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02-07-2012 , 08:07 PM

#3826

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by stabn

Mayo,

I recommend playing whale sounds and smoking up.

That reminds me, I think I have a drug test coming up soon. I love them, because I get out of work for like an hour.

02-07-2012 , 08:08 PM

#3827

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Spoilers blow on mobile app.

You shoulda gotten the brizalian trim.

Tantalizing, nevertheless

02-07-2012 , 08:08 PM

#3828

stabn

Usurper

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 21,682

It takes you that long to pee? You might want to get that looked at.

02-07-2012 , 08:08 PM

#3829

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

Giz and peli should just bang and get this over with.

that tension between us gets me so hot tho

02-07-2012 , 08:09 PM

#3830

stabn

Usurper

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 21,682

Peli needs to f5 and see the where she already said no.

02-07-2012 , 08:09 PM

#3831

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

.... have you seen a vagina recently?

There was a diagram in the doctors office iirc.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ashes of eight

pretty disappointing seeing ppl who think they are adults making fun of someones disability in omg , way to go mods u guys are the ones i want to lead me

The Leaders and Best!

02-07-2012 , 08:10 PM

#3832

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,338

Fascia is awesome.

02-07-2012 , 08:10 PM

#3833

elrey

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,532

remember guys i was too volatile to mod lol

02-07-2012 , 08:11 PM

#3834

elrey

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,532

02-07-2012 , 08:12 PM

#3835

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by ashes of eight

pretty disappointing seeing ppl who think they are adults making fun of someones disability in omg , way to go mods u guys are the ones i want to lead me

they mad

02-07-2012 , 08:12 PM

#3836

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by stabn

It takes you that long to pee? You might want to get that looked at.

1. Get phone call to report to PA.
2. Report to PA.
3. Get orders to report to drug testing.
4. Go to drug testing.
5. Drink lots of water while watching a Tyler Perry movie.
6. Pee in cup.
7. Stand in line holding own urine above your shoulder.
8. Answer questionnaire about said urine.
9. Receive paperwork indicating successful urination.
10. Return to work center.
11. Report on successful urination to supervisor.
12. Take paperwork concerning same to PA.
13. Stand in line at PA.
14. Surrender paperwork.
15. Return to work.

02-07-2012 , 08:12 PM

#3837

elrey

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,532

the like 8 walking dead trades in the background make the picture really awesome

02-07-2012 , 08:13 PM

#3838

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by stabn

Peli needs to f5 and see the where she already said no.

Nbats ftw

02-07-2012 , 08:14 PM

#3839

dangeraw

bad beat soundboard

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 20,852

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

I wonder if pelican makes creepy deaf noises with an australian accent?

i wonder if your a bitch today

02-07-2012 , 08:15 PM

#3840

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

You guys ready for this neck vag?

Spoiler:

Rip

02-07-2012 , 08:15 PM

#3841

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

The problem with eating healthy is that when I buy a cucumber and cut it in half and put one of the halves in the fridge to eat later it spoiles on me in the interim. This would never happen to a bag OT Chips Ahoy which are 42% preservatives.

02-07-2012 , 08:16 PM

#3842

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,343

neck vagina itt

02-07-2012 , 08:16 PM

#3843

dangeraw

bad beat soundboard

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 20,852

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

or if u put the cucumber in a zip lock bag

02-07-2012 , 08:17 PM

#3844

stabn

Usurper

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 21,682

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

omg i would probably just walk away and never come back

02-07-2012 , 08:18 PM

#3845

stabn

Usurper

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 21,682

Quote:

Originally Posted by dangeraw

or if u put the cucumber in a zip lock bag

With a little lemon juice on it!

02-07-2012 , 08:18 PM

#3846

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Quote:

Originally Posted by dangeraw

or if u put the cucumber in a zip lock bag

It was

02-07-2012 , 08:19 PM

#3847

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by stabn

omg i would probably just walk away and never come back

That's a shorter list.

1. Get dishonorably discharged.
2. Never get a decent job again.

02-07-2012 , 08:20 PM

#3848

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by dangeraw

i wonder if your a bitch today

*you're

02-07-2012 , 08:20 PM

#3849

Kentucky Buddha

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,298

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

srsly tho....the rubbermaid tupperware looking deals you can get now that have green spacers in the bottom (kinda like a false floor) help quite a bit....who knew?