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01-22-2016 , 06:42 PM

#9026

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,264

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

I cant believe you dont want to hear about the vet call, you missed a good story

Tell us more about that phone sex with a viet girl.

01-22-2016 , 06:43 PM

#9027

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,363

You're right donks. She looks a lil too young for me. I feel pedo just looking at those pics. Get back to me in 5 years and a few more pizzas.

01-22-2016 , 06:43 PM

#9028

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,608

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

We live in a brilliant world where you can see thousands of topless women and all the news you can imagine, all from your phone. I suggest you save yourself that 40p and ditch the paper

i know i know, i go to the shop every morning and its just pure habit to pick one up, and it cost 1 whole euro over here

01-22-2016 , 06:44 PM

#9029

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,363

This vet discussion is killing my boner.

01-22-2016 , 06:44 PM

#9030

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

*ya'll

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

*y'all

Yes

01-22-2016 , 06:44 PM

#9031

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,409

look at mr moneybags over here, he can afford a 1euro paper everyday. Kristy might want to put you at the top of her little omger rich list.

01-22-2016 , 06:46 PM

#9032

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,515

oh, maybe it's karlie kloss who's besties with tay tay

01-22-2016 , 06:46 PM

#9033

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I would prefer to see Rachel with a different hair style and a little more meat on her bones, but it's not for me to change her.

When you say "meat', do you mean your little chubby ass?

01-22-2016 , 06:46 PM

#9034

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,608

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

You're right donks. She looks a lil too young for me. I feel pedo just looking at those pics. Get back to me in 5 years and a few more pizzas.

she loves pizza!

but fair enough, i should be done with her in 5 years

shes 23 btw..

01-22-2016 , 06:48 PM

#9035

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

No

Yes

F OOT

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

look at mr moneybags over here, he can afford a 1euro paper everyday. Kristy might want to put you at the top of her little omger rich list.

01-22-2016 , 06:49 PM

#9036

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,608

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

I thought it was just bogan, but apparently all the 12-yr-old boys in aussieland have big tits

01-22-2016 , 06:49 PM

#9037

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovedonks

she loves pizza!

but fair enough, i should be done with her in 5 years

shes 23 btw..

I'm 40. Divide by 2 = 20. Add 7 is 27.

Close enough. I'm in.

01-22-2016 , 06:50 PM

#9038

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

That first pic looked promising, and then I saw the shoes, turned me off

01-22-2016 , 06:51 PM

#9039

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,363

This might be a good time to take a shower.

01-22-2016 , 06:51 PM

#9040

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

No no I wont tell you about the vet call, you missed it, I will maybe tell you once if you catch me emotional or very drunk or something

01-22-2016 , 06:52 PM

#9041

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,608

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I imagine you're talking about Lucy Pinder, she was a big deal back in those days. I was never a huge fan though.

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Lucy Pinder yesssssss. Nice bird.

keely was great 2, also rhian

01-22-2016 , 06:56 PM

#9042

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Dont touch yourself under the shower peli thinking of boys with big tits, you filthy alien

01-22-2016 , 06:57 PM

#9043

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,409

I used to have a poster of Natasha Marley. I'm a sucker for blondes

01-22-2016 , 06:57 PM

#9044

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,608

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

oh, maybe it's karlie kloss who's besties with tay tay

dude, they're all besties

01-22-2016 , 07:01 PM

#9045

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Will there be pics of the Viet vet?
Was it a female, at leat?
Many of my friends are Viet vets. Calls from them are seldom engorging.

01-22-2016 , 07:02 PM

#9046

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

These are the right shoes though, I agree

Spoiler:

01-22-2016 , 07:04 PM

#9047

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,264

@FranFran

Spoiler:

01-22-2016 , 07:04 PM

#9048

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Was going to post a pic of the snow, but by the time I got my phone and got my shoes on, it melted.
I'm not an expert, but it doesn't look like a natural disaster.
(Pretty sure it's still gonna **** up traffic).

01-22-2016 , 07:06 PM

#9049

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Shoes are important sex factor lonelybox you cant ignore that, there are some stupid shoes women wear these days which are ugly as **** and my wife has like 3 colors of that model, I told her that I cannot have sex with her 2 hours after she wear that ****.

01-22-2016 , 07:07 PM

#9050

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,409

I don't exactly know where you live Jay, but I hear there is a huge snowstorm heading to the east coast. It looks really fun, maybe you will get more snow.

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