Not even a morning ****? those girls are the worst. But at least you didnt have to drive her home.

Not taking her home was definitely a win.

Man.. I really do need to start using condoms.

yeah, if you dont like thai baby-vipers and HIV, then condoms are the right tool.

that TR did a good job of reminding me that i've been here so long, i'm oblivious to what's actually going on in the heads of people who haven't been here long.

you didn't miss much at Icon. closed at 4am. the entire staff of that bar we hung out at decided to come with us to Icon instead of going into Patong. the bar owner (who i think is hot) was so drunk that she didn't realize her skirt was up above her panties most of the time.

the girl that won 1k baht off of me at Jackpot came along, bored out of her skull. i'm pretty sure she came along b/c she thought i'd ship her for sure if she showed up. she told me she's never drinking long islands again.

the night before i gave her 500 baht to chug a fresh long island that i made so it was made correctly with 5 full shots a few minutes after she had chugged the last half of her previous long island.... she'd proceeded to cry about how her boyfriend was an old man, then blacked out. i had to carry her to her room. the girls told me that she puked all over the bed and floor.

everyone in the bar kept chanting "long island" whenever she was around me, to get on her nerves. they had pretty good humor about coming home to a room full of vomit.

Cant get this vid to play for some reason

Anyone else think this guy might still believe in Santa Claus?

because he knows a few guys that shipped attractive girls that accept money in exchange for sex?

maybe i'm completely missing your point :?

spiv, i think his point was not that he thought they might be virgins, but rather that he knew some guys who had shipped them personally, and that was a barrier to him for whatever reason he chooses to make it a barrier.

Maybe it was a typo on his behalf but saying "I know of multiple guys..." suggests that he didn't personally know the guys that shipped them, just that they had been shipped multiple times. To which I say: LDO

ahhhhhh, adam! your making bkk sound more attractive!

I put in my notice though, moving no matter what!

Rutang, if your thinking about getting a place with adam might be your roommate. whats up?

your tr needs more goldenshowers and man whoring!
when your bored of phuket consider trying out another place in thailand where theres more normal nightlife, cm/bkk.

how do people still not understand why I associate the word "donk" with Phuket?

it's probably hard for people to get inside your thought process without being complete pricks themselves

AceCR9 for mod?

Yeah, the 3 of us need to talk about it pretty soon, will need to lock up a place within the next week or two.

For whatever reason, this really made me LMAO.

Yeah, I have barriers...issues... If a girl has ****ed someone that I personally know, its a no go for me.
On the flip side, the Shyer, Younger and more Innocent a girl is, the more attractive I find them.

Richard,

I seem to have misplaced your phone #. Please PM it to me or sign on MSN. Don't be a stranger!

lol, ya think?

condoms are overrated - it is redic hard to get HIV. Couldn't find the chart in two minutes of Googling but IIRC it is 1/5000 for a male having unprotected vaginal intercourse with a female who has HIV/AIDS.

Lets say random whores have 10% chance of having AIDS, so you are looking at 1/50,000 to catch it if you don't strap with hookers - much less if you don't come inside of her.

Probably 10-100x more easy to die on a motorcycle taxi...

You'll probably catch some other treatable **** every once in awhile but a trip to the doctor, a shot and a couple thousand baht will have you back to normal.

So according to your gorilla math if I animialize 100k hookers sans condom I have a 200% chance to catch the HIV? ****

nice WR imo

yup, so after 50k hookers you dont even have to worry about it anymore. Hc82 can u create some more algorythms to solve all the other risky behaviors i parttake in.

You can still catch babies though, hardly any Thai hookers take any form of oral contraception.

i would not advise going raw into 100,000 hookers

would be pretty hard for her to track you down and then prove it was yours when she probably has 50 new partners per month.

it's a risk though, sure. and one that scares me a lot more than aids