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02-07-2012 , 08:49 PM

#3901

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

what's the most ribbons anyone has? does anyone have a suit made out of ribbons?

This hero:

02-07-2012 , 08:50 PM

#3902

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

does anyone have a suit made out of ribbons?

I think abe has at least one.

02-07-2012 , 08:50 PM

#3903

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

for some reason i think this website is illegal
http://www.usamilitarymedals.com/arm...c-2069_20.html

02-07-2012 , 08:51 PM

#3904

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

"His name is Nickolas Androsky and he's a former Airman 1st Class who served as a C-130 loadmaster at Pope AFB No. Carolina. The airman was court-martialed in 2003 for drug use. Percoset, mushrooms, nitrous oxide, and huffing shoe polish. That's much of the reason he looks like an idiot. Because he is."

02-07-2012 , 08:52 PM

#3905

Francis M.H.

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 2,701

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

This hero:

i think he may have just pooped his pants

02-07-2012 , 08:52 PM

#3906

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

Quote:

Originally Posted by :tinfoil:

yea and then when you run out of places to put ribbons on your suit they start making you progressively larger hats

the most decorated wear floppy sun hats

02-07-2012 , 08:52 PM

#3907

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

salvias a helluva drug

02-07-2012 , 08:53 PM

#3908

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

This hero:

That chick can't even get her tie squared away.

02-07-2012 , 08:53 PM

#3909

TheNothing

the knees of nothing

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 42,425

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

Just easy for people to call me "the bitch" cause why? Oh right I'm a woman. Hey guys, maybe I'm about to start my period, omg Lololol isn't that a really ****ing original joke?

wow flo jo itt

lol j/k

02-07-2012 , 08:53 PM

#3910

:tinfoil:

journeyman

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 213

basically i think they give the most ribbons to whoever looks the most aspie or downy

02-07-2012 , 08:54 PM

#3911

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

world's last WWI vet dies
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...-aged-110.html

02-07-2012 , 08:54 PM

#3912

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by :tinfoil:

basically i think they give the most ribbons to whoever looks the most aspie or downy

Then how come I only have three?

02-07-2012 , 08:54 PM

#3913

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by phil0pp

salvias a helluva drug

Nightshade is the new salvia.
Used to be jimson seeds.

02-07-2012 , 08:55 PM

#3914

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

world's last WWI vet dies
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...-aged-110.html

I already knew this.

02-07-2012 , 08:55 PM

#3915

stabn

Usurper

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 21,644

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

I am not usually a bitch to people unless they have been bitches to me.

Sometimes I'm just a bitch though.

In pelicans case I was perfectly nice to him for quite some time until he decided to be a little ****ing bitch. Why would I be nice to someone who speaks with so much vitriol towards me?

Just easy for people to call me "the bitch" cause why? Oh right I'm a woman. Hey guys, maybe I'm about to start my period, omg Lololol isn't that a really ****ing original joke?

Decent rant but you forgot to include deaf people.

02-07-2012 , 08:56 PM

#3916

:tinfoil:

journeyman

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 213

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

Then how come I only have three?

just give it some time

02-07-2012 , 08:57 PM

#3917

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by :tinfoil:

basically i think they give the most ribbons to whoever looks the most aspie or downy

Have a mayo wrapped up like a Christmas present joke, but we'll set it aside since tensions are running so high in here.

02-07-2012 , 08:57 PM

#3918

EvanWilliams

4L Triviabang & FF League 1 Champ

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,336

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Nightshade is the new salvia.
Used to be jimson seeds.

i am interested in ibogaine imo

02-07-2012 , 08:59 PM

#3919

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvanWilliams

i am interested in ibogaine imo

It'll make your vulva brittle.

02-07-2012 , 09:01 PM

#3920

Mayo

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Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

The number of ribbons I have is sort of moot, since I have only worn my blues once in the last six months. And I could well go another year from today without wearing them.

So it's a good thing they spent like $700 outfitting me with three pair of slacks, four shirts, a pair of shoes, six pair of socks, a belt, two ties, six undershirts, one coat, one trench coat, and one windbreaker in uniforms that I never wear. Instead of all that, they could've issued me one $200 jacket that I can actually wear with my regular uniform. Butnaaaaaah.

