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the more you go the club, the more chance you have of hooking up the more times you hook up the better the chances of the girl you WANT to date will happen,

I'm not waiting till some bitch falls in my la[ * cough* bree * cough*

10-17-2014 , 09:21 AM

#3053

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

girl i brought over this morning had her period. no sexy or bj for luke

I've never heard of a mouth period before.

10-17-2014 , 09:53 AM

#3054

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

A girls mouth is full of germs. You really want to stick your penis in there?

10-17-2014 , 09:59 AM

#3055

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,362

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I've never heard of a mouth period before.

But you've never seen Luke in person either

10-17-2014 , 10:01 AM

#3056

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

Dunno bout you but I am never sticking my schlong into bacteria infested cavity

10-17-2014 , 10:05 AM

#3057

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by biceps

Dunno bout you but I am never sticking my schlong into bacteria infested cavity

I'd believe that

10-17-2014 , 10:06 AM

#3058

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,362

are anii bacteria infested cavities? Asking for a friend...

10-17-2014 , 11:15 AM

#3059

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

are anii bacteria infested cavities? Asking for a friend...

It seems jack's and el mutante's are

10-17-2014 , 11:21 AM

#3060

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

It seems jack's and el mutante's are

Mine is pretty dirty sometimes

10-17-2014 , 11:22 AM

#3061

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

This stupid computer has been stuck in the same screen for like 45 minutes. Stupid update failure.

10-17-2014 , 11:43 AM

#3062

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

This stupid computer has been stuck in the same screen for like 45 minutes. Stupid update failure.

Lagbanned

10-17-2014 , 12:44 PM

#3063

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Keeps restarting itself but going nowhere.. Google said it would fix itself.

10-17-2014 , 12:46 PM

#3064

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Keeps restarting itself but going nowhere.. Google said it would fix itself.

It's fine. Will do it a few times

10-17-2014 , 12:53 PM

#3065

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,350

i had an update that did something like that and was reading up on how to fix it and whether i'd need to reinstall the OS etc, and then finally it booted fine. They should warn you their ****ing update is going to take an hour, because after five minutes of nothing happening, you obviously think something's wrong, and after half an hour you're ready to start smashing your monitor.

10-17-2014 , 01:07 PM

#3066

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

It took two and a half hours, but yes, it fixed itself

10-17-2014 , 01:19 PM

#3067

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Yeah, that was the issue the other day when I thought I was going to have to format.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

It took two and a half hours, but yes, it fixed itself

I have a ssd, and it just sat there black screen for like 20 minutes.

10-17-2014 , 01:32 PM

#3068

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,350

oh is this a new update. good to know not to do it when i want to be using my computer again soon. they really need to warn you about this ****

10-17-2014 , 01:35 PM

#3069

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

I have an ssd.

It's from putting your pecker in places you shouldn't

10-17-2014 , 01:55 PM

#3070

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I think im going to watch this stupid channel four show where they raise money for charity. Might have a few ct celebs.

10-17-2014 , 02:01 PM

#3071

Mr. Variance

adept

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,001

damn it!

I was banned for 24hs for asking for a ban on op and every other user in a 20 mile radius in a ****ty nvg thread. and I dind't tell him to EAD... wasted such a good opportunity. thread is closed now, so there's nothing I can do now.

I feel useless now.