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Belgium waffles are delicious...

Eat ****. OH WAIT YOU ALREADY DO.

True story

Royals baseball is better than watever shiit you're into, Mayo : )

gnite, amigos

Here is what happened

So after a solid workout, I needed a little reprieve and felt a nice hot session in the sauna would do the trick. Feeling exhausted but oddly refreshed, I left the sauna and proceeded to walk down the stairs to the main area of the gym. However, I could hear an odd slapping sound. I peaked around the corner.

I saw the receptionist in a prone position with her skirt pulled up and the gym manager behind her with his pants down his ankles, his hands cupping her young supple breasts. He had beads of sweat dripping down to the mat and on the girls gyrating ass. He had his fully erect penis inside the gorgeous asian woman's tight ass and he was ****ing her as if it was his last day on earth. I began to get hard.

She began to masturbate and moan loudly. Her whole pelvic began to shake wildly as her body began to spasm in a wave of orgasmic pleasure. I was now fully erect myself and feeling the pain of my penis pressing against my boxers. I pulled my pants down and began to masturbate, tickling my balls with my other hand.

But I was so turned on by this display of anal sex that I couldn't help myself...I squirt some liquid soap from the bathroom onto my finger and slowly put it inside my ass. I've never been ****ed in my ass before as I am completely straight but at this point, I wasn't sure of anything anymore. My finger passed my anal sphincter and my ass began to loosen up.

Deeper and deeper I put my finger up my ass while masturbating with my other hand. Her moans got louder and louder. I couldn't take it anymore and lost it...I had my first prostate orgasm. My legs shook violently and I laid down on my side on the floor. The orgasm left my body feeling exhausted but I wasn't done...I could feel the cum shooting up to my penis. I came the hardest I ever have in my life and thick ropes of cum came shooting out everywhere.

An den?

I always saw this thread here and wondered what it was about.

its where the desperate and the sad argue over the mundane.

hey **** you nyc_jon

Oh my... the exceedingly rare ATC sighting

#lox

**** you ATC.

j/k ilu

Carl brings great insight to the NFL.
He also brings great insight to above-ground swimming pools.

Well, would you look at this...rohjoh, mayo, witty, and ATC pop in and toes is laying in a puddle of sperm with his finger up his ass....and it's not even Friday!

Good morning. Its a beautiful day

lol

Sooo, this bad boy just flew in my bedroom and smashed himself while trying to get out through a closed window. He then proceeded to fall behind the radiator. Bad news is, he's now covered in dust and I was rude enough to not offer him a shower. The good news is he just flew away so I guess he'll be alright.

biceps you didn't eat that? wtf?

I can't even see what it is.

It's a bagel and I never eat bagels

EAT THEM ALL