I was just thinking we could do with some more fantasy talk itt

Hmmmm rebound bedoinkadoink possibilities

I had a dream where I ****ed Jennifer Lawrence

We all have mutant, we all have.

Was she wearing a Benny Hill mask and combat boots in your dream?

she wore a hockey mask and had a chainsaw and combat boots in mine

Oh yeah - with Geno as his QB now I'm sure his production will go up 50%

It annoys me to no end they stole the online poker sign-up bonus marketing strategy. Reminds me every time I hear an ad how ****ed it is that they killed poker in USAtheFREE

She was wearing a flowery dress and i took her for a nice dinner and it was mostly her on top

Most uh lee

Mut, join draft kings.. First_Circle referred you

I'll get manies os

We can enter the same contests

Kevroc plays at draftkings too

Um referral?

It'll be just like old times os

Gonna need a link son

Brickie?

Where are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu??

BRIIIIIIIIICKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!???

Yeah. When I joined kevroc got referral credit. My bro joined, I got credit.. as long as you provide my user name First_Circle. I think that's how it works, you should be prompted at the time of sign-up.

Hi, I'm back home.
Yesterday was a f**kin adventure.
Yesterday afternoon, AFTER the surgery, I get told that I just hadta go pee, they would cut me loose.
Yeah, nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
my wound did minor gushage.
So, the surgeon's gotta go back in, no anesthesia 4 me, fires up his little soldering iron cauterizes all over the wound. Burned and stung like hell. So they keep me overnight. I'm not set up 4 dinnertime, they feed me turkey sandwiches, chocolate ice cream, and Shasta cola until I damn near pop.

And they get me some Tylenol 3's. Watching the Jets almost pull it off. Hospitals cable remotes are chit, no numeric keypad, you gotta scroll thru 90 odd channels. So I missed the walk-off homer from the Giants.

No way to get comfy w/ my leg, but I'm finally sleepy. Crash after Letterman until 3am. Hear this old guy caterwauling... "NURRRSE! NUUUUUURRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSE!". about 45-minute bursts of this crap. Dude, like use the call button!

About 6am, nurse explains they have an alzheimer's guy on the floor.
He's still going on scream rages.
They're lucky I didn't go angry and look for his ass, dude woulda ate a pee bottle.
About 12 noon [and oh-hey-while-you're-here-how-about-a-flu-shot?] some orderly leaves me to wait 4 a cab, in the wrong location ofc.
F**k this. I live like 1 block away. Bail out of wheelchair [in outright defiance of state regulations] and f**king walk home.

Brag: No ebola, yet. Mebbe this f**king wound will heal.
I was sposed 2 get some antibiotics too, they even clusterf**ked that.

G00t 2 b back, guyz. [even u, elrey]

https://www.draftkings.com/account/s...erving%3DFalse

Welp... I think you missed your referral sir. You have to send a special link with your username it seems

No biggie. F the referral. Lemme know wat contests u enter. I do the freebies or the cheap 1$ ones. And gl tid : )

and that fredd-bird guy, i miss him too

universal gif.