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09-24-2010 , 03:23 AM

#976

meinv

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Originally Posted by AlanDyer

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjA3MTkyMDM2.html
watch my chinese poker video

Do you want to be deported or something?
I am telling you china prison is not something for you to joke around.
The government easily trace you with the IP you submitted when you upload the vid.

Online gambling still illegal in china.

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09-24-2010 , 05:30 AM

#977

AlanDyer

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Originally Posted by meinv

Yea online gambling is illegal in china.. and a multi billion dollar industry.. i think 1/2 the people I know were gambling on the world cup. The government has to fry alot of fish to get to me

Still, where would you recommend I upload the videos then?? I have a ton of Chinese in my QQ group, are you 'mienvana'?

Edit: I just asked the group, and they said theres tons of this kind of video on youku.

Last edited by AlanDyer; 09-24-2010 at 05:40 AM.

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09-24-2010 , 06:39 AM

#978

meinv

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Originally Posted by AlanDyer

Still, where would you recommend I upload the videos then?? .

Why do you have to upload those videos at the first place?
Do you plan on coaching the chinese how to play Holdem?

You will get into big problem real soon my friend.

Wish you all the best.

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09-24-2010 , 07:21 AM

#979

AlanDyer

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What??? Did i offend you somehow?? Seriously.. what's wrong mate???

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09-24-2010 , 07:58 AM

#980

ksuno1stunner

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nit itt

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09-24-2010 , 08:44 AM

#981

meinv

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AlanDyer

What??? Did i offend you somehow?? Seriously.. what's wrong mate???

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Originally Posted by AlanDyer

i think 1/2 the people I know were gambling on the world cup. The government has to fry alot of fish to get to me

Yes, but they do it discretely.

Your case is different, you are telling everyone (with your video and you in it), that you play online poker in china for the last 5 years and trying to make China Yuan 20,000 (US$ 3k), and trying to recruit students!!!

What proof the police need? all there!

How stupid can you be?

http://www.stupidtester.com/

p.s:
I am not your mate!

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09-24-2010 , 10:34 AM

#982

TvSa

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Originally Posted by meinv

trying to recruit students!!!!

this
is not a good idea

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09-24-2010 , 10:35 AM

#983

AlanDyer

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Right, because Chinese people writing "刀" [dao] instead of 美元 [us dollars] is really sneaky.. i'm sure nobody is gonna figure that out lol.

You might want to check out www.pukevip.com if you wanna start reporting people for breaking the law

I bet there's a ton of ips logged on there!!

Anyway trying not to lose my temper, what do you suggest I say in the videos instead to be sneaky?? I do wanna find students, and I don't have to encourage them to gamble. Just students of QQ play money poker etc.

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09-24-2010 , 10:40 AM

#984

TvSa

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Originally Posted by AlanDyer

I do wanna find students, and I don't have to encourage them to gamble. Just students of QQ play money poker etc.

so you are promoting play money poker here?
sorry
my chinese is not up to yours

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09-24-2010 , 10:47 AM

#985

AlanDyer

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Originally Posted by TvSa

so you are promoting play money poker here?
sorry
my chinese is not up to yours

Haha don't make fun of my Chinese ! Punk!

What's so special about finding students that you guys leap on it?

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09-24-2010 , 01:25 PM

#986

TvSa

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really,
my chinese is no way up to yours, just the basics of getting by on the strret and in a restaurant, i have no idea what you say on the video,

i cant really believe you cant see what may be suspect about finding suspects though

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09-25-2010 , 06:38 AM

#987

thehabit 420

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Originally Posted by BeasterNuggets

Table talk consists of English, Cantonese, Mandarin, Korean, and Japenese. The most common I hear at the table is Cantonese followed by Mandarin. There are times I hear people talking about the hand while its going on, The times i've been involved in big hands and they were talking about the hand I kindly asked them to stop and they respected that and waited till after the hand to finish talking about it.

This coming from a kid who speaks 5 words of Cantonese and 10 words of Mandarin...Jia You!

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09-25-2010 , 06:41 AM

#988

thehabit 420

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Originally Posted by AlanDyer

Yea online gambling is illegal in china.. and a multi billion dollar industry.. i think 1/2 the people I know were gambling on the world cup. The government has to fry alot of fish to get to me

BRING BACK THE PICK UP JOURNAL ALAN!

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09-27-2010 , 03:41 AM

#989

RosieTheGreat

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I find it hard to believe you have been living there for 5 years as your Chinese is still turrible.

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09-27-2010 , 04:27 AM

#990

AlanDyer

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Originally Posted by RosieTheGreat

I find it hard to believe you have been living there for 5 years as your Chinese is still turrible.

Ha, i think i'm better than 99% of the people who have been here 5+ years... sadly...

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09-27-2010 , 05:50 AM

#991

Quorthon

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Originally Posted by AlanDyer

Ha, i think i'm better than 99% of the people who have been here 5+ years... sadly...

Quite right. I've been in Macau for 4 years and my Cantonese has only reached the level of 'Beginner'.

I would imagine it is easier to live as an English speaker in Macau than the Mainland though - I've met people who have lived here over 10 years who can't speak more than "Ng Goi"

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09-27-2010 , 05:59 AM

#992

HC82

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Originally Posted by Quorthon

How do you stay in Macau for that long? What is the Visa situation? I'd like to live there for awhile and play live poker but thought it was not possible.

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09-27-2010 , 07:35 AM

#993

HC82

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Originally Posted by AlanDyer

Haha don't make fun of my Chinese ! Punk!

What's so special about finding students that you guys leap on it?

You really don't understand?

Think about it like drugs. Possession of drugs is a minor crime. Selling drugs on the other hand, will send you to prison.

You are promoting gambling, not just partaking in it yourself. Much worse.

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09-27-2010 , 01:12 PM

#994

RosieTheGreat

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Lol they might kill you for selling drugs here.

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09-27-2010 , 04:22 PM

#995

speedyworm

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anyone know a way to get reliable internet, (preferably wireless) that covers a big part of china/ beijing? would 3G work? because I might be going to china to study in Beijing university and i heard from my sister the internet is terribad like 1kb/s

any alternatives? also I will be staying in a dorm

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09-27-2010 , 10:08 PM

#996

Quorthon

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Originally Posted by HC82

How do you stay in Macau for that long? What is the Visa situation? I'd like to live there for awhile and play live poker but thought it was not possible.

Well, I have a job and have become a resident. For a poker player you will just have to come and go like everyone else I'm afraid.

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09-27-2010 , 11:10 PM

#997

PRoMaNiaC

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I've just got my residence permit in China now, no more visas or restricted entries for 1 year, here I come Macau!!

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09-28-2010 , 01:11 AM

#998

AlanDyer

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Originally Posted by speedyworm

the 3g in guangzhou is pretty good, and reliable internet, but a bit slow.. wouldn't want to make that my main internet connection, it's pretty annoying to connect to pokerstars over it also

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09-28-2010 , 10:05 AM

#999

AlanDyer

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Trying not to spam the thread too hard.

Here's a new video I put out looking for students/"coworkers", tried to avoid mentioning gambling or anything controversial... although my Chinese might be even more incomprehensible since I didn't practice enough all the new words!

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjEwMjE4MDYw.html

If you guys are really concerned about me encouraging people to "break the law", this should cover it, i think? Help me out..