my use of ridiculous is pretty ridiculous. good thing i just figured out that its ri and not re. pretty ridiculous tbh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb1PRxV0mpw

disco you make that same add and put rich male and you will probably get a hit eventually

is that porn?

i don't know but it gave me an orgasm

It probably a lot like poker in this case.


Go whale hunting, extract value even though you have bottom pair.

disco shoulda grew up on nabisco

it has gone far beyond diculous - even past teh point of don (g) culous

ugh so lifetilted atm. g/f went for a riding lesson with her best friend. first time for both of them, the place was supposed to be pretty cool tutoring small kids for horse jumping competitions or w/e.

g/f comes back apparently dude didn't find a helmet for her friend initially was going to just send her out like that but then did find a helmet. put them on the two biggest horses (calm and docile he said), talked to them a bit then left for ten mins to help some kid who was doing horse jumping.

then they go into this apparently advanced thing where he holds the horse and has the horse trot around him in a circle. horse randomly goes nuts (g/f told me she'd felt he was kinda anxious, bothered by the flies and not happy with his mouth...harness?) and throws g/f off. luckily, she's not paralized and luckily the half a ton horse does not trample her.

what does the dude do? he tries to PULL her up (if she'd had a neck injury that'd have been it) even with her saying she can't get up then after she drags herself up he tries to get her back on the horse!!!!!! then when g/f declines he just goes on with the lesson with her friend while my gf can just sit there, not even walk, and then lets her DRIVE home telling her they'll reschedule tomorrow's session (which they'd already paid for) cuz she obviously can't make it.

Oh and at the end of the session dude gave g/f's friend a brush to brush the hair while she could only watch in pain.

took gf to the hospital 30 mins after she got home cuz she couldn't walk without bursting into tears nor sit down without being in unbearable pain. x-rays are non conclusive on whether there's a fissure in/around the coccyx....

raging sooooo hard im happy im not a violent person but id still like to whack a few heads when i go down there

sounds like a super easy lawsuit if she has any damage

well thats why you dont go horseriding. i mean who wants to ride some big ass animal that can easily kick you off and trample you to death. sounds like an exciting time. i mean when you get on a horse you have to know the risk your taking ahead of time. it's not like shes the first person thats ever been kicked off a horse. now granted the idiot working there probably could have done a much better job of helping her out. you def should look into suing him.

If there is even an ounce of truth to this, Howard should be #$!!***

http://www.billrini.com/

FullTilt Payout Problems Exposed

Can you post it in text here? I'm not clicking that link.

just click it, it's safe. wuss.

Zach,

I would think you know who I am by now, but here it is anyway:

Last week Todd Brunson tweeted that he had run into Howard Lederer in Las Vegas and that after telling him how short he was of cash Howard offered to pay him what he had locked up on Full Tilt.

He asked how much I had on tilt and I told him 150k.. He said come with me. We went to his car and he opened his trunk and paid me!!!!!!

He even tweeted a photo he grabbed of Lederer before the payout.

This got me to thinking. First off, what the hell was Lederer doing with $150,000 in the trunk of his car? Is he filming a new reality television show called “Carjack me”? What kind of theft deductible does Howard carry on his wheels? Then it hit me. Full Tilt has been shut down by nearly every bank in the world. This must be their “technical difficulties” that they’ve been referencing in their FTPDoug posts.

So, is this a brilliant PR move by Howard and Ray Bitar? Is Howard going to tour the US in his Audi A8 and hand out people’s bankrolls to them at prearranged restaurant parking lots across the country?

Sadly, a little investigation into this matter proves this too may be a “technical difficulty.” As you can see in the image below, it is highly unlikely that $150,000,000 (represented to scale) would fit in the trunk of most cars (even minus Todd’s $150K).

My sources have told me that the reason that Full Tilt asked for (and received) an adjournment at the Alderney hearing today was so Howard could rent a more appropriate vehicle for the cash dispersal. Unfortunately, Howard’s Full Tilt, Tiltware, Pocket Kings company credit card was declined at U-Haul and Ray is busy in Dublin trying to find a staff member who might be able to lend them a debit card.

Please stay tuned here for more information and dates for the “FTP W00t W00t, Come Get Your L00t” tour.

rofl i remember when zach wouldn't click my f.lux link

explain? I was going to click it but you made me paranoid

he's paranoid about viruses/trojans etc. text was quoted above anyway so no need to click either way. but link is fine fwiw

that story about Howard paying Brunson out of his car in cash was debunked a while ago.

its like riding a horse. i mean who wants to click some little ass link that can easily **** your 3 antivirus programs up and rape your computer to death. sounds like an exciting time. i mean when you click on a link you have to know the risk your taking ahead of time. it's not like he'd be the first person thats ever been ****ed by a link. now granted the idiot providing the link probably could have done a much better job of confirming the legitimacy of it. you def should look into suing him if your computer gets aids.

ok just read the the text mike posted since no way i was clicking on that horseriding link. who's in for carjacking lederer with me?

It had nothing to do with who you are idk I'm just paranoid of clicking links to random pages it's not like I'm accusing you of intentionally doing anything could easily just be you post a link to something you think is safe but is not. Thanks for posting the text though.

$150k can fit inside a glove box.

http://cockeyed.com/inside/million/million_dollars.html

did you guys hear about the home poker game that got robbed and one robber got shot dead and the other robber got shot in the arm. happened less than 5 miles from where i live.