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07-04-2015 , 10:30 AM

#176

BookToMarket

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SenseiSingh

H&F, the sensei needs your help:

I have a friend visiting from spain. We are in Jaipur for the weekend. Spent the entire day exploring castles and forts, evening drank in the pool celebrating FREEDOM and talking about dicks, boobs and asses. Dinner in 30. I pre-ordered a blue and white cake with a red wine to complete the USA # 1 tribute. How do I close the deal? Never had an american woman talking about asses and dicks so openly. What's my play? She is a very good friend who I met through a good friend. We are lodged in adjacent rooms. I know how to lay the mack down but I do not know how to deal with a woman already talking so explicitly (yet nonchalantly) about sex!!!

Help!!!

FIRST OFF) lol@taking 7 sentences to tell us your friend was female. Shame on you.

II) Busto is right. Never force it. It'll come naturally or it won't at all. Make little moves along the way and if there is pushback then forget it

3) How'd it go??

07-04-2015 , 10:45 AM

#177

BustoRhymes

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Lol had the same thought as btm. Not that it matters if it is b or g in the ygos ontology, but it can make a huge difference in how you should approach a possible hookup

07-04-2015 , 10:50 AM

#178

Soulman

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"She is not at all receptive to touches" is not a good sign imo, indicating that SS has tried and been rejected.

07-04-2015 , 10:58 AM

#179

BustoRhymes

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07-04-2015 , 11:05 AM

#180

BookToMarket

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looooooool perfect busto

07-04-2015 , 11:34 AM

#181

SGT RJ

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Ask her if she wants to celebrate freedom with a fellow American by getting naked and sweaty.

07-04-2015 , 11:38 AM

#182

Soulman

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Convince her to re-enact the 9gag vid, only with less sausages iykwim.

07-04-2015 , 11:48 AM

#183

BustoRhymes

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I think RJ is joking, but there is a lot of worth in just putting your cards on the table. "Want to come back to my room and get naked?" However if you have no indications of interest and actually have indications she is not interested, you are probably going to make things very awkward.

07-04-2015 , 11:50 AM

#184

SenseiSingh

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Guys its going. Having beers by the pool. She asked me if i have ever sucked D. An indian band playing an instrument I am somewhat an expert on so gonna go bust my talent out. We shared pics of respective cousins we think are hot and continued "hypothetical" sex questions. She is back in her room getting some allergy medicine. I have never felt so flustered about a woman before. Usually I am A+ gaming it hard.

07-04-2015 , 11:56 AM

#185

SenseiSingh

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I think when we are heading back to our rooms I will ask her if she wants to watch Mad Max. Her reaction will clarify everything

07-04-2015 , 11:56 AM

#186

Melkerson

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SGT RJ

Ask her if she wants to celebrate freedom with a fellow American by getting naked and sweaty.

Probably works better if SS is American.

07-04-2015 , 11:57 AM

#187

nuclear500

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very curious where it can go if she even thinks you might be able to say yes to "sucking D"

07-04-2015 , 11:58 AM

#188

BustoRhymes

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If you set up a live web cam, we can give you real time advice.

Jk that would be so creepy.

07-04-2015 , 11:59 AM

#189

BustoRhymes

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Nuclear,

Maybe she a freak and wants to make sure SS is a freak too. No interest in vanilla.

SS, just pretend be Syndr0m. Casually mention how much feet turn you on. If she responds by showing you her feet...

07-04-2015 , 11:59 AM

#190

Melkerson

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Quote:

Originally Posted by nuclear500

very curious where it can go if she even thinks you might be able to say yes to "sucking D"

MMF threesome?

07-04-2015 , 12:09 PM

#191

BustoRhymes

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Arnold says all heterosexual males should be secure enough in their sexuality to enjoy such an arrangement. Assuming SS has no homosexual attraction. Obv much easier to push if so.

SS, go ahead and ask her if she's ever had/thought of having an MMF.

07-04-2015 , 12:18 PM

#192

Syndr0m

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BustoRhymes

Gotcha.

Well, ime if you relax and are both having a good time and there is mutual interest and you don't cockblock yourself, this stuff happens organically and you don't have to overthink it or push for anything to happen.

I love this post

So often I find myself pushing myself mentally to somehow advance things to sexual activity when I'm out with some girl even when there is no real chemistry or anything at all

It's almost as if I feel socially obligated to consciously try and have sex with any girl I go out with

07-04-2015 , 12:26 PM

#193

Syndr0m

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BustoRhymes

SS, just pretend be Syndr0m. Casually mention how much feet turn you on. If she responds by showing you her feet...

I sometimes wonder how creepy it would sound if I'd complement a random girl (within the social circle) about her having beautiful feet, out of the blue

I've never actually dared to do that, unless we start talking about feet/fetishes first. I have no problem with telling people about that. Even my mom knows.

07-04-2015 , 12:30 PM

#194

BustoRhymes

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I am just going off observations about my brother, but in those observations it has seemed to me that being open about his sexual proclivities has led to lots of play because people feel free to express and explore their sexuality with him and don't worry about being rejected for what they desire.

07-04-2015 , 12:36 PM

#195

Weasel45

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Montecore

I am addicted to My 600 Pound Life. And Extreme Weight Loss. The wifeacore thinks I am a lunatic, and is probably correct.

Extreme weight loss is amazing. Chris is awesome

07-04-2015 , 12:57 PM

#196

SenseiSingh

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****ing A guys nothing happened. Her allergies got the better of her. When I asked her Mad Max it up in my room she put on some Amy Shumer??? videos and then passed out.

Boo hoo. Oh well she is still here for a week so we'll see. I am desperate because this would be the first non loser ex-pat can't-cut-it-in-america girl I have been with

07-04-2015 , 01:04 PM

#197

BustoRhymes

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Amy Schumer is hilarious. Sorry it did not work out for you the way you wanted.

07-04-2015 , 01:16 PM

#198

SenseiSingh

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My question is: is it ever ok to straddle here and just kiss the girl? Who the **** talks about sex so much but never pulls through. The only reason I posted here was because I have never had someone talk so freely about devilous deeds yet not have dead on tells that they wanted to ****

Ughhh I think I am just a pussy. I should hav grabbed that ass.

07-04-2015 , 01:17 PM

#199

Syndr0m

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Just tell her tomorrow that having a passed out non loser ex-pat can't-cut-it-in-america girl full of allergies watching Amy Schumer videos in your room felt strangely arousing