could see GGoreo slipping, cracking his head then drowning face down in 6 inches of water. Scary world out there man.
07-19-2017 , 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by JustJ46671
Hurhur, hot water.
Lel.
Good one.
iirc hot water is 50% of a plumbers job. The other 50% being cold water of course.
07-19-2017 , 12:09 PM
Omg, Kristy, you switched movies, from 'Apocalypse Now' to 'Full Metal Jacket', and you didn't turn on the fasten seat belts sign. We got luggage and cocktails and mixed nuts all in the aisle back here. That lady in 5C says shes okay, but theres blood in her puke. Not a good look.
07-19-2017 , 12:14 PM
All full metal jacket, imo

Did I get the first one wrong?
07-19-2017 , 12:15 PM
Oh hey, you're right.

Now I have to go rewatch both to do better in the future.
07-19-2017 , 12:16 PM
Proud of you, admitting fault readily.
07-19-2017 , 12:17 PM
Actually, I'm going to split the difference and watch Good Morning Vietnam
07-19-2017 , 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
Proud of you, admitting fault readily.
I don't mind being wrong. Not sure why everyone gets so fussed about it.
07-19-2017 , 12:21 PM
ARE YOU SAYING I'M WRONG?
07-19-2017 , 12:24 PM
i can't decide between watching platoon or okja so i'll split the difference and watch operation dumbo drop

      
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