That's not it - that was the ****ty only result I could get out of google. I think the one Gizmo posted was better quality and without a giant **** off logo on it.

Who haven't I thought about having sex with?

Strom Thurmond, that's who.

You know she doesn't live there anymore, right?

LOL You seem repeatedly as though you don't get it. Meh. I am just so terrified of your greater skill in every range of combat that includes a computer that I will surrender now without further delay. Before you go Anonymous on me. lol

i hate it when i forget to save stuff like that in my photobucket

i had to look through a ton of old omgs for the harold.jpg in my first post today

paper trail

Ur dum

I UNDERSTAND HOW DECORATIONS WORK. I FURTHER UNDERSTAND THAT THE NUMBER OF RIBBONS ON ONE'S CHEST IS NOT ALL THAT HIGHLY CORRELATED WITH THE TOTAL NUMBER OF DECORATIONS EARNED. I FURTHER UNDERSTAND THAT THE NUMBER OF DECORATIONS EARNED IS NOT AT ALL A RELIABLE BAROMETER OF DEGREE OF SERVICE RENDERED. I FURTHER UNDERSTAND THAT THERE ARE FAR MORE LITTLE BULL**** RIBBONS THAT ENLISTED AIRMEN GET THAT OFFICERS ARE NOT ELIGIBLE FOR. I FURTHER UNDERSTAND THAT CERTAIN AFSC'S RARELY/NEVER DEPLOY OR PCS AND THUS DO NOT OFTEN RECEIVE THE STANDARD "PARTING GIFT" DECORATIONS. I, HOWEVER, CONTEND THAT EVEN WITH ALL OF THESE FACTORS, A LIEUTENANT GENERAL IN THE MODERN UNITED STATES AIR FORCE WITH A RIBBON RACK THAT SMALL IS HIGHLY UNUSUAL AND THUS WORTHY OF AN IDLE COMMENT. FURTHERMORE, MY SEARCH OF THE AIR FORCE BIOGRAPHICAL DATABASE CONFIRMS THIS CONTENTION.

Omg...I used to live on paper trail!

No...it was pioneer trail and I bought papers there.

I used to live on Aztec Trail. Thus my porn name is Daisy Aztec.

Damn...mayo, you need a dilly bar or a malted.

Thunders, bro.

The idle comment line was pretty solid.

its amazing that this whole discussion stems from that

Cortez, Cortez

What a killer!

KILLER!!1!

I'm pretty sure I just need to get laid.

meme alert

that

but its not as unusual as you think it is

I had a paper trail when I was 12. Thats how long ive been working.

you crazy kids dont know what hard work is, why back in my day 50c got me a mars bar and something

By the way, if you didn't like reading that ALL CAPS post, be advised that apparently the Army and Marines seem to like to do all of their communicating in ALL CAPS. It's always a bad day when I have to open up an Army communique.

tid

New budget apparently lets military detain civilians indefinitely. I'm coming at you, bro.

What's a paper trail?

About eight pounds.

a trail of paper

kinda like a dossier imo

In aussieland its the route a paperboy takes to sell his papers