02-07-2012 , 09:03 PM

#3921

elrey

‏

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,532

a trench coat sounds badass

02-07-2012 , 09:04 PM

#3922

:tinfoil:

journeyman

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 213

#GOVERNMENTWASTE

o wait

its the military - plz spend freely

02-07-2012 , 09:04 PM

#3923

EvanWilliams

4L Triviabang & FF League 1 Champ

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,336

http://www2.vcdh.virginia.edu/HIUS31...s/hsthomp.html

Quote:

Not much has been written about The Ibogaine Effect as a serious factor in the Presidential Campaign, but toward the end of the Wisconsin primary race -- about a week before the vote -- word leaked out that some of Muskie's top advisors had called in a Brazilian doctor who was said to be treating the candidate with "some kind of strange drug" that nobody in the press corps had ever heard of.

It had been common knowledge for many weeks that Humphrey was using an exotic brand of speed known as Wallot . . . and it had long been whispered that Muskie was into something very heavy, but it was hard to take the talk seriously until I heard about the appearance of a mysterious Brazilian doctor. That was the key.

Big Ed discussed the marijuana question
for the dope-smoking students in Madison,
Wisconsin, moments before refusing
to take a toke himself. Later
in the campaign, however, it was
reported that Senator Muskie was a
known user of a powerful drug called Ibogaine.
I immediately recognized The Ibogaine Effect -- from Muskie's tearful breakdown on the flatbed truck in New Hampshire, the delusions and altered thinking that characterized his campaign in Florida, and finally the condition of "total rage" that gripped him in Wisconsin.

There was no doubt about it: The Man from Maine had turned to massive doses of Ibogaine as a last resort. The only remaining question was "when did he start?" But nobody could answer this one, and I was not able to press the candidate himself for an answer because I was permanently barred from the Muskie campaign after that incident on the "Sunshine Special" in Florida . . . and that scene makes far more sense now than it did at the time. Muskie has always taken pride in his ability to deal with hecklers; he has frequently challenged them, calling them up to the stage in front of big crowds and then forcing the poor bastards to debate with him in a blaze of TV lights.

But there was none of that in Florida. When the Boohoo began grabbing at his legs and screaming for more gin, Big Ed went all to pieces . . . which gave rise to speculation. among reporters familiar with his campaign style in '68 and '70, that Muskie was not himself. It was noted, among other things, that he had developed a tendency to roll his eyes wildly during TV interviews, that his thought patterns had become strangely fragmented, and that not even his closest advisors could predict when he might suddenly spiral off into babbling rages, or neocomatose funks.

In restrospect, however, it is easy to see why Muskie fell apart on that caboose platform in the Miami train station. There he was -- far gone in a bad Ibogaine frenzy -- suddenly shoved out in a rainstorm to face a sullen crowd and some kind of snarling lunatic going for his legs while he tried to explain why he was "the only Democrat who can beat Nixon."

It is entirely conceivable -- given the known effects of Ibogaine -- that Muskie's brain was almost paralyzed by hallucinations at the time; that he looked out at that crowd and saw gila monsters instead of people, and that his mind snapped completely when he felt something large and apparently vicious clawing at his legs. We can only speculate on this, because those in a position to know have flatly refused to comment on rumors concerning the Senator's disastrous experiments with Ibogaine. I tried to find the Brazilian doctor on election Bight in Milwaukee, but by the time the polls closed he was long gone. One of the hired bimbos in Milwaukee's Holiday Inn headquarters said a man with fresh welts on his head had been dragged out the side door and put on a bus to Chicago, but we were never able to confirm this. . . .

02-07-2012 , 09:06 PM

#3924

elrey

‏

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by :tinfoil:

#GOVERNMENTWASTE

o wait

its the military - plz spend freely

STEALTH FIGHTERS AND AIRCRAFT CARRIERS FOR EVERYONE

02-07-2012 , 09:06 PM

#3925

Kentucky Buddha

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,298

You see on her bio that she was at Wright-Patterson almost her whole career...you can do that in in the Air Force. The B-2 Command technically IS downrange most of the time, they just fly home to Missouri after every sortie because those a special birds. I see how odd it is to you but it is not nearly so bizarre as you think. Your Strategic Commander probably was prior enlisted or had a branch change or both, that is a whole lot of hardware there for sure though. It is really hard to wind up like Chesty Puller in the Chair Force if you are an Officer that has their assignments in CONUS mang. Take it easy big fella.

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