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Boss texted me today, "Do you still need some time off?"

I said, "I'd like some."

He said, "I know, I'd like to get you some."

then I texted the harrisonfordIknowjpg. lol

07-18-2017 , 03:27 AM

#5077

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

go on

i was going to write something here... but i felt the ban hammer comming...

so i will just say.

your country would be ****ED under Hilary.

you think trump is just " bad" and he is... he doesn't know what he is doing. on the other side of the coin. Hilary has been there before she knows EXACTLY what she is doing and going to do for her friends and party ( and foundation) doners

07-18-2017 , 05:51 AM

#5078

gregorio

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Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

No, I meant go on about there being no 4th wave feminism, which is why that was the only part of your post I quoted.

07-18-2017 , 05:56 AM

#5079

gregorio

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Good point, though. One big benefit of Trump is that there's no worry of nepotism like there would have been with Hillary.

07-18-2017 , 07:26 AM

#5080

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Good point, though. One big benefit of Trump is that there's no worry of nepotism like there would have been with Hillary.

Next year, he's gonna get a divorce and marry his daughter (her husband is gonna accidentally step on a russian landmine while getting in the shower).

07-18-2017 , 08:09 AM

#5081

Kristy

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RIP The Kush

07-18-2017 , 09:09 AM

#5082

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Next year, he's gonna get a divorce and marry his daughter (her husband is gonna accidentally step on a russian landmine while getting in the golden shower).

fyp iyam ainec ldo

07-18-2017 , 09:10 AM

#5083

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I'm a very crusty voice
the kind you don't take home to mother
I sound like i just smoked a pack of newports
with my smell you won't be very pleased

07-18-2017 , 10:06 AM

#5084

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

Boss texted me today, "Do you still need some time off?"

I said, "I'd like some."

He said, "I know, I'd like to get you some."

then I texted the harrisonfordIknowjpg. lol

Then, one day, he was shootin at some food, and up through the ground came a-bubblin crude.
Oil, that is.
Black gold.
Texas tea.

07-18-2017 , 10:07 AM

#5085

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Do you guys think The Brickie watches impossible? I'm keen to know his thoughts on the show. I myself quite like it. I like the host. Only problem is if they have a contestant who is a cutie, it's irritating because you don't see much of them.

07-18-2017 , 10:09 AM

#5086

AlwaysFolding

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JustJ is a cultured and eloquent young man

let us preciate

07-18-2017 , 10:48 AM

#5087

Albino Lord

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I believe that is LB's kink. Too bad he's not posting itt anymore.

Also, if you have any shares of Twitter I recommend selling asap on the basis of this being a Promoted Tweet directed at me ...

Also, wouldn't hurt to sell all Amazon stock as well.

And now Wal-Mart's, too!

Wal-Mart apologizes for retail ad that included racial slur

07-18-2017 , 10:50 AM

#5088

Kristy

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Then, one day, he was shootin at some food, and up through the ground came a-bubblin crude.
Oil, that is.
Black gold.
Texas tea.

Is it weird that I read that in the theme song voice?

07-18-2017 , 10:57 AM

#5089

Kristy

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by Albino Lord

And now Wal-Mart's, too!

Wal-Mart apologizes for retail ad that included racial slur

Don't worry guys. I wrote an undergrad level paper on SAS management yesterday, so I'm sure it'll filter through the appropriate channels and you'll be back to white-folk ads like summer scarves and free range chocolate by...what...next Tuesday? Latest.

07-18-2017 , 12:14 PM

#5090

Kristy

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Also, creeper #2 (C2) update:

C2: Good Morning, do you have a cigarette?

Kristy: no, sorry

C2: can I check the ashtray on your deck for butts

Kristy: wat

C2: I'll smoke them

Kristy:

C2:
:disappears:

I don't think he wants to be my big spoon anymore.

07-18-2017 , 01:09 PM

#5091

Kristy

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Guys, I just got dumped. The least you can do is offer support in my hour of emotional need.

Heartless.
Bastards.
All.

07-18-2017 , 01:41 PM

#5092

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Professor: read Chapters 9-13 first, and then click this link for assignment.

Link:
PSYCH...THE ASSIGNMENT IS ON CHAPTER 14.
DANCE BITCHES, DANCE.

hellofellowstudentstevebuscemi.jpeg

07-18-2017 , 02:09 PM

#5093

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Also, creeper #2 (C2) update:

C2: Good Morning, do you have a cigarette?

Kristy: no, sorry

C2: can I check the ashtray on your deck for butts

Kristy: wat

C2: I'll smoke them

Kristy:

C2:
:disappears:

I don't think he wants to be my big spoon anymore.

Why do you have an ashtray? Do you smoke? And yet you tell him to don't have a *** for him? No wonder he dumped you.

07-18-2017 , 02:18 PM

#5094

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

The guy is ready to smoke the cigarette butts that have been left outside since before Kristy moved in. If Kristy goes away for more than 2 days she's likely to come home and find all the copper wires have been ripped out of her house

07-18-2017 , 02:20 PM

#5095

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Dearest Kristy,

We are sorry that your creeper is not a horse.

We know you would love that.

They have breakable penises though.

Please advise.

Love,

AF and OMG^3

07-18-2017 , 02:45 PM

#5096

Kristy

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Why do you have an ashtray? Do you smoke? And yet you tell him to don't have a *** for him? No wonder he dumped you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

I wish SA was right. Smoking is my guilty pleasure.

My Father smokes cigars and there is something about tobacco smoke that smells like...idk, family to me.

If it wasn't terrible for you, I'd be a chain smoker...but I honestly didn't have one for creeper #2 and I think it is very unfair of him to hold that against me.

Also, I have a collection of crystal ashtrays that I inherited. I'm lousy with ashtrays.

07-18-2017 , 04:17 PM

#5097

AlwaysFolding

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little kittle booble

07-18-2017 , 04:19 PM

#5098

gregorio

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Hey guys I just wanted to let you know I'm alright and managed to Nik Wallenda it across this without plunging 6 inches into the 2-foot deep rapids below