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01-23-2016 , 11:33 AM
OT

I dont understand these open casket cabrio funerals..
01-23-2016 , 11:38 AM
Let's the necropheliacs get their jollies off, necros are people too!
01-23-2016 , 11:39 AM
Fair point, didnt think of that
01-23-2016 , 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by King_of_NYC
We got 5-8" here

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a lot of snow too
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:/

Pics?
01-23-2016 , 01:22 PM
I overpay for this monstrosity of a house, was smart enough to build landscaping into the rent, but was too stoopid to include snow removal. So I just dug a trench long enough to get to the moon and back only to have the snow still coming down.

/snowrant
01-23-2016 , 01:27 PM
more like
01-23-2016 , 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by wisski
Is that your youtube channel wisski?
01-23-2016 , 01:47 PM
Nope, just a small clip of how kony felt I'm sure... Makes me chuckle watching it
01-23-2016 , 03:11 PM
plus back pain
01-23-2016 , 04:15 PM
We finally caved and got a snowblower...

and I think GW might be having too much fun, he just did a pass from our front yard to back...which is just grass underneath.
01-23-2016 , 04:26 PM
I made my first 'non one-liner' post on 2plus2 and I want to share that moment with all of you.

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Originally Posted by LonelyBox
Past two weeks I've been bumhunting the local pubs games, with the hope to become a better player and build a roll for 1-2 and 2-5. One place is NL50 = PLO50 no rake no dealer and the other place is NL100 dealer (need to tips) + 10% rake max 5$.
Those game run on weekdays around 9pm, and it take me 35 mins transport to get there and another 35 mins to go back home. Only problem is I got to get out of the bed every weekdays at 5 am for daily work.

So far I didn't had a losing sessions (including gaz and food cost) , the field is extremly soft, but I most be on a heater, since I find myself playing very poorly, imo. But by the times the game start I'm already tired and after 3 hours session I need to sit out because I'm out of focus.

Even if I didn't lost money so far I think that this plan is -EV. I came out with 3 solutions; a) try to find weekends pub games (very unlikely) b) Play online poker (I don't think I'm good enough player for the field and grinding NL5-NL10 is kind of depressing) c) Quit Poker.

This kind of reflexion really make me feel like I'm brain damage. My head knows that the logical answer is c) but my hearth wants me to become a succesful poker player.
01-23-2016 , 04:29 PM
Daisy took her key fob for her car on accident. So I'm sitting in the car with Windows down at a parking meter that I have no change for. In b4 ticket.

Also can't roll the Windows up and it's like 40ish. Homeless people around me, in b4 begged and then murderraped.
01-23-2016 , 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by LonelyBox
I made my first 'non one-liner' post on 2plus2 and I want to share that moment with all of you.

Originally Posted by LonelyBox View Post
Past two weeks I've been bumhunting the local pubs games, with the hope to become a better player and build a roll for 1-2 and 2-5. One place is NL50 = PLO50 no rake no dealer and the other place is NL100 dealer (need to tips) + 10% rake max 5$.
Those game run on weekdays around 9pm, and it take me 35 mins transport to get there and another 35 mins to go back home. Only problem is I got to get out of the bed every weekdays at 5 am for daily work.

So far I didn't had a losing sessions (including gaz and food cost) , the field is extremly soft, but I most be on a heater, since I find myself playing very poorly, imo. But by the times the game start I'm already tired and after 3 hours session I need to sit out because I'm out of focus.

Even if I didn't lost money so far I think that this plan is -EV. I came out with 3 solutions; a) try to find weekends pub games (very unlikely) b) Play online poker (I don't think I'm good enough player for the field and grinding NL5-NL10 is kind of depressing) c) Quit Poker.

This kind of reflexion really make me feel like I'm brain damage. My head knows that the logical answer is c) but my hearth wants me to become a succesful poker player.
Did anyone else think, "Try making thunders in their direction"?

Congratulations on your first long post, LonelyBox!

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Originally Posted by Jackitos
Daisy took her key fob for her car on accident. So I'm sitting in the car with Windows down at a parking meter that I have no change for. In b4 ticket.

Also can't roll the Windows up and it's like 40ish. Homeless people around me, in b4 begged and then murderraped.
Are you dead yet?
Plz respond!
01-23-2016 , 05:21 PM
RIP Jackitos. Be more creepy wisski. Welcome home eldest of Kristinka. I just had sex. Lucky Box congrats on your first attempt on OOTing the place up. Stay warm America.

Good morning. Time to put the smell of bacon all over this place and I just might sneak in a piece of chocolate cake while everyone is still waking up.
01-23-2016 , 05:23 PM
And won't somebody please tell me what happened with the vet. I'm just dying to know.
01-23-2016 , 05:47 PM
Tought it was a viet
01-23-2016 , 06:00 PM
Id tell you but I'm trying to me less creepy.

If you can't fake hit on someone's 18 yo daughter over the Internet, where can you?!
01-23-2016 , 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by wisski
Id tell you but I'm trying to me less creepy.

If you can't fake hit on someone's 18 yo daughter over the Internet, where can you?!
Shouldn't be too hard to find them irl. Just look for a half naked man in Minnesota waving a snow blower and a crazy cat lady screaming at her phone. Pull down your pants, show them your penis and tell them what it's for.
01-23-2016 , 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
RIP Jackitos. Be more creepy wisski. Welcome home eldest of Kristinka. I just had sex. Lucky Box congrats on your first attempt on OOTing the place up. Stay warm America.

Good morning. Time to put the smell of bacon all over this place and I just might sneak in a piece of chocolate cake while everyone is still waking up.
Sex. Bacon. Chocolate Cake. It's still your birthday it seems
01-23-2016 , 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
Shouldn't be too hard to find them irl. Just look for a half naked man in Minnesota waving a snow blower and a crazy cat lady screaming at her phone. Pull down your pants, show them your penis and tell them what it's for.
I'd prefer if it was "too hard" if you track us down irl, but I otherwise concur.
01-23-2016 , 08:01 PM
Hello, I am in the mood for real talk.
01-23-2016 , 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Golfing_Stud
Sex. Bacon. Chocolate Cake. It's still your birthday it seems
It's just been the best week ever man

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Originally Posted by Kristy
I'd prefer if it was "too hard" if you track us down irl, but I otherwise concur.
I'd move next door if it wasn't so damn cold and your football team didn't wear purple.
01-23-2016 , 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Da33le
Hello, I am in the mood for real talk.
What's your favourite colour?
01-23-2016 , 08:06 PM
It is sky blue.
01-23-2016 , 08:07 PM
Wow, that almost got a little too real.

      
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